Drugs, She said.. (895 hits)
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Submitted by freebie (View user info) at 2004-02-27 12:15:46 EST
Drugs was the only word I heard that morning while she talked at me. The last thing I expected at 7:45 AM is my first graders teacher saying that word. All else was a blur and babble in the classroom, but that I heard.
My anus clenched and wakey time flooded my brain. "Whaaat?, uuhhh". "Drugs", she said.
We want you to give a talk to the class about drugs.
Aaahhh. My butt unclenches a little, synapses start firing regularly. Yea, I'm thinking, I can learn the lil rats about antibiotics, immunizations and medicines. Maybe they won't be so scared to come into the office if I tell them about it.
"OK", I say, getting into it and further unclenching. "I'll bring in some drug samples to show them, maybe some needles and syringes, measuring spoons and stuff."
The horrified look on her face had me reclenching. "Sir, we can't have real drugs brought onto the school grounds. Just tell them of the dangers of drugs, the ruined lives and the medical consequences of drug abuse.
I could feel myself mirror the horrified look she had given me. "You mean real drugs? Like street drugs, dope, crack, smack, weed, acid, shrooms, roofs...??? Perhaps I had revealed TOO much
knowledge.
The war on drugs? It's lost. My kids teacher wants me to tell seven year olds about street drugs. Knowledge it took me years to acquire as a teen and young man, I'm to pass on to these Scooby-Doo watching children. Yea, the war on drugs is lost.
Only later that night did I wonder, Why did she think I would know so much about "drugs"?
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:13:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:27:29 EDT (#)
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Was it your bloodshot eyes?
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:04:10 EDT (#)
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paragraphs sir, they make it so much easier on the eyes.
Submitted by Rungler (user info) at 2004-05-24 15:29:28 EDT (#)
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Fucking pathetic.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-29 22:02:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:31:44 EDT (#)
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It could have been funny if you would have put smoe effort into it.
Submitted by TheQuirkster (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:25:11 EST (#)
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That's disturbing. The teacher seemed pretty keen to go forward with it too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:01:58 EST (#)
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Where in the hell is this school? Are first graders really coming in to school stoned or something. Jebus let them be kids at least until they get to middle school and have the nice people from DARE come in to show them the proper way to make an airtight bong.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-27 15:57:40 EST (#)
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Damn, forgot the spaces again. Sorry for the crap read.
Reallybored and Shay, please kiss my entire ass.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-02-27 15:05:29 EST (#)
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are you a police man?
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-27 14:53:12 EST (#)
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This is how desperate things have gotten. People doing drugs is so little of a concern among most rational Americans that the education system and the government have to keep throwing the topic up in public view to keep it alive.
That's why we'll never see any decriminalization or legalization vote going to the public, because it would pass.
Malone
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-02-27 14:52:26 EST (#)
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my mom told me about drugs when i was two and i never did them.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-02-27 13:21:29 EST (#)
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too short, no paragraphs, utter garbage.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-27 13:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, give em all a little hit of acid... then tape them and sell it on the internet.... yeah... fucking kids.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:40:26 EST (#)
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Didn't read. Paragraphs.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-02-27 12:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, tell the kids how good they make you feel. Yeeeeaaaaaahh.