Blonde is the Root of the Problem (32196 hits)
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Submitted by Phoenix <volklcess.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-03 12:50:39 EST
It was Friday night, and all I wanted to do was go home and unwind after an arduous day at work. There was nowhere I wanted to go, no one I wanted to see, and no pressing engagements to attend to. Except, of course, there was the matter of food, something which our house was devoid of and something my grumbling stomach was persistent that it needed, so my boyfriend and I ventured out against our lazy will to indulge in some Greek food.
When we returned to the house, our roommate's friend Ken's Jeep was in our driveway. Ken is the epitome of annoying - the guy who's always around, the guy who no one wants around, the guy who's totally oblivious to the fact that no one wants him around, the guy who never fails to overstay his welcome. Going back to the house seemed out of the question - it would be more relaxing to sit in a patch of thorny roses than go into the house and deal with Ken. We had nowhere to go and no money to go there, so our options were limited to go home and take the risk of insanity or go hang out at our friend Fred's house and hope that Ken leaves soon.
Fred wasn't home. Going back to our house was out of the question. We decided to take a drive around Reno, kill some time cruising in my new car, relive the days of being a broke-ass teenager with nothing better to do than drive aimlessly around.
Since it seemed like a related subject, I started off on a long-winded speech about how great my new car was. I'd had it for a month and it'd been nothing but a blessing; I rambled about how I didn't even miss my truck; I rattled about everything I loved from the most mundane to the most technical, which I knew nothing about, pausing only to declare that I was going to stop and get a pack of cigarettes at the next 7-Eleven.
In the parking lot I turned my car off and went to grab my key out of the ignition. Wait. What? I pulled the key again. What the--?
The key was stuck in the ignition.
I tried giving it a good hard yank, but it was to no avail. Oh, well. I was just running into the store briefly, I didn't really *need* my keys to buy cigarettes. I could figure out why my key was stuck in the ignition later.
When I hopped back into the car, I gave one more shot at getting the key out of the ignition and shrugged my shoulders in defeat. If it was that big of a problem I could give AAA a call when I got home and see what they made of this situation. I latched my seatbelt, turned the key, and my car didn't start. The radio was still on - it doesn't turn off until I pull the key out of the ignition - so if the car for some reason thought it had the wrong key in it, it was grossly mistaken. I was quickly losing my patience and repeatedly turned the key in vain.
"Oh, of all the Goddamn irony! After I spent 15 minutes spewing at the mouth about what a great fucking car it is, it's just a big fucking piece of shit," I shouted. "Not only is the key stuck in the fucking ignition, the car won't fucking start."
My sudden outburst caught my poor boyfriend off-guard; his first reaction was to pull the operation's manual out of my glove compartment and start flipping through pages looking for something that could help although I really doubt car manuals print a troubleshooting guide for what to do if your key gets stuck in the ignition and your car won't start.
I was mad. I was disappointed. I was thinking about how much this was going to end up costing me, so I did what girl's do best - I crossed my arms and I pouted and I huffed and I made loud sighs and I rolled my eyes because maybe, just maybe, my sulking would magically start the car.
Surprisingly, my sulking *did* help. Had I not been moping, had I not had my lower lip jutted out and had I not been frowning and looking down, it might have been much longer before I noticed that the car wasn't in Park; it might have been much longer before I slowly realized when I pulled into 7-Eleven I'd turned the car off, yanked up the e-brake, but left my car in Drive. And of course, if I'd taken much longer to notice that, I would've felt much more clouded over by stupidity than I already did.
Without making so much as a mutter, I put the car into Park, started it, and wordlessly drove off to the erupting sound of my boyfriend's laughter.
User Reviews
Submitted by caricature19 (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no joke.. you're just like me. i spent MONTHS with this obnoxious car problem.. where my key would get stuck in the ignition after i parked and i would have to start the car, back up.. pull forward.. drive around a bit, etc etc whatever... put it into part an dpull the key out... it was random.. not consistent. some days it didnt do it.. somedays no matter how many times i moved the car and parked it again.. no avail. turns out, when i put the car in park.. it doesnt always click to the left into the full PARK position. it goes up all the way, but not over. if i tape the gear and make sure it's in park, key comes out.
months...
Submitted by vi <vikkibayley.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-23 14:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha - it's me:)
Submitted by mjt7420 <michael.trinite.at.mail.house.gov> at 2004-07-28 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Tony is an asshole. This post wasn't as good as some others on B@W, but it was good. My girlfriend did the same thing. She's blonde.
PS- by the looks of that drawing at the bottom of your post you are a hottie
Submitted by BlondeAngel at 2004-07-07 16:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im a blonde and totally understand....sometimes, however, it works to your advantage!!
