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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-02-26 03:37:59 EST
United States: When I see US on the news, whenever they haven't started a war and the news about US is a more about what is going at home, there are always stories about rednecks shooting up their classmates or fighting each other, but then the state they were from usually happened to be in my mental list of Redneck US states, which made me think the majority of the US was still OK. Then one day I actually looked at a map of US states, and realized that except for New York and California, pretty much every state was in the category of Redneck and/or Inbred. They have a shit president, and all the presidential candidates look as bad as Bush or worse. The country is full of fatties and greasy mullets.
Germany: A bunch of nazis who are still in denial. Half the old people still alive there are most likely mass murderers. Nobody likes immigrant Germans because they are always hostile and unpredictable. Their language looks barbaric, too many K's, which probably suits them fine because I am sure they are big supporters of the Klan. They call their country "duche-land" which seems about right.
UK: Talk like queers and go to dinner parties where the men where their wive's clothing and the women dress like sailors. Women look atrocious and seem to suffer from a rare medical condition in which their veins grow ON THE OUTSIDE, on top of their pasty white skin.
Asia: Not too sure what the hell is going on here. US has to keep this place in check every few decades. The Chinese hate the Tibetans, the Taiwanese hate the Chinese, and the Japanese hate just about everyone. Countries have a tendancy to split in half and fight each other. The Japanese are pretty much just the East's version of the Germans, except they call their country nipple. Their main export is noodles, fireworks and pretty much nothing else.
Australia: Bunch of redneck/queers who seem to have all the negative traits of the UK and the US without any of the good. Doesn't really help in any wars but sends token forces everywhere.
Middle East: Bunch of sheep who shuffle themselves around every few years. None of them can trace their family history to their own country more than a few generations back. They don't understand their own religion and change it around to suit their own bloodlust. They blow up planes, people and each other. They cheer when their terrorists blow up a bus in Israel and then cower when the finger is pointed at them.
Antarctica: Probably the only country in the world with any deceny, but since it has no army it will probably be in the hands of the US before next Friday.
Canada: May as well call it France, since the French are pulling all the strings around there. They have no culture.
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:28:18 EST (#)
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a rare medical condition in which their veins grow ON THE OUTSIDE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:18:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-02-26 13:25:10 EST (#)
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You are ignorant and stupid - textbok American. Congratulations, you will be killed FIRST when the riots start in 2006!
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-02-26 12:15:26 EST (#)
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"The Japanese are pretty much just the East's version of the Germans, except they call their country nipple. Their main export is noodles, fireworks and pretty much nothing else."
That is fucking priceless...
Did I mention squattail truely is the most interesting and funny poster on Uber?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 12:03:57 EST (#)
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This site
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-26 11:55:25 EST (#)
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+1 for your replies, you so funny. BTW, what site are those hundred gems posted at?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 11:01:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:40:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 08:14:55 EST (#)
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To tuesday: you are shameless.
To random: I can't remember who I said that to, I remember saying it though.
Submitted by RandomHero at 2004-02-26 08:09:05 EST (#)
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"YOU ARE A HOMO. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES, THERE IS ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT."
to coin a phrase.
you suck ass!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-02-26 07:52:41 EST (#)
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http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-02-26 06:57:09 EST (#)
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Squatty, you're right on the money except for the UK.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 05:54:00 EST (#)
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Do you think you know world geometry better than me do you?
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-02-26 05:47:57 EST (#)
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That was the worst thing ever. If you're going to rant about something, make sure that you actually have any idea what you are talking about...You lose at life
kthx
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 05:20:22 EST (#)
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Do you know I am probably the only user who can go back and read their old posts and actually enjoy them? These are not for you, these are for me to forget and go back and laugh at. I am that good. The rest of you either don't read your own posts after you've written them, or would be so bored reading something you have written you would give up. Me? I have a hundred treasures waiting to be rediscovered.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:49:40 EST (#)
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i feel for you little buddy
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:26:10 EST (#)
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It is its own continent, it doesn't need to be a country. And about Africa/South Africa? I am not touching that coonage topic with a 10ft pole.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:22:16 EST (#)
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"Antarctica: Probably the only country in the world..." No YOU'RE the asshole who thinks Antarctica is a country. Speaking of antarctica, why don't you go there, find the bigest iceberg floating around down there, spread your cheeks and park your ass right on the peak of it. it would be like one of those Sierra Mist commercials, except you bleed anally
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:09:50 EST (#)
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Wow, finally, the pocket guide to Xenophobia that i've been looking for. You seem to have missed off Africa and South America, typical places for morons to criticise- not only is your view of the world skewed, it's also geographically innacurate. It would say that most of these comments are attention-seeking generalisations, but unfortunately the ones about Britain are generally accurate (at least in the area I live in). You forgot the part that we have bad teeth, though. For my money, Germany is one of the most socially progressive places to live in Europe, and anyone still accusing them of Nazism needs to realise that 60 year-old prejudices are generally outdated; your arguments are paper-thin. But then again, who could really say that any thought went into this?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 03:49:27 EST (#)
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They don't have president, it is under the Commonwealth, they have Prime Minister Helt. Asshole.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-26 03:48:16 EST (#)
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Who is the President of Antarctica?
...oh wait...
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-26 03:46:01 EST (#)
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snore