Random Picture I Drew About A Month Ago (8241 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.05 on 108 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-26 03:57:07 EST
I call him "Bim".
User Reviews
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-19 09:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even see lesbians. My therapist has fucking hundreds of pictures of lesbians.
"Whaddaya see, Ranger?"
"Lesbians."
"And this one?"
"Lesbians."
"Well how about this one?"
"More lesbians. You got anything else?"
"Like what? What is it you'd like to see, Danger?"
"More lesbians. But with a fruit crisper full of cucumbers.... and kumquats."
"oooooooooookay, I find it interesting that you'd associate cucumbers with a fruit crisper.."
"Why's that?"
"Well, cucumbers aren't fruit.."
"Got anymore pictures of lesbians?"
"Sure... but let's just try this one with an inkblot on it - what do you see here?"
"Your wife - with some lesbians, and a canoe."
"A canoe?"
"Yes, but they're just using the paddles. The canoe is a prop, and your wife is bent over an anthill.."
"I think we're done for today.."
"Listen, I know cucumbers aren't fruit you fuck, but the second syllable is 'cum' and that's funny. And kumquat has cum in it too, but with a k, and quat, which sounds like twat."
*blinks* "ah.."
"If you spell cum with a k it sounds kinda german, and lesbians love.."
"Get out."
"Okay. I'll be back tomorrow. You should get some racier pictures."
auto minus 2 because that's what the cool kids do.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst picture ever. My 8 year old asian love slave (male), can draw better.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excuse me..i should have said "nearly 6000 hits"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the funniest thing about this is that it has 5000 hits.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-13 18:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If it was labeled Caul I might laugh...naw.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-13 18:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-23 17:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Teehee
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-06-20 16:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you really should sell this as a logo for a french bakery chain.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-07 19:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually like this picture.
And I'm not just saying that because I am a nice girl.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for being Draqus' idol. Anyone he likes is most likely the most retarded gimp ever to gimp around on the face of the gimpin' planet. Hey, that word is stupid.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for rarely rating my posts.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just wanted to rate a bartbart post.
I've never done that before.
You're my idol.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bartbart what were you thinking?
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-05-07 17:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i can only guess the inspiration was a gay french lover in your past?
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-04-17 00:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Genkoinsox: so I bought my sister a hamster
polyamorousguyaj: for what?
Genkoinsox: Christmas
polyamorousguyaj: how old is she?
Genkoinsox: 12.
Genkoinsox: She asked me to name it.
polyamorousguyaj: oh, okay
polyamorousguyaj: Mr. Slave!
Genkoinsox: too late.
polyamorousguyaj: what'd you name it?
Genkoinsox: Bim
polyamorousguyaj: HAHAHAHA
polyamorousguyaj: you bastard
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-21 00:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still one of the best posts on Ubersite.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bim is a shim
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-25 06:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha bim
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-07-31 03:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I was waiting for the picture to load I started reading the replies and cracked up.
Whether it was the picture or the fact it was you that inspired the comments you still
deserve a 2 for them.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-07-31 02:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that scared me and made me wonder 'wtf?' for a little and made me compare you to doug.
powerful stuff. congrats
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 11:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sux.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-21 04:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck authority
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-21 03:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOOOOOO
HISS
BOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-21 02:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
better than i can do. i like his name, too.
Submitted by quazar (user info) at 2004-07-21 02:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531 and here http://www.ubersite.com/m/38008
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is he french, or french canadian?
Submitted by gremlin and co <barnni2003.at.cranleigh.org> at 2004-05-10 07:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha....NO this Really sucks.....r u blind?
what did u use to draw this coz it is RUBBISH. u are a large lump of poo.
What were you thinking, u little sheep of a goat.
Submitted by blazachunter69 (user info) at 2004-05-04 03:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuk bim and fuk you, jk its ok little doodle.
Submitted by YouTalkinToMe (user info) at 2004-04-28 13:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is shite
Submitted by binne at 2004-04-13 15:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Non mais vous êtes des vrai de vrai suceux de gland! Ce dessin là, ben c de la crisse de marde.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry, but this ass-kissing is going to make me cough up a turd. You could at get people to give you a reach-around, bart.
Submitted by f.at.you.com <f.at.you.com> at 2004-03-29 17:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking suck
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-03-24 21:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tis amusing!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-24 21:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This might seem stupid, but have you considered making a new username to post with so as not to have to deal with squattail and people "kissing you ass?" I like the picture though, maybe my view is skewed, but I'd like to think I'd rate everyone equally.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-03-24 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is beautiful.
Stone cold proof that Bart could post a photo of one of his turds and CERTAIN people would say:
"Wow!+2" "Bart you rule!+2" etc, etc.
Excuse me while I puke, you ass-kissing wimps.
