How to be a hit whore Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki (1012 hits)
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Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2004-03-02 17:11:42 EST
Simply by putting "Loki" in the title, multiple times if you want, and making every other word of your post "Loki", you can be a hit whore too! Here's a hit whore post I did:
This is my post titled: Psychics: The doomsday device, only now it's Loki Psychics, the doomsday device Loki.
When Loki you Loki think Loki of Loki doomsday Loki, Loki apocalypse Loki or Loki otherwise Loki, Loki what Loki comes Loki to Loki mind Loki? Terrorism Loki? Nuclear Loki war Loki? Biological Loki and Loki Chemical Loki attacks Loki? Yeah Loki, Loki we've Loki all Loki thought Loki of Loki these Loki, Loki but Loki what Loki if Loki I Loki were Loki to Loki propose Loki something Loki more Loki devastating Loki than Loki all Loki of Loki those Loki combined Loki? You're Loki probably Loki thinking Loki, Loki "Tom Loki! What Loki could Loki be Loki worse Loki than Loki nuclear Loki war Loki?" Well Loki I'll Loki tell Loki you Loki what Loki could Loki be Loki worse Loki!
Psychics Loki!
Now Loki, Loki psychics Loki look Loki helpless Loki Loki Loki Loki and Loki harmless Loki on Loki the Loki outside Loki, Loki but Loki really Loki on Loki the Loki inside Loki, Loki they Loki are Loki EVIL Loki EVIL Loki PEOPLE Loki! They Loki want Loki to Loki bring Loki the Loki end Loki of Loki the Loki world Loki! Now Loki you're Loki probably Loki wondering Loki where Loki the Loki evidence Loki to Loki back Loki this Loki up Loki is Loki, am Loki I Loki right Loki? Well Loki, Loki let Loki me Loki point Loki out Loki a Loki few Loki examples Loki of Loki why Loki I Loki think Loki the Loki end Loki of Loki the Loki world Loki will Loki be Loki because Loki of Loki these Loki so-called Loki psychics Loki.
Do Loki you Loki remember Loki Miss Loki Cleo Loki? The Loki fake Loki Jamaican Loki woman Loki? She Loki was Loki just Loki a Loki pawn Loki in Loki the Loki game Loki that Loki these Loki witches Loki are Loki playing Loki. Just Loki another Loki martyr Loki. She Loki was Loki completely Loki fake Loki and Loki completely Loki fraud Loki, but Loki do Loki you Loki realize Loki how Loki many Loki relationships Loki she Loki has Loki destroyed Loki? Her Loki and Loki her Loki alliance Loki of Loki evil Loki Jamaican Loki look-alikes Loki? Hundreds Loki, maybe Loki even Loki thousands Loki of Loki couples Loki have Loki broken Loki up Loki, and Loki therefore Loki not Loki had Loki children Loki that Loki could Loki rise Loki up Loki and Loki fight Loki the Loki oncoming Loki army Loki of Loki psychics Loki.
Ok, I think everyone gets the idea. Now, if some of you are still in doubt, you can alternate between Loki and Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. Loki. Bart. See, I probably just whored more hits because of that. If you say it fast enough, it starts to sound like a thunderstorm, and thunderstorms whore attention too.
Maaaaaaan, I'm going to get SO many hits from this.
User Reviews
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-01 20:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Loki. Stop picking on her!
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-01 20:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Loki. Stop picking on her
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-01 20:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Loki. Stop picking on
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-01 20:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Loki. Stop picking
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-01 20:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Loki. Stop
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-01 20:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Loki.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand how anyone could be bitter enough to play this off as serious.
Submitted by Swik (user info) at 2004-03-12 09:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes you retard, but in one case you just have to clean the shit off once and you don't give the one who offended you the pleasure of seeing your response. THEY WANT you to get angry, THEY LIKE IT. The other way is to reward them with the behavior they want and look forward to clean the shit off your car EVERYDAY.
Shit happens, mise well take it when you have to and move on. Rewarding them for their behavior isn't the solution. Way to completely ignore the point I was trying to make, if I had the choice when someone was going to act out against me I would choose the reaction that didn't give them exactly what they were seeking. As soon as they see you are no fun in the way you react they will move on. Either way shit is going to happen, but how often and the severity can be in your hands partially. If few people respond it isn't fun for the shit posters.
GG B
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And in the end, you are still left cleaning shit off of your car. Thanks for backing up my analogy.
Submitted by Swik (user info) at 2004-03-11 10:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jwlmar10 you are correct in that statement however your analogy in relating the two is not the best. I was simply agreeing with Tom in saying that the main reason these crap posts keep popping up is because everyone continues to respond to them. If people stopped responding so much to slam the writer once it has been said a few times I'd wager that the amount of crap posts of people looking to just get a rise out of people would go down. Tom very well proved this point by posting an imitation of such a post and having you all jump down his throat about how crappy or annoying his post was, despite many other people also doing the same.
While you compared it to defiling a car I will aslo use that comparison. In this case however you see the person use the car as their toilet yet are powerless to exact revenge, instead you reward their "twisted" behavior with the exact response they are searching for. Giving a neg two and flaming the poster of a intentionally shitty post is the same to them as giving a plus two and a praising comment to someone who tried to post good work. You are giving them the reason to do so. Instead if you ignore the person who shits on your car, they eventually get frustrated by not being able to get the response they want so they move along to shit on someone elses car.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is a bingshit??