Submitted by The_guy8794 (user info) at 2004-06-12 20:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate blondes...brunettes are so much sexier.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-06-12 20:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My dumbass roomate did this once, except he did get the keys out. Moron thought his car was broke for a week. He could turn the key to start, but it wouldn't cause it was in drive. I noticed it the first day. Didn't tell him though. You must be a little more intelligent though, it only took you 15 minutes, not a good week..
Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 05:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FALCO+BLONDE = ROOT
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-08 11:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well funny.
Why is it that girls who make a point about being dumb blondes always actually buck the trend? Fine - maybe you can't drive :o), but you write so well.
I know someone who has this on a T-Shirt - she's studying for a degree in pharmacology and is one of the more intelligent people I've met.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-06 19:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shagster at 2004-04-05 23:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The Midnight <TheMidnight4097.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-31 16:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha...I've seen this before, only I left my car in drive and wondered why it wouldn't start. The peculiar scenario is that I was in a remote graveyard at about 3 AM, and coyotes were howling in the distance. Makes for a creepy comedy script. It really happened!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-28 19:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny post, but the comments were better. It always amazes me how one random unnecissary comment can escalate into personal attacks so quickly. +2 for inciting the brawl.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-23 12:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh...missed this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-23 11:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-03-23 11:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1, but not for the story, for the little cartoon at the end.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-20 20:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, more arguing.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-03-20 15:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't drive yet dammit, but when I do, I will take this lesson to heart...
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-20 15:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But do you know the difference between me and them, Bart? I don't continually shove my opinions down others throats, I simply state my opinion and leave. Same with Nator, who also rated this a -1 and left.
Almost everyone I've talked to on AIM/MSN agrees that this is a good post, but just not up to par with other B@W offerings.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-03-20 03:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bargled - TonyMontana and fingerbang agree with you
congrats
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-20 01:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=794
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=648
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2540
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=1129
Submitted by LadyCelestine (user info) at 2004-03-18 10:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was a great post, and we've all been there at some time. (Except maybe Tony, who's always far more lost than that.) Keep writing and ignoring him.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-17 12:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You guys are pathetic and this post sucks. It sucks fucking ass. Just shut up.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-17 11:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you, PukingDog. You made me blush. :-)
phoenix
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-03-16 21:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey... I just saw a little bit of this shit - a part where you asked why you should be called a skank, whore, etc...
I just want to say that I have read your stuff, seen your tattoo, and I think you are bright and very sexy. Don't sweat the assholes.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-16 20:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27789
Defend yourself here and leave Erika's post
-Turtle
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-16 20:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott, you ignorant fuck, are you blind or just retarded? Where did I concede that I made a mistake? I simply said it wasn't the most eloquent choice of words, but TECHNICALLY, I was still accurate. Seriously, you are one dim witted faggot.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-16 14:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
make it stop
make
it
stop
Submitted by solvdrage at 2004-03-16 13:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome post. Suck it, Tony.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-16 02:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:21:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott, guess what, bitch, I wrote that word in a hastily written comment, not in some well researched dissertation, and I still used the word correctly and appropriately. It may not be the best choice of words for a thesis, but technically, it is a valid word. So for all your tireless ranting, you haven't disproven that fundamental fact. Keep trying, bitch."
================================================================================
-HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!
You conceded that you made a mistake, but still have to bitch and moan at me?
A+2 for perseverance.
Submitted by coley <notloggedin> at 2004-03-16 00:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you know what I like about you, Phoenix? When someone is an asshole to you you don't "rip them a new one" and try to act all badass.
And I thought the story was kind of funny cause I've done that myself. But I'm not blonde.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott, guess what, bitch, I wrote that word in a hastily written comment, not in some well researched dissertation, and I still used the word correctly and appropriately. It may not be the best choice of words for a thesis, but technically, it is a valid word. So for all your tireless ranting, you haven't disproven that fundamental fact. Keep trying, bitch.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-15 23:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 23:40:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott, feel free to write a fucking tome on how your professor corrected your dumb ass, the bottom line is that AMERICAN dictionaries display the word "til" as a word, in and of itself, not merely as a "misspelling" of "until." What amazes me is that your dumb ass refuses to acknowledge that. And your blind adherence to the Oxford definition isn't impressing anyone. Given that you probably have neither the resources nor the intelligence to attend school at anything above a junior college level, your fanatic fascination with Oxford is just plain pathetic."
- *Sigh!*
I really do wish I had the ability and resources to compete with you, but sadly I can not reach down the evolutionary ladder quick enough.
I have already highlighted why "til" is not correct - if you were to use it in an academic essay then you would be marked down for bad spelling. It is as simple as that. I have no need to respond to your childish insults with examples of my school grades and my university education - I could start hitting the keys at random and still hold my own with your banal and incessant chatter.
Nevermind, son. Sooner or later you might grow up to be a real boy!
