Dear Razor: I Hereby Challenge You, Sir, To A PostDuel (2206 hits)
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Submitted by TaK (View user info) at 2004-03-03 21:26:17 EST
Razor, your latest post on how LOTP copied your idea for UberPulp brought about this challenge. It chaffed me.
Since you plainly have a yearning for competition, I have decided to deliver your just desserts to you in a formal manner. I am in no way trying to rib you or demean you, and this is definitely not a hate post. This is a humor post. Check the category.
I enjoy your writing. I enjoy writing. I enjoy competition. What better way to practice these joys than by challenging the #2 most read author on this, a writing forum, to a formal duel?
In the spirit of your contest-type posts, here's what I have in mind:
1. After reading this, you either accept or decline my challenge.
2. If you accept, you choose the subject and title of the post.
3. We both then have one full week (7 days) to put up on the front page our respective posts, using the title and subject you choose.
4. Scores will be tallied by total ranking of our individual posts, 2 days after their posting. This means that we are both subject to the wrath of Uber. Some jackass may -2 your post 15 times, and +2 mine 15 times, but it's all fair. I want a real Uber rating for this.
5. Winner gets nothing. Loser loses nothing.
(these rules are subject to change if you disagree or have any suggestions)
I'm giving you a head start by allowing you to choose the subject and title. Plus, we all know you are likely to have more reviews given your tenure and talent. So you've got the lead already.
I think that makes it more interesting.
What do you say Razor?
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-19 12:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 21:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who says you'll win, Razor? ;)
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-12 19:14:32 EST (#)
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Ok, cool. Hotmail's up for me now, and no I'm not using a picture.
Hope I haven't worn you out on duels with this whole thing!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-03-12 18:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Razor:
I'll send it to you as soon as hotmail comes up, then you can post monday morning.
By the way, I hope you're not using a picture. I was going to, and then decided it wasn't fair. If you are, let me know, and we can put the pictures together at the bottom. I'd just as soon we didn't though.
Poly, after this, I am going to retire from post duels until UberMarchMadness.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-12 18:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I still get the winner?
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-12 17:55:26 EST (#)
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Yea, it's doing the same to me.
You could either send your post to: mpate.at.premieragency2.com
or we could just wait until Monday. Actually, I think we should wait
until Monday to post them anyway, not as many people will see it if we do it now,
and Teusday and Wednesday would be better days for people to vote than
Saturday and Sunday. As you know, Uber is dead on weekends.
's up to you though.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-12 16:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, hotmail is down, or at least my mail server is...
I have the post finished and ready to go, but I can't mail it.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:50:02 EST (#)
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So are we doing this or what?
Submitted by Captain Foamy at 2004-03-05 21:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fuckers are fucking the uber-duel all up! First you fucking stole it and now your ruining its good name. Don't make the uber-duel lame! And quit being pussies about it. You have to start ripping into each others mothers and grandmothers and dick size and net annual income and so forth. Watch I'll start it off! I will be razor and I will be reffering to Tak! Then Tak can reply to razor and the duel will go from there. The duel goes intil you inflict so much psychological damage on your opponent that they drop out and get a theripist! Ok, here we go!!!
Tak your cocks so small you pee on your balls all the time! When you want to see a real dick you can come check mine out. Its usually pressed firmly on your moms lips when you get off from work, so come straight home. PS, I farted in your ice cube tray!
See nerds, its that simple! Now get to the fucking duel! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-05 19:39:56 EST (#)
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And Razor, why in the hell did you change your name on the Most Viewed list to "In Uber's DogHouse"?
I for one can say I've got nothing against you, and I'm sure the rest of Uber would back
me up when I say that if Uber had a doghouse, we would not rent it out to you!
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-05 18:21:35 EST (#)
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Zoinks Scoob!
Well, mythology's out of the question because I know exactly three doors down from nothing about it.
How the opposite sex thinks/feels is just too scary.
I'm tempted to go with My Wife, The Tramp. But I don't have a wife and firefly's too nice.
"Oranges, Fact or Fiction" would be too hard since I don't have any acid/shrooms laying around.
So The Greatest Invention then. Sounds good to me.
