Uberia: Chapter XVI Ambush in Uberia (944 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Scratch <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-22 23:27:10 EST
Mystery and Adventure in the world of Cyber and the lands of Uberia as war strikes without warning and sometimes good does not always rule over evil. Journey to a land where the internet meets the dark ages meets Ubersite. A struggle between those that work hard to uphold the post, and those that work hard to destroy the post. Welcome to Uberia. Read the post that started it all here...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23306
Comment and you could live the story...
Uberia
Chapter XVI: Ambush at Uberia
Rain poured from the sky and pounded the people in the street as Loki and her friends moved through the swarm of locals moving through Yahoo. The rain did not break the travelers' spirits as they moved in and out of the search portals. Thousands of portals lined the streets as the people methodically moved to find what it was they were looking for. It was late morning and yet; it seemed that the sun could not break through the thick and billowy clouds, giving the whole town a dark and grim presence. Throughout the city lie small shacks, each with their own inhabitants moving about their morning chores. The streets were lined in perfect city blocks, running a pattern of parallel and intersecting roads filled with busy people and moving carriages. Yahoo was known as the "Cornerstone of Travel" as it was a portal to almost anywhere in the world. Lying on the coast of a major ocean, all this city new was trade and travel.
A local approached Hidden101, he moved within inches of his face and screamed "Do you Yahoo?" Hidden101 quickly moved behind him, grabbing and twisting his wrist bringing him to his knees, and a swift chop to the back of his neck brought him to the ground. "Damn Yahooligans", he said, as he caught up with the others, who moved ahead of him unaware of his encounter. Lisacat looked in awe, thinking to herself that this place and the traffic it could draw everyday would never cease to amaze her. She was accustomed to a more rural setting. Loki scanned the area, looking desperately for a clue, when a clue found her.
"Could we have been blessed by Uber?" a stranger asked behind them
They spun around, Lisacat recognizing the familiar voice, "Rizzo is that you?" squinting her eyes to make out the cloaked figure in the downpour.
"You haven't changed a bit my friend" Said Rizzo as he approached with another two unidentified figures beside him.
"You still hanging around the likes of these kinds of people?" she pointed towards the figure to the left of him.
"I can't shake them, everywhere I go, Iddqd and Streetpunk follow me like a bunch of blind sheep. Loki's shoulders relaxed as she realized she was amongst former retired Knights and dear friends.
"How the hell have you been Loki?" Iddqd said as he moved in to hug his longtime female friend. As they embraced, Loki responded "I've been better, I'm sure you heard?"
"Yes, tis a sad day for us all when Uberia can be forced into submission" Said Streetpunk
"What have you three been up to?"
"Oh, just moving about, here and there, nothing really special. We've been hanging out at Yahoo ever since we heard the news of Ubersite, waiting to here a hopeful change of events."
"No change of events yet, we are here looking for Maddox, have you seen him?"
"Now where would you go to find a Cyber Pirate, Old-time war hero, and prophet?"
Loki chuckled, "So where can I find the nearest pub?"
"C'mon, follow us, we can take you there" Rizzo led the way, as they moved through the rain closer towards their destination. For a moment, the rain didn't feel as cold and the problems didn't feel as heavy for Loki, as she shared some idle banter amongst old friends. Ed Dee, Madjestervince, and DarthAwesome were out of the loop, and shared their own conversation as they followed their new companions.
"We are never going to find them", said LaNa, "We've looked all over the place" Mac and Reallybored led the way as they peered in and out of the woods looking for their fallen king. The rain showed no mercy as it continued to fall from the sky, making visibility difficult. "I smell a smoldering fire", Mac said as he continued to sniff around in the air, "It's coming from over here, let's go." As they moved from the river banks into the woods, they pushed away some covering brush and realized it was not the King they had discovered, but an ambush that had been waiting for them to move on. An axe barely missed Mac's face as he stumbled backwards pushing LaNa and Reallybored back. Men cloaked in black, their faces covered with a dark hood, poured out from the forest pathways onto the river banks, surrounding the warriors. "I count ten", Reallybored whispered to Mac. "Well, let's not stand around to see what they want; they let me know with their axe already." Reallybored drew his sword with one hand, and began to call a post with the other, parrying incoming attacks from two of the dark men. Mac rushed towards the most heavily populated side and began to swing his fists at the dark ones. "Stay behind me LaNa, I can't afford to lose you" he said as he shoved his open hand into the open hood of one of the men and crushed his head. He was not a full-blown poster yet but as a giant he had his own powers. He held his hand in the air and invoked the almighty pimp-slap. His Left hand grew from his palm outwards into an almighty and powerful slapping hand, as he began swatting the cloaked chauncies one by one out of his way. Reallybored bore a strong post into the chest of another attacker, dropping the mysterious man to the ground. One of the men threw back his hood in the rain and identified himself. It was Battle Raper. "So good to see you again Reallybored, too bad it will be the last time we meet" He unleashed a furious and horrible post, steaming through the rain as it grew red hot and hit Reallybored in the chest, knocking him back almost ten feet. He landed in the mud as he slid across the banks and into the river. His lifeless body floated downstream, but his friends were otherwise occupied with the others. LaNa was the first to realize that Reallybored was down, and she moved towards Battle Raper, who was now joined by two companions of his own. Mac looked over his shoulder as he held a post-killer up by his neck with his pimp-hand, "LaNa no!"
