The Dirty French (1695 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.25 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (View user info) at 2004-02-28 01:33:46 EST
Especially after the war in Iraq, I have been hearing lots of anti-French jokes and cracks. Though I agree with these jokes, people need to stop hating the French just because of the war on terrorism. I've hated the French all my life. People need to look at other reasons as to why the French are the most dirty and vile creatures to walk the Earth. Hell Germany has been mostly good, except of course for World War I, World War II, and that whole Holocaust thing, but people forget those sort of things in about 5-10 minutes. If people don't start looking at just how shitty the French truly are, they may forget to hate them. France has sold weapons to dangerouse countries all over the world. Though recently the focus has been on the weapons deals with Iraq, lets not forget the 30 British sailors killed when a French-sold Radar Guided Exocet missile hit a British ship during the Falklands War. Many more would have died but Argentina kept mistaking mountains for aircraft carriers. The French are the most useless people, especially in combat. They should get rid of that three color flag and just keep a white flag hoisted over Paris all the time to save them the trouble. Though I must credit France with one wise move of not sending troops into Haiti, the rebels would be marching through Paris in about a week.
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Submitted by Jules In The Spotlight <SinginStageSwty.at.aol.com> at 2004-10-12 20:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, there's nothing quite so irritating as the asinine, half-witted utterings of the ignorant. Hey, just a suggestion... you should try this thing, it's called... um... oh ya, THINKING. Trying to not be an idiot can usually prove beneficial. Otherwise, I suggest a labotomy. And of you're going to remain a useless heap matter, I suggest you not embarass yourself by posting things like this; you're only broadcasting to the world that you're an imbecile.
Submitted by athena (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only know the basic french sayings like
"I surrender"
LOL
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-02-28 13:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hairy pits are gross
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2004-02-28 13:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"...except of course for World War I, World War II, and that whole Holocaust thing"
...oh yeah!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-28 11:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm french (Québec). And I'm responsible for the weapon sales of France's governement. Please hate me.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-02-28 10:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for hating france for things the united states has also done
+2 for this line - "France with one wise move of not sending troops into Haiti, the rebels would be marching through Paris in about a week"
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-28 09:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Better than most stuff. Agree with the spell check thingy.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-02-28 04:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you must hate the US to almost no end.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-02-28 02:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-28 01:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like these kinds of not-thought-out posts. But you're wrong about Haiti. Haiti will only be isolated to itself, and that's all. All we can do is ease the suffering.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-02-28 01:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The French? never heard of em.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-02-28 01:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-28 01:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does anyone need to hate anybody?
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2004-02-28 01:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woops forgot the spell check, oh well its readable