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 23:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott, feel free to write a fucking tome on how your professor corrected your dumb ass, the bottom line is that AMERICAN dictionaries display the word "til" as a word, in and of itself, not merely as a "misspelling" of "until." What amazes me is that your dumb ass refuses to acknowledge that. And your blind adherence to the Oxford definition isn't impressing anyone. Given that you probably have neither the resources nor the intelligence to attend school at anything above a junior college level, your fanatic fascination with Oxford is just plain pathetic.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-15 22:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bottom line, your dumb ass didn't know the word "til" was an actual word until you looked it up three times. You're dismissed, you pussy."
Again I am baffled by your lack of realisation. Rather than acknowledging the fact that you took the bait every single time, you insist on promoting the ludicrous and childish old axiom of "I'm right and you're wrong." Calling me a "pussy" is not going to change the fact that you are behaving like an idiot. I won't even bother with addressing the fact that the word "pussy" means "coward" and you haven't even used it in the right context.
If you have not yet come to the conclusion that I was leading you on to expose the fact that your replies are indicative of pompous and woefully conceited ignoramus, then you are truly in need of help.
Moreover, you make assumptions about my knowledge of the English language even though you type about as legibly as fourteen year old boy with fixation on 80s homoerotic action films.
For the record, I usually keep an Oxford English Dictionary at my workstation just in case I am unsure of correct terminology. The irony being that I often wrote the word "til" instead of the correct word "until"... when I was seventeen. I too argued that I was correct until I was blue in the face when my English Literature teacher pointed out that the word did not exist in the dictionary as a correctly spelt word. It exists only as an error and the definition refers you to look up the word "until" instead.
Since my teacher corrected my falsely based assumption with a candour and diplomacy that you so lacking, I think I will take his word over yours. Furthermore, since Oxford is the most prestigious university in the heartland of the country that spawned the English language, I am going to concede they are perhaps a little bit better informed than yourself.
In regards to this post, I consider the matter closed. If you must insist on arguing your point then please follow the link posted by beer-turtle and refrain from detracting merit from this post. You have rated it accordingly and your opinion stands. Let that be the end of it.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-15 22:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony, the number of times YOU'VE been on BAW (in dollars) and a buck-fifty will get you a cup of coffee.
I did this once...except I didn't the parking brake, so I thought for a moment that the rest of the world was moving and I was sitting still.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 22:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Smokey, if by a "top 20 law school" you mean those paralegal classes you take at your local community college, good for you. Keep telling yourself that you're not a total failure, you might actually believe yourself one day. And Scott, nice recovery after I owned your stupid ass:
"Quick rule of thumb for anybody hoping to go to Oxford:
If it isn't in their dictionary, it isn't part of the English language."
Bottom line, your dumb ass didn't know the word "til" was an actual word until you looked it up three times. You're dismissed, you pussy.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-15 19:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF I'm not reading all that - not the post, the replies - jebus
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-15 19:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do I ever get an answer as to why it was warranted for me to be called a skank and a whore and a fat ass?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-15 19:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27789
Tony stop fucking up Erika's thread... go here and fuck with mine.
Liar
-Turtle
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to a top 20 law school, instead of a higher ranked one, because they offered me a scholarship. Where did you go to school? If it the school in the hospital group where my uncle is chief of surgery I will laugh, not because he would care to check up on your pathetic residency, but because it would be funny to imagine precisely which hospital in the group you will be giving enemas in (it is the one that has good trauma E.R. because of the gang violence but that is all).
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quick rule of thumb for anybody hoping to go to Oxford:
If it isn't in their dictionary, it isn't part of the English language.
I can't believe he took the bait.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony...
Why not Attack Scott and Smokey on their posts...
Your obviously such a smart lad to be in medical school and all but with your current bedside manner and lack of common sense will most likely net you a job as a vetrinary coroner or something.
Your personal attacks are quite juvenile. Anyone that resorts to calling someone a fucking faggot is REALLY lacking in upper brain function.
I am beginning to doubt that you are anywhere near med school and most likely have not even completed high school. Your attempts to pick apart the arguments of others has been weak at best and when you feel you are losing you attack someones sexuality. More than likely you watch a lot of medical shows and the knowledge you claim was most likely garnered watching Scrubs or ER.
What score did you get on your MCAT? What field are you looking to enter? My cousin is a research neurologist for Children's Hospital. What school do you attend? Where did you obtain you undergraduate degree? What degree led you to Med school?
And what does ANY of this bullshit have to do with the content of THIS post. NOTHING.
So either shut the fuck up and start a new thread on how much you people hate eachother and stopp screwing with Erika's rating.
-Turtle
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
til prep.
Until
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved
What were you saying, pussy boy Scott?
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're not going to answer my question about why you suddenly hate me, can you at least stop giving me -2s and opt for 0s since this heated debate no longer even involves my post?
