AOL Personal Profile #1 (1313 hits)
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Submitted by Confusion (View user info) at 2004-02-29 05:09:14 EST
Today, I want to share with you all that I have this habit. Good or bad would be up to one to decide. To explain this habit is actually rather simple. For almost all the readers out there, I am sure you all own a program of AOL instant messenger, and in that messenger, one is able to express their happiness, anger, brilliant or dumb shit ideas, etc. in their directory personal profile. I tend to take screen shots when I see profiles that are just un-fucking-believable.
Therefore, I have the power of making you famous or infamous.
The lucky winner this week is our dear friend Charles. He had been quite a dumbass through out his life, but never had he thought that letting that dumbness runs wild in his profile would lead him into such tragedy.
User Reviews
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-02-29 17:14:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
first of all, lose AIM (because it BLOWS) and get Trillian: the AIM+ICQ+IRC+Y!+MSN combo-alternative/ because it RULES.
(http://www.ceruleanstudios.com/index.php)
secondly, if you're gonna share someone else's profile, especially without their permission, you might wanna BLUR OUT THEIR SCREENNAME. i bet "x tOkYOjaPAN x" made a lot of new friends with people he never knew existed. and i'm sure he'll thank you for it.
also, your friend is either a dumbass, or a middle-schooler. either way, i hate him.
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First of all, according to you I should "lose AIM because it blows" but I should get another program that has AIM AND other messengers that blows? What the fuck are you trying to prove? Don't even try to defend yourself, you have failed.
Secondly, I really wish that you read before you make dumbass comments. Did you not see that I stated I am able to make you famous or infamous? Now, how the fuck am I suppose to do such if I blur out their name?
And again...read before you make stupid comments, if you have not notice, I already said he is a dumbass.
I am now finished embarrassing you in front of all the nice folks here on Uber, good day.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-29 17:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What?
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-02-29 17:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
first of all, lose AIM (because it BLOWS) and get Trillian: the AIM+ICQ+IRC+Y!+MSN combo-alternative/ because it RULES.
(http://www.ceruleanstudios.com/index.php)
secondly, if you're gonna share someone else's profile, especially without their permission, you might wanna BLUR OUT THEIR SCREENNAME. i bet "x tOkYOjaPAN x" made a lot of new friends with people he never knew existed. and i'm sure he'll thank you for it.
also, your friend is either a dumbass, or a middle-schooler. either way, i hate him.
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
People with a poor command of the English language are only slightly amusing. Kind of like Red Pants.
Submitted by your_mother (user info) at 2004-02-29 13:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
potentially funny...but no.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-29 13:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are funny
my space key works.. =)
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-02-29 12:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet, tap dancing jesus...
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-02-29 12:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some people are just stupid. what else is there to say?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-29 12:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why are idiots allowed to live!!!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-02-29 12:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eh, meh, blah.
Although that person's profile is pretty dumb, I've seen better.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-29 12:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's AOL, what do you expect?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-02-29 11:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RedPants has written something in an online translator, changed it into a foreign language, then changed it back into english using the foreign version. You guys try it; you'll get the same kind of shit.
seb
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-29 10:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
pretty funny
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-29 10:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"One fouled beyond St. Patricks Parade"
"Church is much obvious like baseball"
Jeebus, even the titles of that redpants guy's posts make no sense. In a wierd, "maybe he's....no...wait....no...wtf?" sort of way.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-29 09:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HOLY SHIT BURNS!
We've spotted an unusual specimen, and the language he is speaking is known as moron!
Oh, wait, that's not unusual at all.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-29 05:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Geck, concern. This is lame. They must receive a life, because nobody would like to read this shit. It is not even merry. In reality it is not anything. I formed it for annoyed straight measured value."
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What language is this?
Submitted by Red_Pants (user info) at 2004-02-29 05:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Geck, concern. This is lame. They must receive a life, because nobody would like to read this shit. It is not even merry. In reality it is not anything. I formed it for annoyed straight measured value.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-29 05:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a turd
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-02-29 05:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i didnt laugh.
in fact... your grammar made me mad.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-29 05:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not going to -2 this because I'm sure others will, unless the bar of humor has dropped within the last few minutes. But, I just don't get it. It's not funny. If you do continue this series, make sure it's absolutely funny, and not just an unusual quote.
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2004-02-29 05:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i look forward to this continuing series