I hit the Enter key before I’d typed anything and now I type my posts in Word. (764 hits)
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Submitted by Fleet Marshall Badass (View user info) at 2004-02-23 11:51:37 EST
"It's fine to fuck up, as long as you don't fuck up the same thing twice."
- Commodore Hart, Royal Australian Navy
I'm lucky. I'm not a fucking idiot. I, unlike a lot of people, learn from my mistakes. For instance, just before I started writing this post, I hit the Enter key before I had clicked the cursor in the message box, so I had a post that said "Here's a funny thought..." with no funny thought. The funny thing is, people actually posted reviews to it. I couldn't believe it! That said the post actually looks like a deliberate post made by a complete fuckwit, you know, one of those guys that everyone -2's and tells them that they ruin Ubersite. Incidentally, sorry for ruining Ubersite.
Anyway, now I type in Word. It means that I don't cock up. So, I can learn from my mistakes. But I appear to be a rare breed - the kind that only fuck up something once, learn from it, and don't do it again. There's a guy in my Division that continually leaves the lines to go to classes without a random accoutrement or item of uniform. This guy has turned up to my classes without some of these things:
- One rank slide;
- Both his rank slides;
- His ID;
- His hat;
- His belt;
- A water bottle for PT;
- A fucking clue.
This guy was a shitfight before the criteria for calling someone a shitfight got suddenly raised (http://www.ubersite.com/m/26169), so now he's a fuckfight. I can't wait until we have a literal fuckfight to make that term redundant.
It's amazing just how little some people learn when they make a mistake. It's as if people are destined to fuck up the same thing, over and over and over again. This week, we're doing rehearsals for a parade we have on Saturday. It's for the Chief of the Defence Force, so it's a pretty big deal. Every year we do this, the following things are done wrong by the same people, over and over again (and for you civvy types, this shit ain't hard to do):
- Fucking up salutes;
- Stepping off on the wrong foot;
- Looking up at the jets as they do the fly over the parade ground.
Incompetent. Problematic. Fuckfights. I guess this is a quickly conjured piece of shit to apologise for ruining Ubersite. At least I have a quote in there. And I have all my clothes on too.
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Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-02-24 01:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's cool squirrel voyeur - you can have a free one on me.
Badass.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-23 21:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasted a really good negative two I had been saving up on that post that you fucked up on.
Oh well.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-02-23 21:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I shit you fuckers not; shitfight and fuckfight are actually used here - fuckfight being an extension of shitfight, used for more severe situations.
And I don't fuck up deliberately - that's for liars and fuckwits.
Badass.
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-02-23 14:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:54:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a pretentious ass.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:58:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
With terms like 'fuckfight' and 'shitfight', you must be laboring under the delusion that you are witty and clever. You post the same ignorant drivel that is clogging up this site like an oversized turd.
I must say, I agree totally with judoka. God dammit I fucking hate your ass!!!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-02-23 14:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, i got this great idea. I will purposly fuck up a post, then write a post about fucking up. Maybe people who see this genius and overlook the fact that i have no post writing talent.
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-02-23 14:14:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-02-23 13:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckfight? shitfight? these aren't words used to describe a person. you most likely made them up in effort to look cool. it didn't work. sorry.
haha, fleet marshall suckass. that was kinda funny...
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-02-23 12:46:06 EST (#)
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Fleet Marshall Suck Ass
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-02-23 12:07:50 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/26230
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:58:12 EST (#)
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With terms like 'fuckfight' and 'shitfight', you must be laboring under the delusion that you are witty and clever. You post the same ignorant drivel that is clogging up this site like an oversized turd.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
G'day, mate!
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a pretentious ass.
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-02-23 11:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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