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha smokey you little bitch. My MCAT score was obviously good enough to get me into a well ranked private medical school. You can choke on that while you're sitting in a dimly lit, musty one room office in the basement of some warehouse trying to figure out what the hell you're going to do with your shitty law degree you got from some no tier school. Oh, and good one calling me a peasant, most people who can pay for medical school without taking out loans are really struggling...and once again people, I'm not trying to be snobbish, just trying to talk logically to a dimwitted fuckup who has a chip on his shoulder about the fact that he's not going to amount to shit.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:30:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott, you stupid ignorant cunt, you didn't scroll down long enough when you went to dictionary.com to look up "til." If you did, you stupid fuck, you would see that I'm right, "til" also means "until." Dumbass."
Actually, no, I did not go to dictionary.com, because in my line of work I deal with cancer patients and alike from time to time. This knowledge was already available to me. There is no such word as "til" as the way you describe, at least not according to the Oxford English Dictionary. The correct shortened word for until used in an informal context, is actually "till", so either way you lose. Again.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Call mom and dad and ask for more money, oh wait that is right they do not have it. Tony you poor peasant. I just want you to think again about the fact that your MCAT score was not good. What did you tell the parents? That you are not a test taker? Did you tell them that it was due to you being sick? Did you tell them that you may need some dexedrine to help you focus? You sorry lop. Do not get stuck with a needle when you lift the hobo onto the bed of your government hospital.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello?
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott, you stupid ignorant cunt, you didn't scroll down long enough when you went to dictionary.com to look up "til." If you did, you stupid fuck, you would see that I'm right, "til" also means "until." Dumbass.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you made him look bad
either that or he is just jealous of the fact that you get more attention that he does because you have tits and he doesn't (well he might but he never posted a pic of himself)
-Turtle
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:15:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha the queenie brothers are back at it again. Smoky the bitch is trying to convince himself that doctors don't make good money. And scott the pussy is trying like a bitch in a heat to convince himself that he's not a moron. Both of you fags failed in all attempts. And by the way, Scott, you little pussy, "til" is a word. It MEANS "until," you fucking moron. Both are acceptable. Feel free to try again and reveal more of your goddamn ineptitude."
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"til" is indeed shorthand for another word, but it isn't "until". It is a shortened name for tumor-infiltrating lymphocytes. These immune cells are extracted from the tissue of tumours, treated in laboratory, and reinjected into the cancer patient. But as med student I guess you already knew that.
Go back to your sandbox, little boy, and let the grown-ups talk.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still in the dark here......do I get to know why you're suddenly lashing out at me?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25871#391946 <---didn't used to hate me.
:::sigh:::
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha the queenie brothers are back at it again. Smoky the bitch is trying to convince himself that doctors don't make good money. And scott the pussy is trying like a bitch in a heat to convince himself that he's not a moron. Both of you fags failed in all attempts. And by the way, Scott, you little pussy, "til" is a word. It MEANS "until," you fucking moron. Both are acceptable. Feel free to try again and reveal more of your goddamn ineptitude.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-15 18:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you ever seen me? Do you even know why you're calling me "fat" and a "skank"? I honestly don't care that you don't like my post, but I fail to see why you're lashing out at ME. Can you just answer: what did I ever do to you?
-phoenix
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-15 17:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought all the anger about med school being hard was directed towards me because I said it is not hard. What I should have said is this, if you are intelligent it is not that difficult to get into medical school. Apparently Tony did not do very well on his MCAT, did not get into a good medical school, and got no scholarship money so mommy and daddy had to pay for everything. You are too poor to wear your collar up Tony, and you will never be accepted by the good country clubs. You can be like your hero and buy a mansion though and have a nice large gun, but you will probably only get rich through selling drugs as he did since last time I checked, idiot doctors from crap schools get horrible jobs at HMO paying inner city hospitals where they do the non trauma surgery and revive junkies who OD'd. Have fun...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-15 17:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Wow, you moron, you can't spell "past." And don't give me that "it was a typo" bullshit, a typo would have been "pasr"....you just plain didn't know the word "past" existed til I just owned your ass right now."
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I really laughed my ass off at this. Not only are you conceited enough an asshole to believe you have exclusive authority to dictate what constitutes a typo, you then proceed to lose the imaginary high ground by using a word that doesn't exist. For the record the word is "until", not "til".
"And I never was "banging my own drum" you cock sucker. I simply said it wasn't easy to get into med school. But you won't have to worry about that because your dumb ass knows you would never have a shot in hell at getting in. And I called a communications a retarded course, not a "bullshit" one. And yes there's a difference you bitch...retarded implying it's not difficult, bullshit implying that it's worthless."
- Stop splitting hairs, child.
The fact that you declared a course to be retarded implies you think it is worthless. Your comparison is equivalent to a kid stomping around the playground and saying "My dad is better than your dad!"
I also love the fact that you seem to think you are the first person to realise that enrolling in a med school is difficult - congratulations. Are you next going to inform the unenlightened that water is wet and the sky is blue?