She glided with cunning speed towards Battle Raper, who was working on another post in defense. Before he could draw a post-kill, her hand touched his forehead, causing Battle Raper to Gasp. She held her other hand out reaching in the blackness of another hooded attacker, who froze in his tracks as well. Battle Raper's face drained of color. His face shriveled and drew up like a prune and before he could even realize what hit him his face was nothing but a mere skeleton with frail skin draped over the bone. He collapsed along with his fellow warrior whom she touched. The third attacker took a swing with his axe at her, but she easily dodged the incoming blow and responded with the same death-giving touch she had delivered to the others. As Mac folded the last Chauncey in half, he looked over in disbelief in what his companion had just preformed. LaNa had no time to explain, she ran along the banks until she could see her companion face down in the water. She jumped in quickly to go after him. After a bit of struggling, she managed to nudge him to the water's edge, where Mac pulled them both out. Reallybored lay strewn across the riverside unconscious. Mac turned to LaNa, "What the hell was that?"
"Healers aren't helpless, we kick some ass too!"
"I see that, what did you do to them?"
"The exact opposite of healing, I fasted them." She said as she began to work on healing Reallybored. "Fasting is an act that operates in the opposite direction of healing, it speeds the aging process up tremendously, causing the victim to die almost instantly. I have either touch at my command. "Remind me to turn that off when we kiss kiddo" she winked as Reallybored came back to life under her care. As Reallybored regained his surroundings, Mac helped pull him to his feet. "Alright, now that we got that out of the way, let's continue our search."
SpikeGoddess was roused awake by meddling hands in places she know they did not belong. Her hands still bound, she writhed in discomfort as Hamilton began to have his way with her. He began raise her dress over her knees then above her waist, when she defended her dignity by wrapping her legs around his torso. She squeezed him closer to the point that she could get her chains around the back of his neck. Startled, he raised up, which was exactly what she wanted. She came up with him to her feet, spun around and used the chains to choke him. Rage blinded her as she began to imagine what he was trying to do to her. Her rage flowed from her body and drained from her hands into him, causing bright beams of light to emit from his eyes and mouth as he screamed with no sound. The commotion quickly woke both her allies and her enemies as they rushed to see what was going on. Hamilton fell to his knees and responded to her attack, "What can I do for you mistress?" She instantly realized that she somehow implanted him with a Trojan. She was not normally capable of such power, yet there he kneeled, ready to serve under her total control. "Protect me," she commanded as Hamilton spun around, drawing his sword and stabbing the first of the approaching soldiers. The soldiers were in disbelief as Hamilton sliced through them one-by-one. Implanted with a Trojan he lost all control of his thoughts, they were now under full ownership of SpikeGoddess. He acted with only the fear of displeasing his mistress and new owner, and attacked with a blinding rage, until the last of the escorting crew fell. Seven men lay dead at his hands, from one simple command. She wasted no time, now turning to him and commanding him to release her and her friends. He moved quickly so as not to displease her, and then awaited his next command. Queen Ashlee and the others could not believe it. "How did you do that?" she said as she rubbed her sore wrists from the chains.
"I don't know, I sort of just blacked out. When I came to, he was there and completely under my control."
"Posters can't implant Trojans, there has got to be an explanation for this"
"I don't have an answer, but I know someone who may"
"Maddox, I know, we've got to get to him"
"Lord Bart and the others were on their way to see him, we can meet up with them there" said McGinny.
Queen Ashlee looked Northwest towards the mountains, "Then let's move, we don't have any time to waste."
To be continued...
User Reviews
Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2004-09-02 12:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write the whole fucking story beeeatch
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-02 04:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In this story, your thighs will be your most powerful ally. I'll also have to find a interesting way to weave in the whole witch thing, email me with any ideas you might have if you have time :)
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-03-02 03:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I make a request? If I need to kill anyone else in this story, can I do it by choking them between my thighs? (I have strong legs...)
