Stress Relief, Uber-style! (958 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.44 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mike Witcombe <mikethescottish.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-29 17:38:56 EST
I'm sure most of us have felt like spewing forth a tide of abuse at a fellow Uber-user at some point. Some people write a long, ranting post. Others simply insult other users until their thirst is quenched. Now, I myself am getting a little bit tired of all the negativity on this site, so have decided to take matters into my own hands. Instead of putting newbies off the site forever (which may actually be the ulterior motive for most of the reviews on this site), I propose that we simply focus the anger, target it. Being the selfless sort, I have decided to make that target me.
Go on, insult me. Insult my posts, my writing style, my family, my pets or my collection of David Lynch films. Insult my values, my way of life, my nationality. You see, if I can absorb all the anger, then maybe, just maybe, this site will become a community and not just what seems to be a collection of grumbling old men. Get it all off your chest. Put it on mine. It's not like i'm ever going to add anything to your lives!
Some facts to start you off...
Name: Mike Witcombe (guess that's obvious)
Age: 18
Nationality: Scottish
Interests: Music, video games, films
Loves: Pizza, women, Quentin Tarantino
Hates: Pasta, men, Spike Lee
In case there isn't enough ammunition to give you a fully-fledged insult, here is a picture with some reccommended physical attributes that you can build an insult upon. Go on, I asked for it! I'm a newbie, right?
User Reviews
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Muse!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Auto +2 for being DREAMY!*
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-21 11:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:37:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record.... I searched Mike Whitcombe on Google... you were nowhere to be seen...
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No 'H' CookieLass. I'm there!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
J00 AM FAG LOL
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm bare flat nonexistant chest
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-20 23:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record.... I searched Mike Whitcombe on Google... you were nowhere to be seen...
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-05-28 03:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being Scottish. The finest people in the World
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-05-07 17:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh, Huntly... I remember watching a Highland League match there when I was but a lad. They sold some of the best sausage rolls i've ever tasted...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word up my north East brother! You one chunky old-meldrum mofo!
Im a funky fresh huntly brutha, WORD!
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go drink some more, idiot
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-01 21:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You realize that it will take about 3 days for this to come up whenever "Mike Witcombe" is entered as a google search, right?
Nothing wrong with this post. +2.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-01 05:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Die and get it over with.
Submitted by turbo (user info) at 2004-03-01 04:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I am a sanctimonious pompous dick, an asshole, an asshat and a misogynous ungrateful dominating prick.
Sorry but I must call you a fucking piece of shit.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You show promise. That being said,
Go put on some Nike's, drink poison and cover your body with a black bedsheet so you can follow the comet to heaven, buttmunch.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Osiris (user info) at 2004-02-29 22:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You goddamn asshole. Go to hell, motherfucker. Your face looks like my neighbor's dog.
Quit screwing your cousin, you sick bastard. Or at least stop doing it in public. Seriously.
You make me sick. I'll see you in the tenth circle of hell, you kilt-wearing, ugly, potsmoking,
pasta-hating (what did it ever do to you?), Nixon-loving Nazi bastard.
Wow. I do feel better now. Thanks for the post.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-02-29 22:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uhhhh... youre a dork?
+2 for the Air flyer. Unless its different Air, I think theyre French.
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-02-29 20:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cockgobbling son of an asshat, go run a cheese grater over your nipples! Ahhhhhhhh.
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggonit, people like you!
*exudes a warm tingly vibe*
That said, man, you're brave. Scary pic.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-29 18:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Go get a job loser and stop dating older men!"
AHAHAHAHHA you rule hc!
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-02-29 18:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a fatty appropriate haircut!! Go get a job loser and stop dating older men! Get the fuck out of my face!!!! ARRRRGGHHHHHH!!!
I feel better now thanks.
Submitted by xFROMASECONDSTORYWINDOWx (user info) at 2004-02-29 18:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fat, greasy balding fuck with nothing valuable to live for in his pathetic life. You enjoy sticking big long juicy cocks right into the mouth before spitting out the lice-contaminated pubes. You ask to be insulted just in order to verify all the bad mouthing you've always recieved during youth when you were the outcast around a corner deep throating cucumber squats. Get something better to do on your time rather than photoshop your pics in attempt to blur out your hideous face therefore attracting old 70 year old hags who are incapable of further menstruation. Die you communist bastard.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-02-29 18:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF im not reading all of that!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-29 17:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd prefer not to. Welcome to the club.
Warsh the coat, and go for a jog fatty.