You Die When You Are Struck By Lightning, And Your Tree Is Knocked Down. (3790 hits)
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Submitted by quack (View user info) at 2004-03-03 09:52:17 EST
I originally posted a first essay, having received it from a friend. After a little research, I found the website from whence it came. http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/blix797/Essay/essay.html I regret that there are only two, because I really liked both, but here is the second one, the first one posted here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26825
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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup. Still funny.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-13 22:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"knock down your soul."
Fuck, I'm laughing too hard to express with mere capitalized "HA"s.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-13 22:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the teacher's comments
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-04-22 02:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
^_+^
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-18 16:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That was hilarious!
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Ditto.
Ha..the title is "Lightning!!!" That's great..
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-18 16:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Either this kid is a complete moron or a total genious. It's a tough call.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-09 19:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-05 18:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesomely insane.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so tall I the trees better be careful near me.
Quacker these were great!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
skool kid on crack, film at 11.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lightning is so 0wned.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-03 20:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. That boys a comic genius.
Anyone else notice the teacher missed out a question mark?
Stupid bint.
Submitted by Eversor (user info) at 2004-03-03 17:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-03-03 17:07:52 EST (#)
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I am Jeremy Levine. i wrote these back in the day when the day was not back but present.
GO RUSH WOO!!!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-03-03 15:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see how he can talk about fire in the sky and forget to mention the smoke on the water.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:08:14 EST (#)
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"Benjamin Franklin was a founding father. He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricity."
AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-03-03 12:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If that was an English teacher grading the paper she should be smacked for ending a question with a period.
Where do school districts find teachers nowadays. She should be fired?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds of the papers I proofread here at the U for people. I swear, somtimes I wonder how people manage to find the keyboard.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is how I talk. Seriously.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking funny!
Anyone know how old this kid was when he wrote this?
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:20:41 EST (#)
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whew. glad a few people appreciate, it at least. the first one was admittedly better, check the link at the top, but i still thought this one was worth posting. :)
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:17:24 EST (#)
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Can you imagine the lady as she's grading this paper?
"What. A. Fucking. Moron." as she grits her teeth and squirms in here chair, clenching her red pen in one hand and itching to strangle the kid with the other.
I'm with PMJ, this is funny.
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha...I'm quittin drugs forever after reading this.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-03 11:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe this is getting bad reviews. It's hysterical!
Another +2 because that kid has some head problems that make me laugh.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and i'm disappointed in you, razor. you managed to read my whole minority report post, and yet give up on this one, which is less than a third of the length. maybe the double spacing intimidated you.
bah.
Submitted by jason <jaysondrummer.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-03 10:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that was pretty freaking funny.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:38:14 EST (#)
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wow, way to go, guys. check out the actual links and use a little common sense and you'll realize that it's not my writing, but some funny little kid's ridiculously horrible writing. and if you read it, it's pretty funny. maybe you should take your ritalin.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:28:08 EST (#)
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I guess...
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:16:38 EST (#)
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Cant agree with posting old school papers.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That was hilarious!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Aaawww. Posting your seventh grade english comp paper here doesn't make it any better. Did you get held back?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-03 10:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uh, I never thought I would say this, but I'm with squattail.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-03 09:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT