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I am better than your kids (1086 hits)

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Rating: -0.89 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-03-02 00:04:09 EST


I am better than your kids.

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:


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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-09 15:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:07:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit, you people know maddox too? Boy is my face red

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HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-07 13:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't gete it..


And after reading the other reveiews I'm fairly sure that I still don't get it...
Therefore it must be genius, right?












Nope... and now my finger stinks :(

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-16 12:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

maddox

Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-03-31 15:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-03-31 15:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Y'know, everyone goes on and on about "Maddox this, Maddox that" and how people "steal" his work, but they don't realize that Maddox takes most of his content from somethingawful.com anyway. They did a piece on this months before Maddox did it.

Who knows where they got it from.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-31 15:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MasteroftheMelee -

"You are a fucking idiot. How could you think no one would see this? HIS COPYRIGHT IS ON THE FUCKING PICTURES YOU DUMBASS."
-----------------------------
MotM - Please tell me you aren't this stupid. That WAS WHAT HE INTENDED TO DO - TO MAKE IT OVERLY OBVIOUS - it WAS the joke...

Oh Christ I'm surrounded...

Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-31 15:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DUH ass

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-03-04 11:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant as always

Submitted by Eversor (user info) at 2004-03-02 10:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This had 2 chances to be funny, one for content and one for the whole "Someone else wrote this?? Im in shock!" You failed...miserably...on both counts.

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 09:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

see what?

Submitted by MasteroftheMelee (user info) at 2004-03-02 09:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a fucking idiot. How could you think no one would see this? HIS COPYRIGHT IS ON THE FUCKING PICTURES YOU DUMBASS.

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 08:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you are a poo

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-02 08:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 07:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, nice try, you sure showed me who's boss
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That wasn't my intention.

I've merely pointed out that you've plagiarized someone elses work, and that you lied in defense of yourself when questioned about it.

I'm sure you'll have something very witty to post in defense of yourself. Try to keep it above an eighth grade level, OK?

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 07:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, nice try, you sure showed me who's boss

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-02 07:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 04:34:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maddox took this off my webpage earlier this year. He said that because it was a geocities site it was property of anyone who puts it on a privately hosted site (ie: his) with its own domain.
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Maddox posted this in 2002.

Nice try.

Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-02 07:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-02 07:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Squattail, don't listen to these fucking inbred rednecks. For them being creative means jerking off with the left hand, and that's pretty much all these fucking hairy backed losers have to look forwards to.

Once again, I am stunned by your freshness and originality.

Congratulations.

---------------------------------------------------

Jocko, again you have proven yourself an idiot. There is nothing original about this:

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

There's an old saying:

"It's better to remain silent and let people think you may be stupid than it is to to open your mouth and remove all doubt."


Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-02 06:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

www.isthisanotherfineopportunitytospammywebsite?.com






Yeah.



http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/face.htm

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 04:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maddox took this off my webpage earlier this year. He said that because it was a geocities site it was property of anyone who puts it on a privately hosted site (ie: his) with its own domain.

Submitted by MrCoffee (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Good fucking work. dipshit
ever heard of originality?

Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell is wrong with you people?

He takes Maddox's work, sticks a copyright on it, and it's funny?

It was funny when I read it the first time on Maddox's site, now its just stupid. Especially with the whole "I'm blatantly plagerizing it while pretending not to" bullshit. LOL!!!!111!ONE1!! OMG SO KOOOOLLL!!!!! LMAO!!

Ya damn skippy.

Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why?

Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Squattail, don't listen to these fucking inbred rednecks. For them being creative means jerking off with the left hand, and that's pretty much all these fucking hairy backed losers have to look forwards to.

Once again, I am stunned by your freshness and originality.

Congratulations.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I like the other squattail.

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the point is, I am good at what I do

Submitted by Dragon (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe I can't tell the difference between the real and fake squattail, so if this is a mockery of the fake squattail ripping off Maddox rather than the fake squittail thinking he's being original by stealing material, then it deserves a higher rating. But as it is I can't tell.
I'm way to tired to check if the above made any sense.

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I see what you done there.
Funny.

Submitted by Dragon (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Knock it the fuck off and write something original, or just die...whatever is to your most convenience.

Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

haha good job ripping off someone and pretending you didn't

i got the joke.. and isn't that all that matters? that Blitzen got the joke?

yeah.

Submitted by Kasarius (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I always liked Spigot's version more on the Gaping Maw, article titled "America Goes to War." Not to mention that he did it before Something Awful, who did it before Maddox, and I have no doubt that someone did it before Spigot.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Whoa, this is the REAL squattail.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hung velvet overtaken me
Dim chandelier awaken me
To a song dissolved in the dawn
The music hall a costly bow
The music all is lost for now
To a muted trumperter swan
Columnated ruins domino

Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I know this is mocking the other posts thsat rip off maddox, but it is completely unnecessary.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WOW so you work in an office.
Boy Friday?

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

REAL SQUATTAIL you suck just as much as the fake squattail what the hell is this shit?

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit, you people know maddox too? Boy is my face red

Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

uhh...

so is thia a joke or did you think one one would notice you ripping off maddox?

Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck?




You didn't mock him, you didn't change anything. wtf is this.

Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-03-02 00:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

adding the copyright symbol was a stroke of genius.


Fear the Maddox acolytes!


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