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Submitted by Meat <meat.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2004-02-23 12:24:15 EST


So there I was on the smoking sponson when one of my buddies brought up an important question:

"Why does everyone only want to piss each other off?"

Then I said,

"It seems like the leadership will create a senseless rule, and
the workers all complain and detest what is happening. This infuriates the leadership, and with their grip of power they cause even more distress among the workers until the workers have been blamed and the leadership has been exhausted, inevitably both sides of the matter not wanting to do shit anymore."

If I were happy were I am now I would have nothing to say to anyone. I would do my job, go to sleep, wake up and do it again and again. I would have no reason to complain. While it is true we always take our current conditions for granted we should never forget that if something is to be complained about, obviously the picture is not painted perfect.

The problem I have with this place (the US military) is that they paint this picture of extreme honor and truth when the underbelly of it all is anything but those things. The problem?

The leadership can be lazy as shit, and when the time comes to get something done they can cling on to these values and use them to their advantage. If you try to use them they will cast those same honors aside, simply by saying you know nothing or are nothing next to their superior status.

WHAT KIND OF A CROCK OF SHIT IS THAT MY FRIENDS?

What kinds of people make up all these proud traditions and legacies only to cast them aside out of their own laziness, effectively destroying the tradition of honoring those who have fought so hard to protect, or should I say preserve, the state of life the United States in in today? Those people who died, were they mere ignorants? Did they ever think in their wildest dreams that the same country they sought to free was the same country that would house five times the amount of "weapons of mass destruction" than the ones it constantly persecutes?

Would it know that this country would be as racist as the terrorists that hate it? Backwards I tell you. Those "terrorists" are racist against all americans. Those "americans" are racists against all middle easterners, terrorists or not. Of course I am not ignorant enough to bias all americans as such, but really all that needs to be said is,

AMERICANS ARE NOT SOME SUPER NICE FRIENDLY APPLE PIE FORM OF HUMAN BEING. Most live in suburbia for all of their lives and wonder why nobody gives a shit about what the fuck they are saying. We are no better than the people who attack us, the only difference is that we're too much of pussies to go and sacrifice ourselves by blowing something up in the middle east.

Tell that to fat ass joe next time he bitches about us not being able to find Osama. Did he get his fat lazy ass up and help join the fight? NO SO FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU TOO.

Ding Ding motherfuckers it's dinner time. Here's a platter of my ass why don't you go ahead and dig in?

I don't know anyone in thier right mind who would find this spewage I wrote a form of entertainment. I just felt like venting some shit out or something.

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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-08 02:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-07 18:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you have the best pic posts i have seen so far... shit, the best all around

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I never forget a complimenter. Thanks. I'll Try to keep from sucking.

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:33:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by memnoch (user info) at 2004-02-23 14:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together and try and love one another right now.

vote bush


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stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!

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