Want Some Ladies? Get One Of These (2358 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2004-02-29 23:46:32 EST
As some of you may know, I'm going to Japan in a few months to pursue college. I'm going tomorrow to send off for my passport. I just found out that apparently plane tickets to Japan are on a waiting list. I guess the economic boom in Okinawa is finally picking up, so everyone is in a rush to get there. I now have to wait to get to Japan. Last month I sold my car, quit my job, and moved back home just so I can leave for Japan with no loose ties. Since passports take 6-8 weeks to get back and plane tickets are on a 2 to 5 month waiting list, I can be stuck here in South Carolina for up to 7 months.
I don't know about you, but there's no way I can sit on my ass for 7 months straight. It's been great for the past month but it's starting to lose its zing. I need to get out to do something and get my social life back. What does that call for?
A job and a car. I have 500 bucks put away for an emergency and it seems I'm going to be purchasing an old jalopy. Let me rewind..
This past year, I've owned a Mustang and a '98 Cadillac Deville. I had a nice job and co-owned a house with a roommate. It's going to be a huge change for me as far as luxury goes. My grandparents are trying their best to help me get a makeshift job the fhe next half-year. They have ''hook-ups'' at a grocery store down the street. Now, I just need a car to get there. No problem, I have 500 bucks. I can't finance a car because I won't be in the states long enough to pay it off, so what can I afford?
A 1989 Toyota Tercel.
Watch out ladies...
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Submitted by McCloud <mc_cloud13.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-02 16:39:18 EST (#)
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oh yeah sideburns...what base? I used to live on camp lester...
That I remember they only had the University of maryland... and that was offered at kubasaki highschool at night.... I dont remember there being a college building dedicated strictly to college
Submitted by McCloud <mc_cloud13.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-02 16:37:14 EST (#)
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I could log in, but im lazy
yeah I can get a space a flight for about the same (20-30$) Iwas more talking about commercial flights and what not..
and I agree with you about the food, its pretty good...I would go back to oki in a heart beat...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-02 14:46:51 EST (#)
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I've just been telling my friends/work colleagues I'd do them up the pooper with a strap-on. I'm so drunk. hehehehhehe
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-02 14:24:34 EST (#)
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Yes! That car is so pimp!
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:31:50 EST (#)
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"I had a 94 Tercel. I loved that car so much. Until I drove it into a bus. Oops."
Cost me 300 bucks for repairs and new paint to my beautiful bus.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-03-01 21:20:40 EST (#)
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I had a 94 Tercel. I loved that car so much. Until I drove it into a bus. Oops.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-01 21:09:11 EST (#)
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I bet Lyric and Kristen would still do ya, Justin.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-01 21:07:43 EST (#)
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i can get a flight to Okinawa for 27 bucks. aren't you jealous?
don't sweat the car thing, man. it's just to get from point A to point B. i used to drive shitty cars and wish i had a nice car. now, after having a few nice cars, i realize that unless you have more money than you know what to do with, it's not worth it to have a nice car. i think the next car i buy will be a regular one with a good warranty.
anyway, good luck with school over there. Japanese girls like white dudes, so you are set (they know white guys have bigger penises than Japanese dudes. HA! take THAT slanty eyes!). there's some pretty good Japanese beers over there, and the food is great. i wouldn't mind living there for a couple years.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-01 20:46:48 EST (#)
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Im with Malone on this one. The only thing missing is the big wing. Oh and maybe some fluffy dice in hanging from the rear view mirror and get some transfers stuck all over it.
It will look cooollll!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-01 17:58:26 EST (#)
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I lived in okinawa, japan for 7 yr...what college are you talking about??
the only american speaking colleges are on-base....
????
and if you owned a caddy and a mustang..how do you only have 500??
tickets to oki are about 800 round trip??
wtf?
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I'm going to a college on base. Yes, I did own a Caddy and a Mustang, but if you read the post, I stated that I quit my job. Apparently these days in America they expect you to buy your own food and pay your own bills(that takes money). I can't answer your ''tickets to oki'' question, mainly because I don't understand it.