"Well whatever, go fuck yourself you faggot."
- What? No kiss?
Pucker up, big boy. I can make a Real Man out of you yet.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 16:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, volkswagon, you miserable skank, i am so crippled with jealousy for your fat ass. all of my aspirations in life involve getting recognized on a free website. maybe one day I too can be just like you...a big fat bitch.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-15 14:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great story...
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-15 11:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap I missed a lot this weekend. Seriously, all I wanted to know was what I ever did to Tony to deserve to be called a skank and a whore? That's a little uncalled for just because I made B.at.W...I didn't choose to have my post put up there; if you have problem w/ it, then it's something you should take up with Bart instead of lashing out at me from what appears to be nothing more than jealousy.
-phoenix
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-14 22:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
total shit
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-14 04:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man im gonna have to agree with tony on this one.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-14 03:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Are you such a jackass that you can't see passed your own bullshit?"
Wow, you moron, you can't spell "past." And don't give me that "it was a typo" bullshit, a typo would have been "pasr"....you just plain didn't know the word "past" existed til I just owned your ass right now.
And I never was "banging my own drum" you cock sucker. I simply said it wasn't easy to get into med school. But you won't have to worry about that because your dumb ass knows you would never have a shot in hell at getting in. And I called a communications a retarded course, not a "bullshit" one. And yes there's a difference you bitch...retarded implying it's not difficult, bullshit implying that it's worthless. Well whatever, go fuck yourself you faggot.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you such a jackass that you can't see passed your own bullshit?
The point was that you are persistently banging your drum about how fucking clever you are to be on your course or whatever because it is so hard to be accepted in comparison to "bullshit" courses like communications, which makes you sound like a conceited and snobby cunt.
Enough of this tomfoolery, I hate hijacking posts and this pointless back and forth argument is detracting from the original author's glory which is what you were pissed about in the first place.
If you want to tell people how fucking great you are than write a post about it or starting a fan club.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey dipshit, the point of my comment was that it's not EASY to get into medical school as you describe it. No one could give a shit about the law lectures you attend, you're just going to end up one more human parasite.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Notice how I used the words "acting like a worthless asshole" rather than labelling you outright?
Your behaviour is not indicative of the intelligent person you claim to be. I know there is a certain level of egomania that goes hand-in-hand with the status that Mensa declares as "genius", but you are certainly lacking in that department.
The fact that you are able to afford your college education without crippling debts is mark of how lucky you are not your worth.
You have described a series of tests and exams that admittedly sound complicated and very taxing, but are in fact no different to the likes seen in any field of scientific learning. I have attended law lectures, political Q&A sessions and Yiddish Cinema seminars that sound just as impressive when you describe it in the same fashion.
Do you need some external validation for what you have decided to do with your life or are you just boasting to prove that you are smarter than everyone else? Either way it's pretty pathetic.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and your dumb ass thinks it's EASY to get into medical school...that it's just about being good at standardized tests?? Well more than 2/3 of people who apply to medical school get rejected. Now stop and think about that, bitch. That is out of the people who APPLY to medical school...the people who have struggled for four years in college to get good grades in difficult classes like Organic Chemistry and Embryology, not retarded classes like "communications." In addition they struggle for months to prepare for and take a grueling 8 hour long test known as the MCAT, a standardized test you dismiss but it is something even doctors attest to as being the most difficult test they've taken. And that is saying a lot because doctors and medical students take INTENSE examinations. Becoming a physician in the US, a country that has the highest standards of health care in the world, means subjecting prospective doctors to the most rigorous of tests and examinations. On top of this, med school applicants do countless hours of volunteering at hospitals and nursing homes and become involved in other organizations in an effort to demonstrate leadership qualities and compassion. And out of all these people who have dedicated so much...TWO THIRDS of them get REJECTED.
What do you think that says about the people who do manage to get accepted?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-13 21:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 21:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 21:39:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
haha you desperate little bitch. I can't believe you went so far as to go onto AOL to look up a member profile that I created FOUR YEARS AGO. Fucking moron."
Four years and you're still acting like a worthless asshole. That takes skill. ;-)
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 21:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha you desperate little bitch. I can't believe you went so far as to go onto AOL to look up a member profile that I created FOUR YEARS AGO. Fucking moron.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-13 21:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony I am guessing from your anger and insecurity that you are a loser. I am adding to that the fact that you claim your main interest is your kitten, traveling, fine dining and your 2000 Mercedes SLK. While you were traveling from Hoboken down to Miami to see the fictional home of your idol who like you was a wannabe WASP, kind of a Great Gatsby for dumb hispanics, did you stop and enjoy fine dining at truck stops or did you get the T-Bone at Waffle House. Medical school is easy to get into if you are good at standardized tests, and if you were not lying about your age then I was wrong, I would be a year older than you when I finish the MBA, I just would have been your age if I had gone to Darden at UVA in the combined degree program but at the time I thought I did not want a business degree. I could have made money suing incompetent doctor's like you are set to become, but I did not choose to become that kind of plaintiff's lawyer.