So, if you're in agreeance Razor, by next Friday send your post to
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplane.at.hotmail.com
and I'll post it under the name Razor/TaK. If we both understand the rules and regulations, then:
Let The 7 Days Of Writing Begin!
...Ok maybe that was a little melodramatic but it just kind of flopped out.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-05 15:59:17 EST (#)
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TaK, you decide.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-05 15:46:39 EST (#)
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"Oranges. Fact or Fiction?"
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-03-05 15:39:38 EST (#)
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Why disease? Here are my ideas:
Mythology's Impact on the Modern World
The Greatest Invention
How the Opposite Sex Thinks and Feels
Those are my three ideas. Here's an extra for Billy Madison fans: "My Wife the Tramp."
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:24:12 EST (#)
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Oh, well I geuss you'd just have to take my word for it,
I came up with the title last night. But I understand what
you're saying, that's why originally I wanted you to pick it
so that you could be sure I've not got anything up my sleeve.
I just want us both to be happy with the rules and guidelines
when we actually go to write.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:23:50 EST (#)
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oh fuck it, let's do the disease thing.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:23:35 EST (#)
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JMG, why don't you pick a title? You seem pretty witty and impartial.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:22:21 EST (#)
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I don't think I should pick the title Razor. I'm bad at titles. I mean, nothing I write ever has a good title. But if I come up with something, I'll post it here.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok you pick it Anasie.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor, when TaK thought of this, he offered for you yourself to pick a title. Then you told him to pick it. So, I don't think he's trying to bullshit you. If you guys can't pick a title and agree upon it, then have somebody impartial do it.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:07:00 EST (#)
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Well the only real concern I have is that you thought about a great post you wanted to put up, came up with the title, and then that's what I have to work with.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-05 10:57:21 EST (#)
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Well, it's just the title. You could go as far off the wall as you want,
or if you would like we could choose another.
I just want to hurry up and get it on!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On the topic of disease?
Seems a bit limiting, but why not?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:02:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:53:16 (#)
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Ahh..ok, now I see what Razor meant. He sends me his post and I put mine and his all in one post,
then you all choose which post wins.
That sounds fair enough to me, except then the scoring would have to be by number of votes on
a post other than the overall score.
Razor, if you agree with this, then all we have to do is decide who offers up a title and
the seven days of writing shall commence!
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let the battle begin!
Fight!
Finish him!
Flawless victory!
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Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:54:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you re-read Razor's reply, it makes total sense. He's willing to e-mail you his post. You copy/paste it to the submission screen either above or below your own post and NO ONE BUT YOU TWO WILL KNOW WHICH IS WHICH. People then reply to vote either top or bottom, a or b, 1 or 2 or whatever.
I don't understand the confusion here. Just get on with it.
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THIS WAS MY IDEA, MINE.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 20:23:30 EST (#)
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iddqd, I don't know of the post you're talking about. Sorry if I stole your thunder,
I thought this was an original idea, or else I never would have had the balls to do it.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 20:18:28 EST (#)
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My email address is:
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplane.at.hotmail.com
Yes, I know, I spelled "plain" wrong.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 20:16:50 EST (#)
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Razor, Razor, Razor! Come out, come out! All I need is your compliance.
The title will be: "On The Topic Of Disease"
:You will email me your post within seven days (by next Friday).
:I will create an identity named "Razor/TaK" and display both of our posts under that name.
:Winner will be decided by total votes for either Post A or Post B.
:Only first vote counts from each voter.
:Votes will count until Monday morning at 8:00 a.m., Eastern Time.
:We'll both count total votes. If there are any discrepancies, we will absolve them at that time.
:Hilarity ensues...
What say you?
Submitted by iddqd at 2004-03-04 18:59:53 EST (#)
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bah, i already did this with lisa. she won.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 17:11:28 EST (#)
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Hmm...JMG, I must admit that I've never heard of that. Is it a movie or a book?
I actually got my name from Stephen King's books Desperation and The Regulators. Tak was a demon in both.
Hey Razor, I've got a suggestion. I think the title of our duelpost should be:
"On The Topic Of Disease" What do you think? Has a ring doesn't it?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-03-04 16:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Tak, did you name yourself after Tak: The Hideous New Girl from Invader ZIM?