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this popping up again? It just kills you small minded people that I'm not a lesbian doesn't it? That would make it so much easier when you realize that you can't compete with me. Also just so you know bingshit, I have it in house and can get laid anytime I want to so you think about that when you're beating off to pictures of your dead grandma.
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet loki has a monster schlong. She's definitely the bull
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice pic.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Agreed.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Swik (user info) at 2004-03-03 14:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Correct me if I am wrong here, but all those bitching that this was too hard to read, or is a horrid post content wise missed the entire point. I'm thinking he was going for the fact that no matter how poorly constructed or hard to read a post may be, as long as it contains pure stupidity, racism/controversy, and/or words that attract peoples attention such as the names of well known users, the post will recieve many hits and rates. Even if the content is poor and the person who wrote is a complete moron it doesn't matter. By following the criterea of pissing someone off, or exercising your stupidity or vanity you attract attention. You proved this point by repeatedly responding to the post to argue your points.
Congratulations you are a bunch of tools. Good post Tom. "
If someone took a shit on your windshield to prove that it would piss you off you would still have shit on your windshield. Think about it, dumbasses.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-03 15:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my post titled: Psychics: The doomsday device, only now it's Psychics, the doomsday device .
When you think of doomsday , apocalypse or otherwise , what comes to mind ? Terrorism ? Nuclear war ? Biological and Chemical attacks ? Yeah , we've all thought of these , but what if I were to propose something more devastating than all of those combined ? You're probably thinking , "Tom ! What could be worse than nuclear war ?" Well I'll tell you what could be worse !
Psychics !
Now , psychics look helpless and harmless on the outside , but really on the inside , they are EVIL EVIL PEOPLE ! They want to bring the end of the world ! Now you're probably wondering where the evidence to back this up is , am I right ? Well , let me point out a few examples of why I think the end of the world will be because of these so-called psychics .
Do you remember Miss Cleo ? The fake Jamaican woman ? She was just a pawn in the game that these witches are playing . Just another martyr . She was completely fake and completely fraud , but do you realize how many relationships she has destroyed ? Her and her alliance of evil Jamaican look-alikes ? Hundreds , maybe even thousands of couples have broken up , and therefore not had children that could rise up and fight the oncoming army of psychics .
Submitted by Swik (user info) at 2004-03-03 14:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Correct me if I am wrong here, but all those bitching that this was too hard to read, or is a horrid post content wise missed the entire point. I'm thinking he was going for the fact that no matter how poorly constructed or hard to read a post may be, as long as it contains pure stupidity, racism/controversy, and/or words that attract peoples attention such as the names of well known users, the post will recieve many hits and rates. Even if the content is poor and the person who wrote is a complete moron it doesn't matter. By following the criterea of pissing someone off, or exercising your stupidity or vanity you attract attention. You proved this point by repeatedly responding to the post to argue your points.
Congratulations you are a bunch of tools. Good post Tom.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-03-03 02:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hitwhores are worse than regular whores. Wait, I guess there's
nothing wrong with regular whores.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-02 23:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loki the butch dyke? Oh yeah, her.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-03-02 21:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-02 20:43:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell is Loki?
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That made me chuckle. Dazed indeed.
All I got out of your post, however, was something about terrorism and Miss Cleo. Is Miss Cleo a terrorist???
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-02 21:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Loki too Loki fucking Loki annoying Loki, I Loki guess Loki I Loki don't Loki get Loki the Loki joke Loki.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-03-02 20:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for reminding me that I am hung like the guy in the picture...
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-02 20:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell is Loki?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-02 20:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh boo-hoo Tom. I wasn't trying to spam your post with -2's. I just thought of different things to say and add. Anyway, this post deserves -2's, because it sucks and has no redeeming value. The picture is pretty lame and it was just annoying to write Loki as every other word. As for the point that you are trying to make overall, I think it is just stupid and completely unworthy of a post. In other words, your post sucks big time and I don't know what these people giving it +2's are thinking.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26791
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
if you scroll up and down real fast it's almost trippy.
true post though. Loki, you're in my next title! :o)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And one to grow on.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I admire you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For taking all that time to put loki every other word. Pretty good.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for pulling a Squattail Spam, dumbass.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It was corny and lame.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-02 19:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And it was not funny.
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-03-02 18:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It was pretty funny, but fuck that picture! Women are the devil.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-02 18:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I will be the first to say: Fuck You. This post is garbage.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-03-02 18:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.
+1 for the picture though.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-02 18:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you still a dork.. is that you in the picture Tom???
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-02 18:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was far too difficult to read, I tried, honestly I did.
Okay, maybe I didn't. But the picture was +2 worthy!
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. This made me dizzy.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:18:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
An intentional hit whore post, is still a hit whore post
Folks we have a winner here.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, yeah... I can see it doesn't work... you're only the 6th MVA.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why doesn't this work for me?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Loren.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Probably shouldn't have done this...
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i tried to read the paragraphs.. my head hurts.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
An intentional hit whore post, is still a hit whore post
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My eyes hurt.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha... loki bart loki loki. Sideburns kristen loki loki bart mickginny lol.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-03-02 17:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
lol
And lol again for the picture.