What's Wrong With America!?!? (738 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -0.8 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <copeland.michael.at.sbcglobal.net> (View user info) at 2004-02-24 20:03:25 EST
America should just stop messing with people all the time. Hitler, Mussolini, Milosevic, and now with Saddam! Jesus, at first we were friends with that guy Stalin, and then as soon as WWII was over we turned on him to! Stuck our knife right in his back! If America would just stop messing with these sorts of people, think how nice and peaceful the world would be today. Kim Jung Il is not a bad man, he's just misunderstood, and that makes me sad :(
Speaking of the world, we really need to start giving the U.N. more credit. We are SO cynical! It's clear by now that the U.N. is a neutral and objective forum, and that it's only looking out for the best interest of the world. It's like a big happy court of law! I'm sure the Chinese representative careful weighs the evidence before him and makes decisions that he feels are fair, not just what are in his own country's best interest. And I, for one, find it hard to believe that the Russians are half controlled by the mafia and could ever be bribed. These are the Russians for christ's sake! The only question they ask themselves is "What is the right thing to do, not for Russia, but for the world!" And the French? Well, they're European, and I think that speaks for itself!
See, I think we need to listen to our European friends more. I think the last century shows that they were pretty much right on track, (if you don't count the German colonial genocide of heroes, Ittihad genocide of Armenians, the Soviet Terror famine in the Ukraine, the German genocide of the Jews and gypsies, ethnic cleansing in the Balkans, Stalinism, Nazism, Fascism, Communism, Socialism, World War I, World War II, the Spice Girls etc.) It's been nearly a decade since they've had their last genocide, So I think it's safe to say that they got things pretty much under control there.
That's why, before we make any big decisions, we should ask ourselves, "What would Belgium do?" THINK ABOUT IT! We could ever go wrong! An example: The North Koreans wants to develop nuclear weapons. If they do, they will sell them to the highest bidder, and blackmail South Korea and Japan. If North Korea goes Nuclear, Japan will certainly go nuclear in response, which will irk the Chinese to no end. The Chinese may help us with North Korea, but only if we make concessions on Taiwan. Because Soul, South Korea's Capital, is within artillery range of North Korea, any war would mean it's immediate destruction. Thus there is no real military option here... What do we do???WE DO WHAT THE BELGIANS WOULD DO! I don't personally know what the Belgian plan is for prevention nuclear proliferation on the Korean peninsula, but I bet it's a whopper! Right on!
So that's my plan, I just hope we'll follow through on it!
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Submitted by AmeriCunt at 2004-08-06 00:29:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-25 13:47:16 EST (#)
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funny shit man
Submitted by UncleNecro (user info) at 2004-02-25 04:00:34 EST (#)
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He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
Haha, funny. +2
I see sarcasm, I wish it wasn't -2
I hate you, sorry -2
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-25 02:58:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-25 02:58:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-25 02:58:37 EST (#)
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because
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-25 02:58:21 EST (#)
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just
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-24 22:40:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-24 22:37:52 EST (#)
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sarcasm a bit too obvious
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-02-24 22:02:21 EST (#)
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No fucking shit it was sarcastic, that doesn't make it not a steaming pile of donkey shit.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:49:00 EST (#)
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CAPTAIN OBVIOUS DUMBASS
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:46:42 EST (#)
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Ok, so I didn't read the fucking thing closely enough - I spilled hot an sour soup on my balls. Here +2
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:41:15 EST (#)
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the problem is the first paragraph. most people read that and miss the whole sarcastic thing.
read it again guys, its actually kinda funny.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:39:43 EST (#)
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Ref, this was written by a 13 year old girl.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:39:19 EST (#)
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People this was a joke, pretty funny too. Brighten up a little. I'm sure the author didn't mean any of this.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:38:20 EST (#)
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damn dude you are being flamed by idiots. I apologize for their behavior.
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:37:49 EST (#)
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Thank you TheRef, for somewhat restoring my faith in humanity.
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:33:24 EST (#)
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It shouldn't need to be said, but I was being SARCASTIC. See?
I don't really think we should ask ourselves what the Belgians think. I was writing a parody, as if... oh fuck it, n/m
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:31:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by fuckwad Johnson <adolhitler.at.yourmomshouse.com> at 2004-02-24 21:28:34 (#)
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YOU are whats wrong with America. Belgium were nazi collaborators who shipped out jews to Auschwitz with lightning speed. YOU NEED TO ENGAGE YOUR BRAIN BEFORE TOUCHING YOUR COMPUTER, Mmmkay? And as for America.... PREPARE FOR THE RIOTS IN 2006 - last creature standing wins!
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this dipshit can't even spell adolph right. Does your mom know who your father is?
S-A-R-C-A-S-M. Am I the only one picking up on this?
Submitted by fuckwad Johnson <adolhitler.at.yourmomshouse.com> at 2004-02-24 21:28:34 EST (#)
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YOU are whats wrong with America. Belgium were nazi collaborators who shipped out jews to Auschwitz with lightning speed. YOU NEED TO ENGAGE YOUR BRAIN BEFORE TOUCHING YOUR COMPUTER, Mmmkay? And as for America.... PREPARE FOR THE RIOTS IN 2006 - last creature standing wins!
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:25:20 EST (#)
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You stupid cocksucker.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:22:45 EST (#)
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After reading something this stupid, the only thing I could find wrong with America is that we need more money for education. And vasectomies.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-24 21:18:32 EST (#)
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I really hope you are too young to vote. Ignorant ass!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:10:06 EST (#)
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**Because Soul, South Korea's Capital, is within artillery range of North Korea**
If South Korea has the Soul, does that mean that North Korea has the Funk?
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:07:17 EST (#)
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I'm voting for you come november
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:03:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mutha fuckin ref at 2004-02-24 20:42:27 EST (#)
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this was good shit. funny stuff. don't worry about these fucks with no sense of humor. they are going to die soon enough.
Submitted by RandomHero at 2004-02-24 20:31:45 EST (#)
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the problem with america is that it sucks ass. simple as that
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-24 20:27:42 EST (#)
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Derp!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-24 20:13:17 EST (#)
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Thank you to the Congressional Representative from, like, The Valley.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-24 20:05:38 EST (#)
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You didn't have to crusify me like you did
You didn't have to tell me that I was just your kid
Hey hey mama
What is wrong with you?