Post more of your stories. I like them.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-04 13:51:35 EST (#)
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the WINNER is here http://www.ubersite.com/m/26948
sorry Tak, you LOSE
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-04 13:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am sick, vomiting and a fever. You figure out the title, or get someone else to figure it out, if we have seven days then it shouldn't be a problem for me to get time to recover adn then write.
I trust to your discretion in figuring out a title.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-04 13:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, fine... Razor's first GOOD hate post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26910
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-04 12:59:10 EST (#)
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Tak, Great idea.
AJ- ahem: http://www.ubersite.com/m/13696
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-04 10:03:34 EST (#)
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Razor's first hate post....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26910
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 09:16:17 EST (#)
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Ha! Tazor and Rak...that was good...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-04 09:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You could be Tazor and Rak.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:53:16 EST (#)
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Ahh..ok, now I see what Razor meant. He sends me his post and I put mine and his all in one post,
then you all choose which post wins.
That sounds fair enough to me, except then the scoring would have to be by number of votes on
a post other than the overall score.
Razor, if you agree with this, then all we have to do is decide who offers up a title and
the seven days of writing shall commence!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let the battle begin!
Fight!
Finish him!
Flawless victory!
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you re-read Razor's reply, it makes total sense. He's willing to e-mail you his post. You copy/paste it to the submission screen either above or below your own post and NO ONE BUT YOU TWO WILL KNOW WHICH IS WHICH. People then reply to vote either top or bottom, a or b, 1 or 2 or whatever.
I don't understand the confusion here. Just get on with it.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-04 01:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-03-04 01:12:14 (#)
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There is a problem with the Razor/Tak thing. If you make that name, then only one of you can post at a time, leaving the first poster with the upper hand, and or knocking the first post off the front page, leaving the other with less viewing time and prestige. Not sure if that matters to you.
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No they post both stories on the same post, then the people choose one.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-03-04 01:17:59 EST (#)
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Two men enter, one man leaves!
And sorry, the holdup on the UberMadness thing is primarily me. There are a couple of modifications needed to the site to do things the way we were planning and I have had about zero time to make them. Hopefully by this weekend...
Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-04 01:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To late I already challenged everyone to an uber-duel! Including you ass face! Including Tak! Including other nerds and other dorks! Dorks mothers and Nerds Uncles! I challenge them all but no one wants any! I'm monster bad ass that are kiddy grab ass! I'm super sweet they toss their own meat! I could keep keep going but I will stop to let you analyze when and why you started sucking so incredibly bad at life! Captain Foamy, where the duel reigns supreme! http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068953839358116705 also http:www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-03-04 01:12:14 EST (#)
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There is a problem with the Razor/Tak thing. If you make that name, then only one of you can post at a time, leaving the first poster with the upper hand, and or knocking the first post off the front page, leaving the other with less viewing time and prestige. Not sure if that matters to you.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-03-04 01:02:37 EST (#)
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personally i am looking forward to razor's duel with TaK and I would like to say that duels are awesome.
i would like to see more duels on ubersite and i think it would rule if the duels were 'to the death,' meaning that the loser got banned from ubersite. if that were the case, i would immediately challenge everyone ubersite to a duel.
this would awesomely leave me alone to enjoy this wonderful site without the bother of other people - it would be like cartman in the episode of southpark where he got his own themepark.
Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-04 01:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Note: I just out dueled you on your own post! Foamy wins again
Captain Foamy coiner of the uber duel, fucker of grown men's mothers
Submitted by Foamy/ hard evidence at 2004-03-04 00:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rockstar/Pimp at 2004-02-28 22:44:21 (#)
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"Triliad still hasn't come forward to except the uber-duel challenge proposed by Captain Foamy and his sponsor Puma athletic wear! On behalf of everyone at Puma Company your a fat pussy and you fuck midgets! Ugly ones!"
-Not this post is from February 28th- evidence Foamy invented the uber duel
--Note: fucking Triliad has still yet to come forward with his exceptance of the duel!
---Note: I have since challenged every novice on Ubersite to an uber-duel
----Note: Not one uber pussy had the balls to except
-----Note: Captain Foamy's post is available in the search mechanism is you want some
------Note: None of you do because you are lame
-------Note: http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy still bad ass
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-04 00:57:01 EST (#)
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Well, there needs to be an impartial judge maybe to like count up the votes and i dunno decide shit. Maybe that person could also pick the title?
