Groundhog Days (569 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -2 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-02-26 07:19:02 EST
Well, I'm tempting to get back on the wagon. Pity that I'm driving the wagon, had too much to drink, thus crashing said wagon into a fucking lamppost.
Once again, I am jobless. This gives me a lot more time to roam around Ubersite. Rejoice as I Inflict the world with more frequent posts which border on Bart's tolerance, slap my links on images I've edited and leech off unpredictably popular posts such as Gellieman, Paris Hilton and maybe even the Crispy Freestyle.
With time on my hands and the Internet sat before me, let's see what there is to do:
* Check Robbscelebs for any celebrities that may have popped a breast out in the last couple of days only to find out there's just a request for Hattie Jacques arse crack.
* Check Maddox, Mediapill, Disappointment and Redhead-Papers for any new reading material.
* Check Ubersite. Find out that Camwhores now get well over +1 average, as do almost all new posts - barring the one's with a blank message.
* Try and try again to download Ricky Gervais' "Animals" on Kazaa. Always ceasing about quarter way through.
* Stop to consider winning lottery.
* Think about calling fellow jobless aquaintances only to realise this will cost money and end up in a beer fuelled wander round a nearby town.
* Eat countless packets of McVities Mini Cheddars™
* Back on the Internet to boost my ego (or not, as the case may be) checking Faceparty, Bangme and HotOrNot - which without documented reason, always bans my pictures.
User 1858, Post 52: Possibly my longest. I'll cut it here as I smell something similar to when my slutty hamster used to get horny years ago.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-18 23:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-02-27 06:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess who's posts get pop-ups next?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-26 13:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you understand that nobody wants to see you spamming your website? It's annoying. Your posts and replies are Ubersite's popups.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-02-26 10:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok. It no longer matters, I've got a job. Phone call confirming. Only for 4 months but at least I can pay off that silly breast implant operation I bought on my Egg card.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-26 07:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
homo
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-02-26 07:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone want a Mini Cheddar?