Did your parents get a discount when they bought you that piece of crap Mercedes that was recalled because of the safety problems it had? I hope they did not pay more than 25k, although I am kind of surprised you are snooty about a car that costs less than a new camry.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, for fuck's sake, You are a hopeless pathetic bore and a boil on the anus of humanity. Get over yourself. Better yet, get a life or get laid.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By my age you could have an MD and a JD? I'm 24 you fucking idiot. And don't flatter yourself, you couldn't get into med school if your life depended on it.
And for the record, bitch, I don't have any debt. There are people out there who have parents that are capable of paying for school. NOW FUCKING RELAX PEOPLE, I'm not saying people who take loans are any less of a person in any way, shape, or form. Most of the people I know are taking loans out for school and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I'm just saying that I am not taking loans and neither are quite a bit of people I know and thus one shouldn't just assume that shit about someone in med school.
And even if I was taking loans, what is the problem that YOU have with it? In the end I would still come out with an MD and an ability to pay off all those loans in a very short amount of time. You on the other hand will be chasing ambulances and leeching off others' misery until you die and get sent straight to hell.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony how old are you? I think it is funny that you have a networth (I am going to guess here) of negative 40k (it costs alot to go to a good med school but you have to have a good MCAT score for that) and you are ridiculing others for their money. I am also going to guess that by your age I could have an M.D. and a J.D. but I do not want to go through the hassle of cutting people open so I will probably just have an M.B.A., J.D. and L.L.M. by the time I am your age. Reading your posts was painful, but it did make it more fun to insult you.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Smokey...blah blah blah. You want to try to insult my own achievements? In less than a year I am going to have an M.D. Now I'm not trying to come off as some pompous ass and act like doctors are some super race of genetically superior people, no I know plenty of idiot doctors. But in any event, it is more than your dimwitted ass will ever amount to.
By the way, thanks for going back to read all my previous posts, bitch.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:06:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott James, you like to have your ass fingered? Thanks for the revelation you fucking freak."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Homophobic, much???
The fact that you felt more compelled to reply to the kinky sex part and not the slur on your mother speaks volumes.
"And kristen, only a low life white trash skank like yourself would use popularity on a semi blog-like website as a valid reason to disparage someone. Try striving to achieve more in life than sitting around on your cottage cheese ass and posting anecdotes that no one cares about, you stupid ass ugly whore."
Oooooooooh, there's original, some other insecure feeble-minded sychophant with masculinity issues is taking a pop at Kristen. Don't be to harsh, bud, I'm sure Kristen could make a heterosexual out of you yet.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony Montana,
Lets see, first of all you are not rich as you claim if you are shopping at Sam's club, secondly I am happy you have your vision fixed because now the fact that any girl who is remotely attractive (not as hot as erica, I mean remotely attractive, like someone who does not have back acne, greasy hair and eczema on her face that somewhat distracts from her hairy fat body) will ever hook up with you, you angry and bitter loser. Hope you have another good cheetos dinner...no one will ever believe in your delusions of grandeur except you so have fun in the dreamworld where you are above the "wage earners" you poor wannabe middle upper class WASP. I hope you never move beyond the world of pathetic blue color stupidity that marked the public high school that gave your pseudointellectual prowess the false sense of excellence. Since you like the basketball metaphors, you were playing against 7th graders in a special olympics league when you graduated in the top 10 percent of your crappy first in the district with metal detectors H.S., but you could not make academic high school varsity, much less college or the NBA.
Phoenix I liked the post. And I despised T.M. even before he spewed forth some of his bile onto this thread.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 20:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott James, you like to have your ass fingered? Thanks for the revelation you fucking freak. And kristen, only a low life white trash skank like yourself would use popularity on a semi blog-like website as a valid reason to disparage someone. Try striving to achieve more in life than sitting around on your cottage cheese ass and posting anecdotes that no one cares about, you stupid ass ugly whore.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:09:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott James, your ability to accomodate a grown man's penis in your ass is enough to make anyone weeep."
Actually, I prefer your mother's finger. Although I won't let her stroke my hair afterward.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This made boredatwork? Wow, my tastes must be really off base.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scott James, your ability to accomodate a grown man's penis in your ass is enough to make anyone weeep.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmn, petty jealousy. It's enough to make a grown man weep.
*sniff*
Congrats on making BAW! :-)
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 16:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
First of all, I am a better writer than this skank. To say that I'm not merely because of the NUMBER of posts I have submitted is faulty logic. Just because I have posted only 11 times on this website does not mean that my writing is limited to that number...it only means I write things other than half-page anecdotes intended to entertain an impatient group of wage slaves. And besides, prolificity, last time I checked, has never been an accurate measure of one's talent.