Submitted by Captain Foamy at 2004-03-04 00:50:17 EST (#)
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You fucking faggots you fucking stole my uber duel, changed the name and made it more lame and passed it off as your own! I fucking challenge you fucking both to uber duels! Go ahead tell everyone you ripped me off, do it! I'll fuck your entire families so hard! If you go to the Captain Foamy post you will see that I Captain Foamy lord of the uber duel challenged triliad to an uber duel last week! This is hard evidence that you both sucked my cock hard and left without rinsing your mouths out! Shame uber fags! Rock and cock and roll! Foamy is number one! You are both challenged and will lose terribly your both lame! bring it! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy search for the Captain Foamy uber post if want a real duel! Fucking fags, unbelievible!!!!
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-03-04 00:23:43 EST (#)
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I think you should decide I choose the title, because I rule and I am obsessed with duels.
The topic should be "Why Duels kick ass" and you make extensive reference to Wild West theory [including the foray into Will Smith territory] or you can make extensive reference to why pistols at dawn is sweet. Regardless, the topic should be "Why Duels kick ass."
If everyone agrees on this topic - and they better, or else I will KILL them - then I think I can speak for everyone and say that DUELS KICK ASS.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 00:09:20 EST (#)
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Ok, so
1. We create a new identity: "Razor/TaK" and post under this name.
2. Winner is decided by highest rating.
3. Someone else chooses the title.
How do we decide who chooses the title?
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-04 00:00:24 EST (#)
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Hey, great idea chip!
If Razor complies, I think this is how we should do it. With the whole new identity named "Razor/Tak."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I walk your dogs, Loki? I love huskies.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:42:26 EST (#)
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this is a great idea! i'm with chip on the anonymous(sp?) part though. just both create new profiles (assuming that is allowed by bart) and see who gets the best rating based upon pure skill at writing.
and Razor, i totally sympathize about the nobody getting you. i'm sure i don't get it, but i know how it feels to be misunderstood and have EVERYONE against you.
PS - I'm willing to duel someone, any takers?
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:25:51 EST (#)
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72...I wish I lived there.
It was 43 here today (Toronto) and that's considered warm for this time of year.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:25:43 EST (#)
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Create a new name "RAZOR/TAK" and post both stories w/o saying which is which
So they'll then pick post talented.
Bam, genius, though someone probably suggested this already.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:23:59 EST (#)
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yeah-ah, a CHALLENGE
you'll prolly lose dude, if only cuz of razor's popularity, but have fun
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:21:29 EST (#)
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the loser has to wax my jeep
I mean the snow was fun and all, but it's 72 right now and there is no call for that salt and crap on the road.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:00:10 EST (#)
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Okay, I understand and admire where you're coming from.
However (and I'm pretty sure I speak for more people than just myself), there are people here whose interest has been piqued by all of this, and I know that I want to know who would win without names coming into it. You may have thrown down this gauntlet for your own benefit and purposes, but like it or not it is now an official Public Event. Sorry.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:51:46 EST (#)
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I understand what you're saying.
But this has to be TaK VS. Razor. Or else it won't mean anything.
I'm not going to use his popularity as an out if he wins, that's not the point. I just want a square fight between myself and a more looked-at user. Razor spurred my sides with his earlier post, so I chose him.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:47:58 EST (#)
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I wasn't saying that it would be judged on hits. While I'm sure you'll both deserve the +2's you'll inevitably get, there might be people who would give Razor a higher mark than you simply because he's on MVA, etc. Posting anonymously takes all the elements of possible favouritism out of the equation. Again, unless you want to go into this as the name underdog (which makes me think that you want an out if you lose), you should like the idea of doing it anonymously. It wouldn't be that difficult to set up.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:46:29 EST (#)
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Really it comes down to Razors decision.
Where are you Razor? What is your say?
If this doesn't work between me and Razor, then K.M. you are next in line.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:44:29 EST (#)
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Hm.
I hear all of your points, but I just wanted this to be simple.
He chooses the title and/or the subject, we both write and post under our names within 7 days.
