One Screw Up After the Next (510 hits)
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Submitted by cnympho247 (View user info) at 2004-02-27 11:44:11 EST
One year ago, I ended up on the news for some stupid shit that should have never happened.
It was a beautiful Saturday in North Versailles (a suburb of Pittsburgh) and I decided to grab my girls and go out wherever. There's only so much to do here and everything becomes boring pretty fast. All we have is malls, a movie theater, and places to go out and eat. We started out at the mall to which I was sick of going too. As we were leaving a couple creepy guys hit on us, and offered us weed. We're stupid teens who are just looking for an adventurous night in Western Pennsylvania. So we smoked up with these unknown guys in a back alley. One of the guys tried to rape my one friend, and of course we were unhappy with this because you don't fuck with us. So my girls and I beat the shit out of them, stripped them of their clothes, and stranded them to be found high and sexually frustrated.
Being that we've done this same crap over and over again, we decided to go to another school's musical. Yes, I am a musical type chick unfortunately. We're from East Allegheny High School. The shit hell public school of North Versailles. Out of all the places I picked, I had to pick one of our two rival schools, South Allegheny. I have a few friends that do go here and were members of the cast and lightning crew. I worked with all of them somewhere or another. The funniest time was seeing one of them get fired for complaining about how hot it was and how the grease in the burger place was scary and making his face too oily. But that's another story. So here we are watching a production of "Cinderella" and being bored out of our minds, when another friend was playing with her lighter the whole time. I was slightly scared from the fact she may cause something with lighter and I was right. She accidentally set a room in the building on fire. When this happened, it was time to book. I don't know this school district nor roads to well. So we proceeded to leave as discreetly as possible, when a cop car turns on his lights and pulls me over for going through a 25 foot do not enter section. I didn't know that you had to travel around the whole school instead I just went through like nothing. This idiot cop berates me like no tomorrow as well as searches my car thinking I stole something. If I stole something you would know. Never mind the fire in the school, just keep yelling at me for being blonde. This conversation went on as I've never seen one of those DO NOT ENTER signs before. I honestly don't have one at my high school more the less see one in such an awkward spot as it was. After 20 minutes of this, he finally let me go with a warning on the fact that I was blonde. My friend, Mallory, couldn't keep her mouth shut and let that be the end of it. She gets touchy about the whole dumb blonde jokes etc. I was just happy I wasn't getting a ticket. Anyways, I don't remember what she said all I remember is she pissed him off royally. He then asked me for my license and registration. Being there was no way in hell, I was going to get a ticket, and I stepped on the gas and made a run for it. I had no idea where I was going in this small town. I managed to out run the cops who chased me. They probably got tired and stopped to get some coffee and doughnuts or take a crapper.
I'm pleased to say that this night was never talked between us ever again and was a one time thing.
South Allegheny Cops are assholes.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-25 00:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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I hate this story
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a whore, and you're probably fat too.
Fat bitches are loudmouths like you indicate your behavior is like.
I could be wrong, but it doesn't matter. You're still a bitch.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-27 13:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw that second paragraph and it completely turned me away. I'm sorry.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
.... like trying to find meaning in a pile of dogshit.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate it when cops make you follow rules and stuff.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Gee, I remember high school. Yeah, it was that boring.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you lost me after the first paragraph
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You and your little nympho friends could come have sex with me when you get bored again.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow...was this going somewhere? I have lost all sense of direction, just when I was getting in to the freaks in the alley BAM, I trying to get into a Cinderella story.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*cough*
It was ok.... definately two stories in one.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-02-27 11:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Like, gag me with a fork.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-27 11:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was crap, but at least its crap with potential.
This could have easily been two posts, as it was two seemingly distinct stories. The first one, about your friend being assaulted, might be a great post if you flesh it out and delve a little into the whys and wherefores.
As for the second one, well, people tend to have small patience with stories about things high-school aged people do with their friends, unless its exceptionally friggin' entertaining. Just bitching about cops and trying to relate inside jokes will get you nothing but flames.