And, theoretically, let's say I am indeed a worse writer than this whore. Who gives a shit? Since when does not possessing a particular ability dictate that person's ability to critique it? When a sports writer says that Lebron James is overrated, do you immediately question that sports writer's ability to play basketball? When Ebert and Roper give a film two thumbs down, do you question their ability to create their own film?
Your logic is flawed you fucking hos. If this post were written by someone with a 6000+ user rating you morons would be saying the same shit I am...that it sucks dick. Only because your ugly fucking friend wrote this do you give it such rave reviews.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-12 19:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how the hell did this shit make bored at work
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-12 16:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Part of what makes this so funny is, in fact, the so-called "predictable" outcome. We've all been there-maybe not exactly the same thing, but we've all done something a bit spacey that had perhaps an obvious solution. Her story was very relatable and she turned a silly mistake into a cute, funny, and endearing post. People liked it because they could either recall their own similar experience or just because her writing was so eloquent and humorous.
However, Tony, maybe this is just something you cannot relate to. But don't worry: someone will eventually write something you can find applicable and pertinent to your own life...like, I dunno, "I'm a Loser, a Virgin at 42, and No One Loves Me." Keep an eye out for it, you fucking tool.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-12 15:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Montana,
Hey, you smell that? It's coming from over there. Okay, smell now. Smell it?
That's jealousy.
Wipe that jealousy off your ass.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-12 14:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Tony ... Jealous much?
you've written maybe what 11 pieces to her several dozen.
She is a better writer than you are. Grow a set and realize that hot chicks don't find you attractive.
-Turtle
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-12 13:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:15:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
aww Ewika...you wrote a shitty post and based on the fact that your fat ass has been on ubersite for such a long time, your reputation allowed it to get posted on Bored@Work. Good for you and your shitty ass story with a predictable ending I saw a mile away. Well at least you and your pussy ass boyfriend have this post as your lone accomplishment in life. Good work "Ewika"!! pshh...fuck you bitch.
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whoa. what did i do to you?
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry bitch, i meant -2.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
aww Ewika...you wrote a shitty post and based on the fact that your fat ass has been on ubersite for such a long time, your reputation allowed it to get posted on Bored@Work. Good for you and your shitty ass story with a predictable ending I saw a mile away. Well at least you and your pussy ass boyfriend have this post as your lone accomplishment in life. Good work "Ewika"!! pshh...fuck you bitch.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-12 11:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ExplodingGopher - I wasn't driving, I was parked. But you're right, I'm not much of a driver either.
:-)
phoenix
Submitted by ExplodingGopher (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not because you're blonde that you can't drive. It's cuz you're a woman. Sorry.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ZeroControl <zerocontrol.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-11 17:44:10 (#)
Ranking: -1
Anyone else feel like poking their eyes out because of this story? How in the hell did this get on boredatwork.com? I am sorely disappointed that it's come to this.
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Perhaps this is on boredatwork.com because it's actually entertaining, and Phoenix actually put thought into the story, unlike your little reply here. I haven't seen you write anything, bud. How 'bout you do Phoenix and I a HUGE favor... please do poke your eyes out.
Submitted by ZeroControl <zerocontrol.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-11 17:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Anyone else feel like poking their eyes out because of this story? How in the hell did this get on boredatwork.com? I am sorely disappointed that it's come to this.
Submitted by cherrybeer (user info) at 2004-03-11 01:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
happens to my ass all the time... i freak out and start yelling at everyone in the car. But since i dyed my hair blonde, it hasn't happened?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-11 01:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay Erika!!!!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-11 01:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On our way to go see Starksy and Hutch, me and a friend pulled into a convenience store parking lot to get some candy so we wouldn't have to pay those huge movie prices. The movie started in half an hour, so were kinda rushing. Anyway, I pull into the spot, turn off my lights, take off my seatbelt and open the door. My friend is staying in the car. Anyway, I hop out of the car. And it starts moving forward. And forward. And forward. See, right in front of the space was this little 3 foot drop to the parking lot before. I had forgotten to put he goddamn car in park! I jumped inside, and fumbled madly around with my hands trying to find the break pedal. Of course I couldn't. With about a foot of room left I finally got it and was able to turn off the fucking thing.
I'm brunette, too. Fuckame.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-10 17:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i used to be blonde...
now it's fucking dark "UV" purple. i like it
Submitted by J-Mo at 2004-03-10 15:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PLEASE!!! Learn to drive standard. 1. Thi swont happen again. 2. Jeeps are so much more fun when manual
Submitted by FrancescBlandino (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"¡Dooohh!! ¡My car has automatic tranmission and I am blonde !!"
Congratulations. At least some gringo-stuff made me smile at my tropical home in Costa Rica.