I don't see what difference it will make if it's judged on overall rating, not hits.
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:42:33 EST (#)
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Arr, what the fuck be this shit? Death be a Spanish hooker, and 'er weapon be crabs of the Caribbean!
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:40:58 EST (#)
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I cant wait to see the outcome of this.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:40:53 EST (#)
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I would propose that you find a third party who is willing to take the submissions from yourself and Razor (say, via email) and post them under their username anonymously - that would be one way to do it. I would be willing to do that, as I'm sure would any number of other users.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:38:54 EST (#)
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No, I think it should be set up like Murphy's short story contest, post the stories under a reply - ie - Random Joes, that way the ratings will not be biased. (Granted reply length is now limited)
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:35:33 EST (#)
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Hm. Then what do you suppose we do? Create new names and put up posts with the same title?
I'm not interested in making a new identity. I just wanted a fair posting between me and him.
Fuck hits, I just want to rule this on overall rating.
K.M., if Razor backs out it's you and me buddy.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:34:26 EST (#)
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Good idea. I think you should post anonymously, too.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:33:16 EST (#)
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I see your point, but the flip side to that is that there are going to be people who will vote against Razor because a) he is so popular, and/or b) you are perceived as the underdog.
Plus, if you're serious about competing and you don't just want to hang onto the underdog card as an out in the event that you lose your duel, you should want to do this anonymously so to make it as much of an even match as possible. Let whoever wins win solely on merit.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:32:28 EST (#)
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TaK, if you choose to post these in complete anonymity, it will be worthwhile, but if you choose to post as TaK and he as Razor, you'll lose buddy - I'd like to see this pan out, but if you think you've got a chance you'll lose just by the mere fact of User ID recognition.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:32:19 EST (#)
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Yeah, then you sign up for a hundred accounts and -2 his post. Good work, shithead.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:32:19 EST (#)
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K well, It was a fun idea while it lasted. If you feel like ever taking me up on that then leave a message on a post of mine sometime or something.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:29:42 EST (#)
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But don't you see that's just the point? This will not be fair to begin with. I am the underdog.
That's the fun of it! I have to struggle to beat any post of Razors! It's just a way to cook up some creative juices.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:28:13 EST (#)
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I think that it would be fairer if the two entries are posted anonymously...to keep anyone's personal feelings from interfering with the voting process.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:27:33 EST (#)
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Oh you want some too MickGinny?
Do I have a third in line here?
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:26:55 EST (#)
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Oh, and I know your problem with LOTP was not about competition, I'm just ribbing you.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:26:05 EST (#)
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you will lose.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:24:48 EST (#)
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Ok first:
I'm not signing up for your contest because this is not your contest. This is a challenge to a duel. It is outside and apart from anything else on Uber.
2: If you only want to choose a title and not the subject, that's fine. It's up to you.
3: You choose the title, or the title and subject, or no game.
4: I couldn't post anything anonymously (sp? I'm drunk), and plus I think it would be cooler if we both just posted from our own accounts on the scheduled day.
5: Winner wins nothing, loser loses nothing.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:20:16 EST (#)
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Ok, so what the fuck was that Razor, I am confused, I missed that completely.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:16:15 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure having over 6500 users and barely a portion of them post something decent - it's not mind boggling why nobody gets it Razor. Will there be a link put up some where when the stories are posted?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:14:29 EST (#)
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Eanie meanie miney mo, I wonder how this contest will go.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:13:38 EST (#)
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Two more things:
It's chafed, not chaffed.
And the problem I had with LOTP is not about competition. Nobody seems to fucking get it.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:12:20 EST (#)
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Suggestions:
1. Go sign up for this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/25038
2. Title only - no subject. If one of us goes funny and the other serious, that would be interesting.
3. Let someone else choose the title.
4. I'll email you my post, you post both of them together anonymously, and let people vote top or bottom. Or I'll post them both. I don't care.
5. Winner gets nothing. Loser loses nothing.
(word)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:08:03 EST (#)
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Hell yeah, it's on like Donkey Kong.
I want a good clean, fight.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:06:26 EST (#)
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Challenge accepted.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:05:40 EST (#)
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Just let me know at some point, I will be around.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:00:27 EST (#)
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Cool. I was hoping the "duel" idea hadn't been done before.