Bart, your ass must be black and blue in perpetuity. hahaha.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-03-22 23:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I actually like this picture quite a bit....
....and I'm not saying that to kiss Bart's ass.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me explain something to you, Mr. Rude. If you're trying to make a martyr of yourself by getting banned, it isn't going to work by going after Bart. He's gotten more shit than anyone on this site.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're seriously surprised that you're not allowed to rate stuff anymore, aren't you? Why?
Submitted by Mr._Rude (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
- fucking 2 for this bullshit. If this gets a positive rating you should unplug this stupid fucking site and set yourself on fire. You faggot ass french pussy bitch. Fuck you french whore. Wee wee in your butthole.
And fuck you for making my ratings null and void, cock breath.
Submitted by Mr. Rude at 2004-03-08 16:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
- fucking 2 for this bullshit. If this gets a positive rating you should unplug this stupid fucking site and set yourself on fire. You faggot ass french pussy bitch. Fuck you french whore. Wee wee in your butthole.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-03-07 22:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:10:26 (#)
Ranking: -1
I call him "ghey".
I couldn't stop laughing when I read this.
Also, I think Bim has long, apelike arms.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-07 02:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hello bim... youre worth reading, no more no less.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-03-02 16:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup. Way to go.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-03-02 14:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bart just called her a bitch
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-02 12:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10782461851808383 Bim's brother?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-03-02 02:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Et vous êtes ma petite chienne, Lynn.
Submitted by Lynn (user info) at 2004-03-01 18:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart, j'aime ton beau garcon,
Bim est mon petit chou... ooh la la!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-01 18:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of all the fuckin people in the world.. and you had to draw a fuckin french dude.....
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-02-29 21:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This picture brought to you by Microsoft Suck. Would give it a -2, but hell, I don't know. Must be because it's as random as I would like it to be.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-02-29 16:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-02-27 15:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Almost like Rauschenberg without talent ...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-02-27 10:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd say it's worth a look.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-27 03:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart, I beat you
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-27 02:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay then... +2 because I can't draw worth a shit and I'm asinine.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-27 02:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Babboon, I don't generally get too many negative reviews, so I don't rate things negatively just because I am jealous or pissed. Even if all my shit got -2s all around, I would still try to rate fairly. If I say I've seen better, then I've seen better. I think most of Bart's stuff ranges from good to fucking awesome, this one just didn't do it for me, that's all.
Though Bim is kinda cute.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-27 02:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense polyamorousaj, but that is the most asinine thing I've read in a long time.
What part of "Random Picture I Drew" did you not understand? I never said, "This is a masterpiece work of art that will go down in history as the greatest thing ever conceived by man please get on your knees and kiss my feet!"
It's a picture. I drew it. It's the first thing I've ever drawn using a Wacom tablet. It isn't deep, it isn't a parody, it doesn't have any hidden symbolism, it's just a fucking drawing.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-27 00:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I get what you're saying, baboon, but it didn't kick all ass, it didn't make me smile, the four words could've been put in the title, I would say I've seen better, but better what? Therefore, it gets the -2. Seriously, what is the point of the post? Is Bart wanting praise for his artistic skills or for his creative name? I don't know, only Bart knows. My personal opinion is that perhaps this is just an offshoot of 'I fucking HATE Razor' (a post that Kaelic and I argued about until it made the MHL) or is Bart just trying to see how much he can get away with?
No matter what this post is trying to accompish, four words and a smoking Frenchman named Bim don't get a positive rating. It is demeaning to Übersite to give this a good review and diminishes the quality of the rating system. What's the point of rating someone's work when all it depends upon is the writer of the post?
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-02-27 00:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
returning again to this thread...
you must admit the picture is quite aesthetically pleasing and although i agree the post would be -2'd all around had anyone else posted it, perhaps that is just a reflection on the herd-mentality of people who will refuse to acknowledge the merit of something unless they perceive it to be authored by a well recognized name? hrm. i dont know. i dont think it's bart's fault but more like a societal flaw. i mean, what, seriously, is so wrong with this picture? it didnt piss me off. it didnt make me masturbate either... but all around i think it's a solid +1 and although if someone else posted this it wouldnt recieve a 1, it probably would deserve to be if this site wasn't populated by a large amount of jealous morons who rate things negatively purely because they've been treated likewise in the past.
IF YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING HERE. if not... please consider me crazy and move along.
Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-27 00:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I read your posts too, but this one sucked. Well, I can't draw that well, but there isn't any content. I call him 'bim.' Four words. I'm sorry, but I don't give a +2 for four words unless they say "polyamorousaj's a fucking god."
Submitted by sharpie (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn bart.
its about time to give yourself another username just so people will:
a. Give you a fox news style ("fair and balanced") review. Without all of the "please please please bart would you put it in my butt" asskissing or the "this post sucked balls and all you assholes are just giving him props because you have an unhealthy obsession with bart putting it in your butt(s)"
-or-
b. Just keep posting as yourself, because I read your posts and that should mean alot.