PD: Try manual. It doesn´t get stuck, better control and better noise !!!
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gg h4x leet
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Roger <ringo3378.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-10 13:49:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Not sure what's worse, the story, or the fact that you took time out of your obviously busy schedule to write this drivel.
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I'm not sure what's worse - that you don't have a sense of humor or the fact that you took time out of your obviously busy schedule to peruse bored@work and make a spectacle that you don't have a sense of humor.
Submitted by Roger <ringo3378.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-10 13:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not sure what's worse, the story, or the fact that you took time out of your obviously busy schedule to write this drivel.
Submitted by Nosearian (user info) at 2004-03-10 11:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's nothing better than a blonde making fun of herself. Anyone got an idea of what I should write about today?
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-10 11:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-10 10:53:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha... I knew that was going to be the problem... fucking automatic transmissions
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I hate it too, Q. I just bought this car about a month ago after driving a manual for over 5 years. Sometimes I still try to go for the clutch and it's quite a surprise to find that there's not one there....
:::sigh:::
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-10 11:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww arent you a snookums?
Women-Know your limits
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-10 10:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha... I knew that was going to be the problem... fucking automatic transmissions
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-10 06:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewika got BAW!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 06:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've done that before too, only I put the car in park, but there was a bottle blocking it from going all the way. I didn't realize this for a few minutes.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-04 17:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone has stupid moments, don't be too hard on yourself. At least you don't have a mullet. Right?!
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-04 11:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shhhh Kristen. Don't remind me about that. I like to pretend it never happened. hehe
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-03-04 02:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-04 02:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe it was the perm fumes from 10 years ago? Hmmmm?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blondes are evil... actually all women are evil, but that's beside the point. Have a +2 ;-)
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN you Phoenix.
I was trying to forget that I did this too.
I travelled to the States in 95 and they gave me a Lincoln Town car to drive around as the Taurus I had booked was not returned and they didn't have anything else.
Lucky me.
Anyway we stopped in Yosemite to take some photos and getting back into the car the bloody key wouldn't turn.
I walked in to town and got a breakdown guy to come out and put it into park for me and charge me $80.
Yes, I am blonde.
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-03 20:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent post!!
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-03 20:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROLLING ON THE FRIGGING FLOOR LAUGHING MY FRIGGIN ASS OFF POINTING AT THE BLONDE GIRL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-03 19:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Erika ... you sure were not related or somethjing
I have done that before too... well ok not since I started driving a stick shift... but still
-Turtle
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-03-03 18:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It happens to the best of us. At least you didn't leave it running and in drive, only to have it run you over while you were walking towards the store.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-03 17:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HHAHAHAHAH! Dumbass.
nuthin' but luv, yo!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-03-03 16:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teehee....been there!
Submitted by Lynn (user info) at 2004-03-03 15:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IM A BLOND UR JUST JELLUS!!!
just kidding. funny shit.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-03-03 15:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I couldn't remember it was Virgo. I only remember because I saw the picture. Can't find it now though. Love it.
Forget Sideburns though - obviously too young to handle you. Don't know about Manual Boy, but if I had to guess...
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-03-03 15:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, you better believe I've done this too.
I was born blonde, but my hair turned brown after a few years. What does that mean?
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-03 15:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I'll admit it...I've done this before too. It could have been worse though...your car really could have been broken. Then we all wouldn't hear the end of it.
I mean...I love talking to you!
;~)
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-03 14:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story. I am glad your new car is working out for you. Pouting works if there is a knight in shining armor waiting to solve your problems, or if your parents are around.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-03-03 14:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah..thats not so fresh. Don't you just hate it when you have a retard moment.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-03 14:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thinkgin about you causes a problem with my root.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-03 14:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you dont pull tricks like this in bed.
Submitted by Swik (user info) at 2004-03-03 14:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, brain fart.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it was pretty decent. any powder was really chopped up, but nice on the groomed. the moguls kicked my ass.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Justy - I wuv wu. If you ever call my boyfriend a pansy again, I'll poke your eyes out.
Just kidding!
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Being a guy that knows about cars(most guys should, it's the way of the land)the first thing I would have checked is to see if the car was in park.
You don't need that pansy boyfriend around. You need me.
Still want me to move to Reno?
-Justy
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 but, man am i staying out of THIS one!
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HA! We've all been there, but it's just a matter of how we react to the situation. You failed the test.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch - How was the snow?
PukingDog - It's a Virgo sign.
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blondes are fucking stupid. Now maybe the blonde joke trend in society has an effect on me, but I would never date a blonde unless I had to. Something about the hair colour...
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha! The owner's manual?!?!? Is your boyfriend... never mind. You have the Libra tattoo, right? Or is it Virgo?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice blonde moment.
went to squaw sunday. i'm still sore.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-03-03 13:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've done it before and I'm not blonde.