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-02 03:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The wife has either a bruised or broken tailbone, if any of you are aware an extremely painful and lengthy after effect of birth in which the doctors can pretty much do very little. Needless to say she is a trooper and the Lordofthepost is quite humbled for the time being. I have an ultimate respect for any woman who has gone through the awesome but taxing wonder of childbirth. It's absolutely amazing! Thanks to everyone for your kind thoughts and inquiries, you guys are an awesome group!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-03-01 11:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!
How about Astoria? Or Nevada? Sure they're both places, but hey...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-01 10:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is your baby's mama doing? We could have a name the princess of the post contest, but the wife figure might not approve.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-03-01 10:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Deluxe 247 would be a better name. "true playa since day one". Congrats on the baby.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-02-29 03:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's official, I'm someones daddy.
8lbs 10 ounces, born on 2-23-04, 21 inches
expect the posts to come a little slower, but don't ever expect them to stop. I....must....finish....Uberia. Actually I've got a half of a chapter written but just can't stay awake any longer, I'm beat, this newborn stuff is extremely rewarding and wonderful but tiresome at the same time. It's funny, I rented a few movies and had to watch them in strobe. It's so hard to understand the movie "Runaway Jury" in 10 minute increments to pause each time for a feeding, changing, burping, or whatever else needs to get done when baby wakes up.
I'm getting into some good stuff with this next chapter, hope you guys enjoy it, will try to finish tomorrow night
We havent decided on a name. So far it's between the following:
Bart
Uber
Scratch
Koolmang or
I'd do her in the pooper
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-02-25 18:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH! I almost forgot to be even more self-centered..
I never thought that that's what I'd look like as a lego... but check out the glowing hands. I do kick ass!
Ok.. I'm done with my ego head swelling session for the day.
Back to your regularly scheduled programming,
~LaNa
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-02-25 18:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the baby here yet?!?! Congratulations kidd-o!! Boy or Girl? I heard the name choices are Uber for a boy and Uberia for a girl... :)
Great story as usual.. I'm so glad I got to "kick some ass too"!
Take care of yourself, the lil lady and the new addition!
Toodles,
~LaNa :)
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-02-24 18:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to again, because I can just picture myself with a huge sword, stabbing anyone who comes near me.
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2004-02-24 14:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can see maddox in kind of a Tibetan monastery with people all coming to him for answers like the Dalai Lama. That would be cool beans. Keep up the good work and congrats
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-23 22:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pleased to see such a fine accomplishment still going strong. When I have more time next month I'll read the entire novel - I can only assume it's all as good as this.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-02-23 21:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome...
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really want to negative rate you for still not putting me in this sterling showcases of quality, but how can I go and fuck up that rating, or not credit all this work?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-02-23 14:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice.
Congrats.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-23 14:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I forgot to congratulate you on your baby. Congrats, man!
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-02-23 14:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about time. Congrats with the baby
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-23 13:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there really a prince of the post? Oh man oh man good luck to you my friend.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-23 13:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS, the Pimp slap scene totally reminded me of the Foo Fighters 'Everlong' video.
Submitted by Dlove (user info) at 2004-02-23 12:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass installment of the story man. It's been worth waiting for. Thanks for the entertainment man, keep it coming!!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-02-23 12:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shhh...do you hear that, Überscratch?
It's the masses, clamoring for a revival of Kristen...
Congratulations on the baby!
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-02-23 12:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
absolutely beautiful.
Good luck with the baby!
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, LOTP! Whats its name? Boy or Girl?
You keep on bringing new characters in, you must have to keep a chart to remember all of them. I think Rizzo and his crew was a good addition to Uberias forces.
Remember, I don't mind if you have to make my character evil, most of my posts are idiotic anyways.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOTP,
You gotta throw PMJ in the mix as some sort of Prophet that predicts people's GI Joe Coolness Level.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-23 10:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Two words:
Fucking Sweet.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-23 10:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
respect the almighty pimp hand.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-02-23 10:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-23 09:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all hail the almightily pimp slap
Hamilton should have tried dinner and a movie, sometimes that works.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-23 07:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you and your consistent quality!
I want in. :-)
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-02-23 07:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!!
Spikey rocks in this...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-23 02:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-23 02:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JMG attacks people with his mighty hair.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really can't wait to see what kind of ass kicking JMG lays out
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soon JMG, I have big plans for you my friend. I appreciate your patience, and I like the way you put it.. You write good stuff, I wouldn't leave you out
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After thoroughly enjoying the latest installment of Uberia, JMG wondered when he would make an appearance in one of the most thrilling serial offerings on Ubersite.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hope this is par to the others... took me a weekend to write in between false baby alarms and last minute babies r us trips.
Enjoy