Human Sacrifices Are The Only Answer (4682 hits)
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Submitted by quack (View user info) at 2004-03-02 23:52:54 EST
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, a riot and a half. If only I could turn in a paper like that.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:00:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-18 16:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't been here in a while..
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-16 22:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-16 22:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too many lines cracked me up to single them out. This kid rocks.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-16 22:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-18 16:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with El Nino."
"scientists"
"science"
ROCK!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-04-18 16:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-22 14:43:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Josh at 2004-03-22 14:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was totally awesome. You rock.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-22 14:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This gives me a great idea. I should scan in my detention slips my mother saved from my miserable days in high school.
My parents got a kick out of them and put them on the fridge.
It's been said I didn't get enough discipline as a child...
This was fun.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-22 14:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to be on what this kid is on.
Submitted by crackergirl (user info) at 2004-03-22 14:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-22 13:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. I don't actually laugh very often.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-22 13:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
" El Nino moves warm water from Australia to somewhere else, namely other places."
Nicely put. Everything is cleared up in my mind, don't know about you guys.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Like all things spanish, it is dangerous"
HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, so if you check that "douglas" link below, you can check out his "lightning" essay.
Awesome.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY!!!!! That kid stole my term paper!!!!! Bitch....
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2004-03-03 17:20:35 EST (#)
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As an oceanographer, I have to say that this is certainly enlightening. El Nino has never been so captivating.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-03 17:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was great!
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-03-03 17:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This essay makes a damn good point. You really cannot argue with logic like that.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-03-03 17:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jolly good shew
GO RUSH WOO!!!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-03-03 15:56:39 EST (#)
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**If we had a word for these people that word would be 'fisherman'. But we don't.**
Yeah, and if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that semester in college.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha, he used a racist slur in his first paragraph!!! This kid must be borderline genius to combine racism and El Nino.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-03-03 08:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-03 07:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can just imagine the blank stare on the teachers face after reading this.
AOL Keyword = piss test
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-03 05:00:05 EST (#)
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http://douglas.min.net/essay/
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-03 02:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking awesome, a friend showed me this a while ago...
There was another one with it, by the same kid. I'll see if I can find it.
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-03-03 01:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Makes me want to be a teacher, just so I can laugh at stuff like this.
Submitted by iddqd at 2004-03-03 01:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how a teacher could give this work of art anythign less that 90% would be beyond me. its well spelt, the grammar is ok and its highly entertaining. sure some of the facts may be a little off, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
whoever this kid is, you should get him to post on uber regularly.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-03 00:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
more tomorrow, mayhaps.
as a sidenote, i am not jeremy levine. sorry boys and girls.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-03-03 00:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go take a nap because I've been laughing so hard.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-03 00:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd sacrafice myself for Quack....I mean....what?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-03 00:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn yous just got to watch out for those dangerous spanish things.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-03 00:03:40 EST (#)
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Quack (or should I say JEREMY) I thought yous was in college. You need to work on your writing skills, sheesh.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-03 00:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no idea what this is supposed to be, but goddamnit, it's the funniest thing i've read in a long time.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-02 23:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as fuck.
Who's this Jeremy Lavine kid quack?
He's a funny guy.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-02 23:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At least this is stupid in an interesting way. +1
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-02 23:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would not complain if this turned into a series.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-02 23:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is fucking awesome... i only hope my son will be this cool.
Submitted by Flacco (user info) at 2004-03-02 23:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i haven't even read the gif yet, but i agree already.
DEFINITELY the only answer.