Pirates Vs. Ninjas (The Movie) (661 hits)
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Submitted by Adema <Adema614.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-26 22:35:42 EST
Ok, before you -2 me for thinking this is a dumbass psot saying 'WHO WOULD WIN IN PIRATE VS NINJA FIGHT GO'. Hear me out
My friend and I have thought up possibly the greatest movie idea ever.
Opening scene;
A huge black guy is being bullied by a small band of pirates. They are extorting his money and jewelry. The black guy is scared shitless, almost crying. Suddenly from the mist a pack of ninjas with swords drawn repel from the building and slaughter the pirates. The black guy is in shock, but thankful for being saved. He begins to thank the ninjas for their nobility. His thanks is cut short by a ninjas blade. Thats right, they kill that fucker too.
The title of the movie then flashes
PIRATES VS NINJAS
The cameras go to a savage pack of gorilla-riding midgets. These midgets hate the Chinese. They pay the pirates to assassinate the Chinese emperor. The pirates do it of course, because they love killing. This of course greatly angers the ninjas. However the ninjas know that only the pirates can match their brutality, and both sides would suffer too many casualties, so they go fuck up the midgets instead.
Picture this, an army of 10,000 midgets on gorillas sprinting across a grassy field towards 5,000 armed ninjas. Better battle scene than Lord of the Fucking Rings. The midgets are slain. The ninjas then go to the pirates and instead of fighting, they drink beer.
The ninjas then go home and play Diablo 2, because all asians play that game.
Honestly, who wouldn't go watch this movie. One picture of a midget on a gorilla in the previews, and its guaranteed to make 20 mil in the first week.
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Submitted by distressedjester (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:36:59 EST (#)
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i too would see a movie if it had a midget riding a gorilla in the previews.
it would have to be a midget gorilla though, sorry.
Submitted by moose74 (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:14:51 EST (#)
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Well, this post is worthless and shitty. However, there is a good idea here. I would definitely go see a movie if the previews had a midget riding on a gorilla. That's something you don't see every day.
Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:08:44 EST (#)
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I don't blame you
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:07:49 EST (#)
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"-2 me for thinking this is a dumbass psot"
That's as far as I got. I'm sorry.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:07:34 EST (#)
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picture this: minus two.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-02-26 23:00:52 EST (#)
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shouldnt it be called ninjas vs midgets? or possibly "idiots vs losers"?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:56:40 EST (#)
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Pirates vs Ninjas???? (Rating: -1.06 on 17 reviews, last by domenad 3 days ago)
Submitted by <waitingforaride.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-21 17:16:30
Pirates vs Ninjas: The eternal queation (Rating: -0.14 on 31 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 10 days ago)
Submitted by <mmachut.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-09 12:30:51
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Submitted by <god_is_here.at.123box.co.uk> (View user info) at 2003-07-15 23:17:27
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Pirates vs Ninjas???? (Rating: -1.06 on 17 reviews, last by domenad 3 days ago)
Submitted by <waitingforaride.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-21 17:16:30
Pirates vs Ninjas: The eternal queation (Rating: -0.14 on 31 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 10 days ago)
Submitted by <mmachut.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-09 12:30:51
the most important question of uber (Rating: 1.19 on 53 reviews, last by DjSilky 210 days ago)
Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2003-07-30 15:43:45
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:54:39 EST (#)
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The scared guy should be Justin Timberlake. The ninjas should be blacks. Ninjitsu is Japanese not chinese. The gorillas should be riding the chimamen. You could get that big black bastard from the Green Mile & he could play a ninja AND a gorilla. save money! Everyone can dance & sing at the end. And Justin timberlake could become Mrs. Marcellus Wallace.
Submitted by ExplodingGopher (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:50:42 EST (#)
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wow
Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:49:44 EST (#)
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+2 for me only making one typo while drunk, -1 for making it in the first sentence making probably all of you -2 me. Fuck it
Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:41:54 EST (#)
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Where have you seen midgets on gorillas before.
And thank you Matt, for posting my user information, here is yours
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Now nobody will have to click on that little box to find out who we are, we are so cool, you especially for coming up with the idea
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:41:05 EST (#)
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Is it possible for you to suck any more cock than you already do?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:38:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:37:32 EST (#)
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Think of something original dumbass.