+2
-adam
Submitted by moose74 (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 because I'm pretty sure this guy is French and that makes him a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I call him "ghey".
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How does this have a positive rating? It doesn't mean anything (unless it's a parody of I fucking HATE Razor, in which case let me know and I'll change my rating). Damn, if I posted this people wouldn't say, this is awesome polyamorammalammadingdong. They would say, you fucking suck and I hope your dick gets cut off with a toenail clipper. -2 because it's deserved.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-26 17:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever you're on, please send some my way.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-26 16:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Bart, this picture is terrible. Have you been getting posting-lessons from KoolMang?
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-02-26 15:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does he have slanty-chinese eyes?
+.5 - Because I like the name Bim. *squeezes Bim*
+.5 - Because I speak French.
-1 - Because, well, it ain't that great.
Submitted by CowTipper (user info) at 2004-02-26 15:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No... just no.. how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-02-26 12:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cos the picture is kinda shit really
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-02-26 12:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not bad, I can't draw a straight line.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-26 12:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-26 11:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry guys, but this isn't great. I hate to do it, but I must. If I submitted this, it would be reamed and ripped to shreds.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-02-26 11:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A couple things I know
1. Bart's ass must be tender from everyone kissing it.
2. This picture is crap.
3. Vanilla Ice gets worse every year.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-02-26 11:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i dont know about this one, bart.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-26 11:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but fair is fair. It would've been a -1 if he wasn't French. Have a nice day.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it. Put it on a T-shirt.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 because he's smoking a joint, -1 because he is your imaginary lover. Suddenly it's okay to love the french again? I think not!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
please remove paint and all design software from your hard disk.
minus two
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HIS NECK IS BLEEDING!!!
Someone help this poor man.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks like his hand has passed through his leg
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-02-26 09:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
His legs are kinda short.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-02-26 08:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, it made me laugh. Have a 2.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-26 08:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
None too shabby. I want a hat like that.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-26 08:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Very....modern art. (with schoolgirl snickering in the background)
Kissing ass? This is a weird drawing - I like it. And Falco...all I've got to say to you buddy, is:
Rock Me Amadeus.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-26 05:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know about you guys, but I'm not kissing Bart's ass with a 0.
Funny, though...
It's amazing how even at 5 AM, Bart can still manage to get 20 reviews. Fucking amazing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-02-26 05:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY FRENCH MENZ!!!!!!
Nay, I shan't kiss your ass on this one, Bart. As much as I hate to admit it, Squattail
is right. If anyone else had posted this, it would have been -2'ed into oblivion.
Take your 0 like a man!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-26 05:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very 80's
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-02-26 05:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
as much as squattail is an annoying little turd burgler, you have to appreciate comments like "perimeter of the dolphin".... or maybe you don't, but i do.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart give me the power to ban and delete posts, as i am a fair and reasonable person who calls a spade a spade, a nigger a nigger and george bush an asstard.
ps Kristen, im the hottest person on this site.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean as a picture its ok, the rating is not too exagerated, but the reviews are just analy retentive;
Ie
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:10:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you trying to make my ego as big as Bart's penis?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And don't worry, school goes back next week, grade eight is going to be tough and there is going to be a lot of homework, like radius of the circle and perimeter of the dolphin so i will probably be too busy to post on forums
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is more like 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, can you stop this little obsession you have with me? It's beginning to get a little frightening. Every time I post something, you comment like twenty times as four different users. Go do something else with your life.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Exactly my point, if any other user had submitted this smelly piece of child's artwork, it would have been smashed to -2.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen,
...
All yours, doll.
Submitted by Titan <chainsawchimp.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-02-26 04:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bim seems to have a case of the "arms too long for his body" syndrome.
This can be remedied by putting the graphics tablet down and taking three steps slowly away from the computer console.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does every single person here suck up to Bart?
My idol on Uber is Squattail, what a fucking legend haha
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lyric- Are you trying to make my ego as big as Bart's penis?
Kristen- No, it's my thong dammit.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bim is smoking a used tampon.
Bart, I claimed ownership of your penis before my real estate agent got back to you with the offer. I believe we've settled on eleven cents and a homeless man's thong?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
squattail, your -2's only make me stronger. If you like anything I ever do, I'll probably shoot myself.
Submitted by MikeJGolde (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A French penguin. Terrible hand.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bim's smoking that blunt like a fag.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That isn't what flash is supposed to be used for you talentless homo. You may have me cornered in the faggot-story area, but don't even try to draw.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-26 04:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cute, he looks French.
Fucking French......
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-02-26 03:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bim's hot.
Not as hot as Sideburns, though.