We'll wait and see if Razor responds, and if he doesn't, then me and you will do it K.M.
Either way is cool with me. In fact, it would be cool if other users were to use this
idea and challenge people themselves.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:58:23 EST (#)
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No, they were just given a list of titles, and a bunch of people wrote them, or something. Nobody ever issued a personal challenge like this.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:57:51 EST (#)
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I know, it seems truly genuine of you, but he wouldn't play that shit. If he accepted it, I am sure it would only be on equal grounds. But the offer stands, if you wanted to do this, or even open this up for other people participate, I am the first one in line.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:57:43 EST (#)
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Ah shit, you said someones done this before?
Dammit, I knew I should have searched first for posts of this nature.
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:56:19 EST (#)
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Yeah, if Razor doesn't respond to this, I would love to join in if y'all are planning something. Maybe Razor just hasnt seen the post yet. We need to keep reviewing on here and getting people to read this and get it onto the most heated list where Razor and all of Uber interested in the results will see it.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:56:16 EST (#)
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Hm. I hear you K.M., but my intention was to give Razor the high hand to begin with.
Though I am open to all suggestions or solutions as to how this should play out.
Razor where are you?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:55:26 EST (#)
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The more freedom the better, I think the title should be the only thing clearly defined, no topic.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-03 21:54:45 EST (#)
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This challenge is so Fuckin cool!!!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:54:04 EST (#)
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I think a third party should make the call. It would be an effort in ascribing something to the title, a body of words, and that is pretty much what appealed to me. If i were to give the title, then I would already have some sort of perception of what I wanted to say, no matter how rough or subliminal. If someone picked a decent title, like, anything other then "Why it isn't good to be sexually attracted to your grandma" (or some other variation, as was given out the last time people did this) then I would totally be down for it.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:53:37 EST (#)
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Hmmmmmmn, I'm still dubious about this, but I'll give you a +2 for stating your intentions clearly.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:52:22 EST (#)
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Answers:
1. Yes.
2. To have fun through two UberUsers posting something in a friendly competitive way.
3. I'm hoping to have a little fun and in turn mayhap provide Uber with some at least "OK" posts to read.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:49:35 EST (#)
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Three questions:
1. Is there any point to this other than to antagonise Razor? Yes or no.
2. If the answer to the above question is "yes", then what is it?
3. What are you hoping to accomplish by "calling out" Razor like this an episode of Monday Night Raw?
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:47:01 EST (#)
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Hey, hey, hey!!
Really K.M.?
If Razor doesn't reply to this, then how about me and you go round for round? You can still choose the topic and title.
I just think this would be fun. It would lend more of a barbaric kind of competition to posts. And I think it could cause some people to find inspiration who have not seen any in a long time.
Whattaya think?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:43:52 EST (#)
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and if he doesn't, I will take up his challenge. I am in the mood for this type of thing actually.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:42:14 EST (#)
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Thanks all. This means that if he accepts, I'll at least have you guys read the results.
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:41:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:32:27 (#)
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How about if I just said:
"What did the five fingers say to the face?!? SMACK!!! I'm Rick James Bitch!"
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that would be most acceptable, and funnier too. +2 again for that.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:38:03 EST (#)
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This was a really awesome idea.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great, I love it!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:35:41 EST (#)
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I am interested in this, too, if thats possible.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:35:32 EST (#)
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Ooooo... this is gonna be good.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:34:10 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday Burns!
You know, we should probably be BurnBrothers. I have burns not much unlike your own.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:33:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:29:15 (#)
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Go Tak Go Tak It's yo birthday!
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My birthday's in three days.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:32:27 EST (#)
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How about if I just said:
"What did the five fingers say to the face?!? SMACK!!! I'm Rick James Bitch!"
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:31:09 EST (#)
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This should be interesting.
And you forgot to slap him with a white glove while saying "I hereby challenge you, sir, to a duel".
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:30:23 EST (#)
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Thanks guys, I only hope Razor understands this is only in fun.
And to help him quit smoking...I know that must suck...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:29:15 EST (#)
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Go Tak Go Tak It's yo birthday!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-03 21:28:07 EST (#)
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Drop the motherfucking gauntlet!