Why Sideburns is a dick licker or He's a dick licker because he always does this with titles (500 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.08 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Marblehead Johnson (View user info) at 2004-02-29 19:23:48 EST
Sideburns is a dick licker. The reason why he is a dick licker is because he licks dicks. I'll give him one thing though, he is not prejudiced in the least. He will lick any dick black, white, Asian, American Indian, Mexican, Canadian, Southern, Christian, Hindu, Muslim, hermaphrodite, transvestite, young, old, human, non-human, dead or alive. Yes sir Sideburns loves nothing more in this world than to lick dicks, therefore he is a dick licker.
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sounds like a good guy to have around!
Submitted by Dragon (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell's wrong with this...go down you stupid average rating....
Submitted by Dragon (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck this to hell.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...another +2 for effort.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To all future Sideburns hate posters:
Hate posts don't offend me. I love them. The fact that someone would take the time to write out a hate post about me only proves that I got under your skin. I love it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and in case you couldn't tell, because you are a marblehead, that was sarcasm. Plus two because momma always told Sideburns to shake the haters off and Sideburns told me. Good effort.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice... you spelled Hindu right and used it corrected.. most fuckers don't know the differance between Hindi and Hindu.
Lesson for today.
Hindi is the language
Hindu is the religion.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I agree. Sideburns is big into bukkakes. You've made your point. I think you're awesome. Maybe Sideburns will lick your dick because he might want some high IQ man goo.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Buddhist dick.
I love me some good ol' Buddha dick.
-Sideburns
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you saying sideburns is a dick licker? i'm not sure i get the point of this. you need to make the message more clear in your posts.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-02-29 19:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ha