Can't Do ANYTHING Right (612 hits)
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Submitted by LacyFace16<lacyface16.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-01 14:34:38 EST
Ever have those times when you can't do anything right? When no matter what you do it doesn't matter, someone is going to be pissed at you. Yeah, I'm having one of those days today.
Friday, the Assistant Manager at my job was fired after 12 years of employment. The fact that she was fired doesn't necessarily directly effect my life, but she did have one important purpose in this office: comedic stress relief. Whenever things in my office get chaotic she provides some type of hilarious joke or prank to relieve the stress and make everyone laugh. It is probably part of the reason I have not quit my job long ago. I like the people.
Well, now she's gone and on top of that all of her responsibilities are being shifted over to me. So imagine taking my regular workload and multiplying it times about four and you've got my day so far. Add to that all the phone calls coming in that she would normally take and you've got my new job for the next two weeks. Truthfully I don't care so much because my last day is the 12th of March. Then I'll be packing my shit to move to Florida by the 20th of March.
Oh, did i forget to mention that my Manager is pregnant. So not only has my work load increased, but my manager is going through a hormonal tornado right now and doesn't know her ass from a hole in the wall. (haha. I love that saying!)
This is all built up on top of me thinking about my lack of days off to actually pack my belongings and reorganize my stuff to put into storage before I move. I have so many loose ends to tie up.
Oh wait! I forgot to mention. With all this lovely work i have to do today...my computer isn't fucking working. Wonder why I'm on ubersite with all the work I have to do??? It's the only thing I can do on the internet! Oh, and i can use MicroSoft Word. Yea! Ii can't get into our database because we tried to load an antivirus program that fucked up my computer royally.
Yeah, this is my life today. If I left a shitty review on your post I hope this explains why and I do apologize.
All that, and i was sexually harassed by another 40 year old man today who wouldn't stop staring at my ass! Geez!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-01 23:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey Squirrel, I had some time off to do reno's and stuff.
Now working on a new post.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-01 21:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I do everything right. Your concept seems foreign to me...
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-01 21:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Daking is back! I missed you buddy!
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-01 21:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep that is a fun morning.
I keep forgetting that it is Tuesday today. We had a long weekend and I managed to work all weekend trying to fix up the apartment. Bugger I need a break!
How come your super got her arse fired after 12 years. What did she do piss in the boards coffee or something?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-01 17:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If only that guy with the MASSIVE forehead still used Uber. I could make a mega funny remark about him banging his head there.
If only...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-01 17:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pretend that says "dreaded"
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-01 17:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We can't get into our departmental drive today and half the people in the area can't get Word to open. I made the mistake of announcing that I can so everyone keeps e-mailing me stuff to print for them. I think we got hit with the dreaed mydoom.
and get this
We were all off work Thurs afternoon and all day Friday because of the big snowstorm. We came in this morning and a few people said that their desks looked like someone had gone through them, drawers were open, files were scattered all over the floor and (gasp) everyone's little stash of petty cash in their pencil cups was missing. I appear to be missing about $1.25 and a half full (or empty depending) box of green tic tacks.
A couple of people had jars of change on their desks and they said that someone had gone through them and taken out everything but the pennies.
Security came to investigate. The case was cracked when we went to check on the cube that used to belong to a guy who retired and found what appeared to be childish looking doodles all over a file that had been taken out of his desk and taken apart.
Hmmm
Then the VP said that over the weekend he and that evil bitch who lives in the next cube had come in and she brought her kids with her. She does that all the time, seriously, and lets them run wild through the building. They are 3 and 6 so I'm thinking it was the 6 year old.
I have no idea what is going on, there have been some heated whispering sounds from next door and I did hear her say, "completely unsubstantiated". Then I heard something about the cleaning crew like oh sure they sneak in here when no one is around, take our files out of our desks and color on them. Happens all the time, what were we thinking.
That's all I have to share, I thought it was funny.
You'll feel better when you move.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-01 17:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"All that, and i was sexually harassed by another 40 year old man today who wouldn't stop staring at my ass! Geez!!!!"
If the man was good-looking or cute you'd be begging for him to stare at your ass. In fact, you'd get mad if he didn't.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-01 16:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
But you won't be bored at work anymore, so it's all good.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-01 16:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats my wallpaper.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-01 15:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"... and i was sexually harassed by another 40 year old man today who wouldn't stop staring at my ass!"
Hmm... Can't say I blame him.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-03-01 15:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-01 15:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
I broke my computer because of that stress reduction kit.
Jeez, thanks.
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Now, that was funny.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-01 15:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I broke my computer because of that stress reduction kit.
Jeez, thanks.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-03-01 14:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feel better, you're out of there soon!
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-01 14:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha. aww thanks. i might be able to now that it seems to have slowed down here.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-01 14:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww, Michelle! I love you still! If you get exasperated you can log onto AIM and I'll do my best to give you comedic relief...
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-01 14:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damnit, and i forgot....my mom is now pissed off at me because i'm leaving the 20th instead of the 27th. so i had to hear shit from her this morning, too!