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seems like a lot people here need "Wing Women" (404 hits)

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Rating: -1.46 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <fclo002.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-23 01:16:44 EST


I have come on this site and read about "wing babies", "wing men", and even "wing dogs". What about "wing women"? I think if your a single guy and are at a bar with another woman ("wing woman") it would be easy to pick up chicks.

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Submitted by scrotballs (user info) at 2004-02-23 19:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny, because there is a service in NY that I used a couple of weeks ago called wingwomen.com. It actually works. I don't think i'm a loser for using a "wing woman".
http://www.wingwomen.com


Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-02-23 12:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you fat and on Faceparty?

http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/face.htm



Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-02-23 12:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you are in the USA, you shouldn't need a wing anything. The women are extremely easy. If you are actually on the hunt to try and get laid, and can't do it without the help of another person, you should definately consider taking yourself off the market. Permanently.

No, I'm not talking about getting married.

Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-02-23 09:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What 'cha gonna do when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania run wild on you?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-23 02:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Crap.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-23 02:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wing babies? Wing dogs? Babies can't do shit, neither can dogs!

Submitted by Flatuloso (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the hell am I explaining this....

A wing man is an aerial term that's used in the military. Your "wingman" is the person you fly with. They help you out and generally watch your back.

Thusly, when people go out their wingmen are the guys that go with them, and help them nab girls in groups, or take the fall and go out with the ugly friend, or whatever.

A wingwoman is just like a wingman, only, you know, a woman.

Submitted by MIll8178 (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

MMMmmmm Wiiiings. Extra spicy please. And a Corona too please!

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why is it called wing, though?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it only works sometimes. Loren got a few girls to kiss me when we were out drinking, but she knows what she's doing.

oh, and the guy has to know what he's doing, also.

Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Its something that helps you pick up a chick.

Example: You're walking your dog and some girls greets you saying, "OMFG!!!!111! He's like sooo cute. LOLOLO!11!ONE!1!! Wanna fuk?!"

Ya damn skippy.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF is wing-ANYTHING?


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