Malicious PMS (704 hits)
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Submitted by LacyFace16<lacyface16.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-29 13:30:56 EST
Sorry guys.... :-)
I recently went to my *female doctor* visit to do my 6 month check up. My doctor is a young woman probably in her late 20's or early 30's and she has the greatest sense of humor for any gynecologist. I used to have a man as my doctor but I found that he just didn't seem to take anything I ever told him seriously and he wasn't able to empathize with me like she can.
So, she is asking me how my pills are working and if I have experienced any problems. I've been on birth control since I was 16 and have had about 5 instances where my pill prescription needed to be changed because, like any medication, your body gets immune to it after a while.
I ponder for a moment if I actually have experienced any problems and remember for the past 3months the week before my period...which is the time I would normally go through the natural PMS stage...I have been getting extremely emotional and going through crying fits. So, at the risk of admitting my need for a psychiatrist I tell her my issues with this feeling of deep depression in hopes she will not refer me to Dr. MindShrink at my earliest convenience.
Thankfully she informs me that this emotional state is a side effect of long term use of the prescription I have been using. You can't imagine the relief I felt from her news because I was truly starting to believe I needed some professional help to deal with my *depression.*
I am amazed to find the power hormones can have over a woman. Ironically, later that night I went home and watched Lifetime (Television for Women) and I can't remember the title of the movie that was on, but it had to do with a woman who did malicious things and was diagnosed with a horrible, violent case of PMS. It was one of those real-life stories where they tell you where the real person lives and how they managed in the end.
My doctor did change my prescription and I have not experienced that depression since. Who knows what would have happened if I had dismissed her question *are you experiencing any problems* and not told her about my bouts of crying. I may have gone on a killing spree and it would have been completely out of my control due to a malicious form of PMS and hormonal imbalance.
Since then I have been all smiles.
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-01 15:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:05:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't get PMS.
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That's why Kristen whips ass.
Submitted by GodChicken <not logging in today> at 2004-03-01 05:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sounds like fun.
My ex girlfriend had some really wicked cases of PMS.. then again, she was also bipolar, too.
I could never figure out whether to throw one bottle of medication at her, or the other.
Sidenote: Heading north into iraq in about 45 mins. Amused, I'm on my way!
(someone post this where it will get seen, please)
Chickenman
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-03-01 03:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MickGinny's just trying to bait me.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pms is one of the main reasons women should not be in a posistion of final authority.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't get PMS.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Btw, Michelle, I'm posting the answer to your question tomorrow. Sorry I'm a whole week late!
+2 b/c I suck for taking a whole week.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PMS sucks. I hate it so so so much.
As for the PMS psychosis, I remember seeing a video in high school psychology class about that. It's very rare, so men, no complaining that your woman has psycho PMS. She doesn't. If she did, she'd have already killed you like the women in the video.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the gynecologist... now there's an experience that'll put hair on yer chest.
Actually, I don't know that yet. I've managed to avoid going thus far. *crosses self, says three hail maries, gives head to a priest* (I'm not catholic, but I AM giving up wearing matching socks for lent!)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-02-29 15:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think KoolMang is actually KoolwoMang.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-29 15:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-02-29 15:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll never understand, and frankly... im glad.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*Snuggles head into LacyFace's naked bum*
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, Kool has a soft spot for me because I took his abuse in earlier posts! :-P
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Koolmang gave someone a +2. Wow.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, I can probably guess. Dilation and curretage without anaesthetics. MAN, I rock!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:31:21 EST (#)
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Cmon, hp, what DID her OBGYN do? I've heard it all, shoot!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-02-29 14:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-29 13:46:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm glad you have a gynecologist that you're very comfortable with. It sucks that women have to go through these degrading screenings, but if you find a doctor you love, then it's a breeze.
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Obviously Koolmang has never had a hand shoved up his twat. I had to go to the hospital with a friend who had ruptured ovarian cysts and when she explained what her OBGYN did to "investigate" I praised God I wasn't a woman.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-29 13:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One less person without PMS in the world is a small miracle.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-29 13:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm glad you have a gynecologist that you're very comfortable with. It sucks that women have to go through these degrading screenings, but if you find a doctor you love, then it's a breeze.