-sideburns
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-01 17:11:48 EST (#)
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Well you're going to the right part of the world after buying that motor - everyone else will have one.
btw the Yaris are bitchin' little girly cars and I nearly bought one. Toyota's are very reliable so I bet you can get cab work real quick!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-01 15:31:16 EST (#)
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Bitchin'
You need to spray paint some sideburns on the side of that bad boy...yellow burns.
Submitted by McCloud <mc_cloud13.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-01 12:30:04 EST (#)
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I lived in okinawa, japan for 7 yr...what college are you talking about??
the only american speaking colleges are on-base....
????
and if you owned a caddy and a mustang..how do you only have 500??
tickets to oki are about 800 round trip??
wtf?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-03-01 11:42:29 EST (#)
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Ooh baby, yes!
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-03-01 11:05:07 EST (#)
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Sideburns,
Not to shabby, but you know I got you beat- http://www.ubersite.com/m/24342
Maybe the only way to settle who's car is shittier...er...I mean more pimp...right... is if we have a street race. I can see it now. It would be all like Fast and the Furious except with a Tercel and a busted ass 77 Camaro. Oh man it would be sweet.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-01 10:55:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-03-01 10:50:21 EST (#)
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How about you get all that money you have, gamble it, win, then when you have quite a lot, you can come and visit me. It'll work. Honestly.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-01 10:47:53 EST (#)
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What are you going to Japan for again?
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-01 09:46:47 EST (#)
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so that was you that drove by in that hot car that got me all excited!
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-03-01 03:42:01 EST (#)
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Man, if I were you, I'd put some whitewall tires on that bitch. Then you put one of those big fins on the back, you know, the ones that look like an ironing board.
Pimp shit man, I'M TELLING YOU.
Malone
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-01 03:01:48 EST (#)
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"This sounds really bizarre. Is it some kind of cheap student type ticket? You should be able to pay for a ticket tomorrow, or the next day if you wanted to (of course it may cost you)."
I have no idea, I'm just going by what my dad told me. The reason I can't go today or tomorrow to buy a ticket is because I don't know when my passport will be back...
..or when I'll go get the passport.
I'm lazy.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-03-01 02:12:20 EST (#)
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"plane tickets are on a 2 to 5 month waiting list"
This sounds really bizarre. Is it some kind of cheap student type ticket? You should be able to pay for a ticket tomorrow, or the next day if you wanted to (of course it may cost you). Then again you'd miss all the action from the new car, who needs college in Japan when your a busy busy gigalo with sideburns.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-01 01:42:47 EST (#)
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What's wrong with a Tercel, huh??
I have one. Those cars fucking rule. Nice and small and cozy and... yeah.
Although if you ever get into an accident in one, it's guaranteed that you won't live to talk about it.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-01 01:19:53 EST (#)
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-2 for a horrible post.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:25:00 EST (#)
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you forgot to mention a penis.
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:03:49 EST (#)
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My best friend drives a white '86 Tercel. They were "born" in the same month and year. They "grew up" together.
We go cruising in it, and blare classical music. Damn, good times.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-01 00:01:02 EST (#)
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Looks like you missed the memo, Justin.
Erika and I shall have steamy threesomes with all owners of 1989 Tercels.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:54:04 EST (#)
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HAHA, you weren't joking were you?
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:52:30 EST (#)
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i have wet dreams about owning a car like that
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:52:08 EST (#)
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That's hot. Considering that my car insurance is now so high that I will never-ever pay that much and still be able to sleep at night knowing how many starving children in Somalia I could have fed with that money, I too may be in the market for a shitty car. If I can find one that I don't need to maintain collision on, then I'll be set.
We can have matching cars. WOOHOO!
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:50:00 EST (#)
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Nice. I'll have to do a contrast of my 88 bronco II and my mom's 2003 Ford Thunderbird.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:49:48 EST (#)
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Sideburns... you fucking rule. I have that exact same car, except it's teal and a '91. Still looks the same, and still pulls in the puntang like a fucking magnet. I've concluded that the toyota tercel hatchback is quite possibly the greatest, most beautiful, most reliable, and most sporty car to have ever been created.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:48:35 EST (#)
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Have fun in Okinawa, dude. I trained in a martial art that originated in Suri, Okinawa...I think.
You know what? I likes you. Got AIM? Good. IM me:
WeirdTom00
Submitted by your_mother (user info) at 2004-02-29 23:48:13 EST (#)
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very sexy