Ubersite Gadgetry - The Ubersite Most Heated Post Creator (pic) (1759 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.91 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DrStrangeDhruv <bigdhruv.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-23 16:14:13 EST
Alright chum-buckets, this one took me longer than the others (I timed myself and clocked a whole 37 minutes of pure shirking) so you had better grace it with due attention.
Previous Ubersite Gadgetry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25284 Ubersite Gadgetry - The Ubersite Final Solution Device (pic)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25204 Ubersite Gadgetry - The Ubersite Newbie Keyboard (pic)
User Reviews
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been awhile since someone's given this a +2.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is brilliant.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny shit
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-02-26 15:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-02-26 15:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture on that thing cracks me up.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-02-26 15:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock On
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-25 12:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these gadgets.
Submitted by alchemist (user info) at 2004-02-25 11:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw that thing at Radio Shack yesterday. I'm never going in there again.
Submitted by w00twhat (user info) at 2004-02-25 11:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i liked the warnings best. and the pr0no pic.
you win.
thnx for playin'
w00t! what?
Submitted by daidoji (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.AHHHHH! he stole hidden's, mcginney's, and loren's secret weapon.
2.Will Bart ban people for cheating with this device?
3.How will anyone evey maintain an erection without viagra again.
VOTE NADER!!!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-24 14:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way I want to suck all you fuckers off for doing this.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-24 14:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA This is on the Most Heated List! Strong and bitter irony, because now through my own instruction I have to crawl up my own ass.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-24 12:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahaha! From now on I'm not even going to participate in these most heated debates. Screw it. Life's too short to keep arguing over shit that doesn't even affect me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-02-24 11:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mmm...accuracy.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-02-24 11:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2004-02-24 03:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-24 03:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-02-23 23:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're good at this shit. nice.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-02-23 21:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
We need more image-laden articles on Ubersite.
ATTN Ph0tosh0p P3mpz
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's me, my jaw is significantly manly enough to support the fact that I have excess androstenedione. I can't help the fact that my other features (glowing ivory skin, a seductive pout, hypnotizing green eyes) are misleading.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yea. I'm drunk.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lotsa good posts tonight... too bad im breaking that streak up
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another Masterpiece
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-02-23 19:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AMAZING! best i've read in a while!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-02-23 19:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's almost TOO GOOD
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-23 18:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go dude you should knock me off the list with this. If you don't then life is unfair.
What the fuck am I saying?
Life IS unfair!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-23 18:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em,
you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Beauty Queen
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-23 18:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOO
Do me! Do me!
what?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-02-23 18:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(read out loud in your best informercial voice)
This all sounds terrific, but where can I get one and how much does it cost?
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-23 18:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If not, don't bother, it's a stupid joke.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, also the 36 double-D tit and the, er... (dropping to whisper) the handpump.
Get it?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
**And now, I am shooting off in your eye!**
I guess time is not the only thing you have on your hands, then.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES! Thanks, Ocean, you have quelled my beating heart. The high octane tension induced by that perfect 2 and the odds tilted strongly against you, well nigh impossible to sustain at length, are enough to give the most virile of Picaresque horses a cardiac arrest - thanks, in sincerity. Also because this way the scat lovin' Most Heated post makers who were sure to drop by to service me with their obligatory rating-ruining -2 now no longer have the pleasure... HAHA!! Lick my cornhole, suckers, LICK MY CORNHOLE!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's up Hero..
this stuff is very funny.
- Ocean
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Image hosting site?
Memnoch you can just attach the file.
Submitted by memnoch (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good times.
absolutly genius
I'm going to post my lame photoshoping abilitys later in the day when i can find a image hosting site. oh lord i'm going to get a lot of -2's. oh well such is life
again +2's all around
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah thanks, I'm baiting my hook now, you know, charming the cobra, answering the bone-a-phone, wrestling the eel, being my own best friend, shaking hands with the Frenchman.
And now, I am shooting off in your eye!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 17:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My name actually. Odd as it to the perverted Western tongue, it reeks of ancient Indian wisdom, holiness and lengthened penile shafts. It is the Hindi equivalent of Polaris, that great and brightly shining North star that stands rectilinear with the polar axis, that guides the ways of the clueless wanderer and that resembles emphatically one's starry, ovoid anus before it is plunged into passionately by an aquiline red jelly rubber dildo. Often heard screamed out in famous Hollywood starlets dressing rooms, in the bedrooms of long-legged convex-assed bimbos and in Ubersite user Lisa's neighbouring municipality, pilgrims travel long and laboriously to pay homage to its namesake's burliness, manliness, sexiness and unequivocal phallic lengthiness.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What beauty! Ay, what bliss!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Truly great
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your shit.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome...now what's a dhruv?
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What, are you kidding me? Do I look like some sort of sell-out Polynesian prostitute to you? This sells for ten +2's and a blowjob, ThatOneGirl, but nude photographs and pornsite passwords will give you extra leverage.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh that guy, yeah... he looks like he might create Most Heated posts, or at any rate encourage that people buy the sort of product that helps create them. He also looks like a kind of phallically-equipped Marisa Tomei, but maybe it's just me.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So where does bidding start??? $20 sound good?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that guy, the suit on the top banner part. In proportion to your muscles, penis, skills, and quiet modesty, it is awesome.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh by the way that little 'drop dead and die' warning on MHP creation isn't really intended to apply to the 'Go straight to Most Heated' candidates (Lisa, Mick, Hidden). Just thought I'd clear that out.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch, that's actually because I tried to make the guy look like a kid by pasting a 9-year-old's face on the adult's body. And as of course my Photoshop skills are not up to par with my intellectual genius, perceptive powers, muscular growth or, say, gigantic penis size, it appeared a little off normal.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As do Most Heated post makers. I will however forgive that little judgmental slip-up on account of you being a hot ass babe face doll of a bitch.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how that dude's head is gonna fall off.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Politicism is totally ruining todays economy, as is the spaying and nudering of our pets. It makes me sick to see all these black and spanish people stealing all the naked chicks right out of our mouths. Fuck gays, lesbians, animal-rights activists, hippies, minorities, and women.
Most heated...woo!
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is really good so i'm giving you a +2 but i must say you have alot of time on your hands!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The voice of reason:
"Most Heated is not compatible with a life."
You could have told me that before I wrote my Fuck the Poor post.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a nice invention, but if I bought one of those I'd have to kill myself.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This better get on the Most Heated list.