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Submitted by Amusediniraq (View user info) at 2004-02-25 15:49:16 EST


As the year drags on, it feels like it is never going to end. I have several more weeks left before I get to return home. I left home on the 4th of April last year and have spent my time mulling my time away day in and day out looking for something interesting to do while dreading the horror around the next corner.

Today I lost another two friends. I don't even know how many people I've known who have died this year. I am having a particularily bad time today as we are just a couple of weeks before it is all over. A few more short weeks and these two would have been home with their wives and children. Now, their world is crushed. There will be no reunion.

I am sick.

I am tired.

I need a beer.

No so amused anymore.

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Submitted by GodChicken <not logging in> at 2004-02-26 15:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello from Camp Victory, Kuwait.

Almost time bro. Give me a few days and I'll be there to relieve you.


Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-26 01:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess I said I need a beer because I am longing for a normal life. I want to get up at home. Go to work. Go home at night. Drink a beer. Eat what I want, even when the chow hall isn't opened. I don't want to brush my teeth with e. coli water anymore. I am tired and I want to go home.

You were right I didn't mean this to be a political post. I was tired and I guess I just wanted everyone to know what had happened.

Thanks for the reviews. I actually felt a little guilty because it would seem an obvious hit whore post. Thanks any way.

Oh and good morning...today is a new day.

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-25 22:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually went and grabbed a beer when I read this title.

An ice cold, cold, cold, beer.

It was so cold, that when I took it out of the beer fridge, full of beer, and twisted the beer cap,it made the twisting cold beer cap noise -pssh- this wonderful greyish cold vapour coiled out. The first sip was like sweet, sweet heaven made liquid.

And then I read the post, and I felt rather bad for you, and yours, and your respective predicaments.


Cheers, this one is for you guys.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-25 21:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, folks, I have posted AmusedinIraq's video of him dropping a grenade into one of Saddam's Mig fighter jets and the hilarious results thereof on Kazaa. Do a search for a file called grenademig.mpg on Kazaa.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-25 21:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for heroism.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-25 21:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll keep my opinions about others here to myself and just say "Come home safely, friend." Give me your address at home and I"ll send you a 12 pack of Heineken, no kidding.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-25 20:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry amused.

Keep your head down.

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-25 19:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you ever want to talk, my email is danman53d.at.yahoo.com

Not sure if you guys are allowed to get AIM over there, but if ya do my SN is C0WB0Y FUNK.

Submitted by zeppelin (user info) at 2004-02-25 18:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ref, I never said that this was a political post. However, this soldier obviously wants nothing more than to come home, see his friends and family, and have a beer. There's one thing that stands in the way of him doing that: the US government. So go fuck yourself, ref.

Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-25 17:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thats great that you all think this is a political post.

sorry for your friends soldier.

come home in one piece

Submitted by zeppelin (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I pray that you come home safely. A while back I was in agreement with Bush's decision to get more oil er, "bring Iraq to democracy." It's been almost a year since we declared war, and look at how many nuclear weapons we found. I've recently been reading a lot of literature by Michael Moore to find out the real truth behind the war (not that everything Mr. Moore says is true, but it's more believable than the bullshit propaganda Bush gave us). Today I joined a school club, Amnesty International, which is about humanitarianism and all that. In a couple of weeks I'm scheduled to join an anti-war protest (not that protesting helps much, but I just want to prove how against this war I am). Once again, I hope you and your friends come home safely, along with all of the other soldiers.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He's 37. I have no idea how or why I know that.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please keep posting so we know you're safe.

If your posts stop without warning, Uber will be a sad place indeed.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Amused - How old are you?

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry that your friends died. Wish I could give you a beer.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

come home safe, and if you want to stop by Maryland, I'll buy a round or two at the Ale House

and two more rounds for each of your friends, rest in peace

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry man. Do what you have to do, WATCH YOUR FUCKING ASS over there. It must be hard not trusting anyone, even a kid with a candybar while trying not to damage your psyche forever by becoming paranoid of everyone. I'm sorry any of you guys were put into that situation over there. I'm madder than hell at our president for lying to us all.

What a mess.

Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This THIS is why it makes me crazy every morning to hear on the news what has happened overnight. Goddamnit, these people in Iraq are not numbers we use to keep score, they are real men and women just like us with families, friends, dreams, hopes, pets.

DAMNIT soo pissed off


Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i need a fuckin GUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN




















to use on myself..

Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We all support you. Cheer up.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry for the loss of your friends. be safe your last couple of weeks.

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My Dad was a Calvary Scout (I think thats what they call it) in the army during Vietnam. He told me losing a friend is probably the worst thing he had to go through. I feel for ya man, get back in one piece.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-25 16:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very Tragic and completely unecessary deaths. Be safe my friend.

Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-25 15:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks everyone....Its midnight and I am not sure why I posted that. We have all been through this before and it is almost over.

Time for sleep...

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-25 15:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah! I'd send ya something for sure!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-02-25 15:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry bro. Ask Tom for a care package....I'm sure he'll send you some things that will amuse you for weeks.

Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-02-25 15:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hang in there and watch your ass.

Set up a PayPal beer fund and I'll be the
first to contribute to your welcome home
celebration.

F

Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-02-25 15:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, hang in there. There's not a damn thing I can say that would make you feel better, but I do know that there are a lot of people that are rootin' for YOU to get home safely. Concentrate on that.

--HeimdallsMan

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-25 15:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm real sorry notsoamusediniraq. War is a nightmare, and a lot of people here in the states are gung ho about it when they don't even have the slightest idea what it is.

Submitted by w00twhat (user info) at 2004-02-25 15:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aw i'm sorry for you. i am sure you will be fine though. good luck and look forward to coming home, you will be fine.

thnx for playin'
w00t! what?

/me hands you a nice icey cold miller lite :D


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