Camwhoring (4867 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: -0.24 on 147 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-03-03 22:16:35 EST
I have been posting that fucking ugly guy as me for a while now, but since I don't really care if you people know what I looked like, I figured I may as well camwhore myself so at least you can see what you are up against.
User Reviews
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-28 11:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lordofthepost i would have to disagree with you, not one of squattail's post has been unfunny, and i laugh my ass off with all of them (especially "shoop da whoop")
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:26:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think maybe you should be called pizzahut instead of me, since you have got enough pepperoni on that ugly head of yours, enough cheese on that ugly bitches head, and she probably has a lot of yeast to make dough out of
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This comment alone made me laugh so fucking hard. I was in tears for a good five minutes. +2 For best review ever.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by WheresWally (user info) at 2005-07-11 07:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
urh
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-12-09 19:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have long eyelashes.
I'm jealous.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-29 06:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
really nice teeth tho.
Submitted by shiznat at 2004-10-29 06:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck. The only thing that could make her uglier is to be covered with your acne.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-29 06:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Twins?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-29 05:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Long lost brothers -
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1099041584982527992/1/ME.JPG
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-29 05:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1099041584982527992
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that bitch looks like a shitbag cum guzzler who just got tittie fucked and mauled by a black bear.
gruesome, indeed.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love it
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-09 22:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, that girl is fucking gross.
But in all honesty, Squatty really doesn't look bad. Sure he had a lot of acne and shit, but he has a nice face overall. And I'm not gay either.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-04-18 15:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty, but the teeth..
You could buy those Crest White Strips.
Yeah.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She has nice eyes, there's more to life than looks. So did you get some?!
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-03-12 14:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woha. You have balls. Once the acne clears you'll probably look better then most of the people insulting you on this thread here.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-11 14:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just for the balls of this photo. if i looked like the son of swamp-thing then i certanly wouldnt have the nerve.
Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-09 08:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
damn you a ugly motherfucker and co
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-09 03:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I wouldn't be
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-03-08 23:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lose the acne and you'd be cute
Submitted by ScumBucket (user info) at 2004-03-08 19:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IM SCARED... and i though mickey mouse was the scariest thing I ever saw
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-03-08 11:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Check out his other reference to this...now that shit is funny.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-03-08 11:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn dude, your girl looks like a hyena...or a shark. I dunno what, but holy shit. Pure evil seeps from her beady eyes.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27177
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-03-08 10:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Correction - ugly, fucked up, spotty, greasy, puss filled mug.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-08 09:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA
Can we all say-Typical Internet Geek.
Jesus, I feel sorry for you dude, I really do.
+2 for having the balls to post your mug on the net.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-03-08 09:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. A woman whos had her mouth swapped with that of a horse. Amazing.
And a guy who been shot in the face repeatedly with a BB gun.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-03-08 08:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-03-08 08:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I got to this post late, but I just gotta say, she looks like she hunts and eats small, herbivorous creatures.
+2 for dating girl that looks like a velociraptor.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-08 04:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get over it, you are jealous. Anyway, that isnt patrick's sister, she only has one older sister who looks pretty much the same.
Submitted by zeppelin (user info) at 2004-03-08 03:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That bitch is ugly. I'm 16 and still a prude, because I'd rather watch porn than blow money on shitty dates and dances out of desparation. You have no shame.
Submitted by SonofLiberty (user info) at 2004-03-07 19:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit i think i know you
are you patricks sister?
dude, that'd be weird
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-03-07 19:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just made me vomit in my own mouth.
Submitted by codered1357 (user info) at 2004-03-07 18:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for your British girlfriend
Damn they need like an airdrop of floss...
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-07 17:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anyone who looks half-decent can score at least an 8 on hotornot. OH MAN YOU ARE AN UGLY PAIR. I'm really not trying to be mean here, but the two of you are frighteningly butt-ugly.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-07 16:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aww c'mon, you can admit it, you voted them all yourself
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-03-07 13:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha im a 9.6, bitch.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-07 06:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, just so you know what OTHERS think of me, here is my hotornot pic, just vote to get a score:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GRALEUG&key=MWV
At time of posting, I am on a 7.6
Submitted by throbgod13 (user info) at 2004-03-07 04:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.. and how the human animal has resisted the urge to eat their own young is fully realized in that picture..
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-03-07 03:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Frightening...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-07 03:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got a pretty good score on hotornot.com
Submitted by Theava (user info) at 2004-03-07 02:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck are you kidding, how is this any less ugly than any picture you could have posted previously?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-07 01:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to +2 this just for the hilarious American obsession with dental hygiene.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-06 18:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow, you people are cruel. The chick is really really pretty if you place your hand directly beneath her eyes. Try it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-06 17:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't care if this is really squattail or not. it's just too funny.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27082
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-03-06 17:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I nominate this for "Ugliest picture ever posted on Ubersite".
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-03-06 16:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that chicks looks like she has down syndrome AND brushes her teeth with butter. Uhh. Nasty.
-BongZilla
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-06 16:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I literally gasped when I saw this picture. My teeth curled back to form this horrible grimace of disgusting fascination. Christ, I ain't no beauty, but you are the UGLIEST motherfuck I have EVER seen, and your girlfriend there looks like she just blew a fucking yellow popsicle. Seriously, I hope she can give a good blowjob, because that's her only saving grace. Not that you'll be getting any, I'm sure she's afraid of popping some of your inevitable dick-pimples. Jesus Christ man, and you made fun of ME on my naked post. Holy mother of fuck.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-03-06 09:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Her head looks odd....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-06 03:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-06 03:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
excuse me? are you hopped up on crack?
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-06 00:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for the chick shes kinda hot
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-06 00:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so do you
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-03-05 16:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn squattail, your boyfriend has an acne problem
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-03-05 16:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's see...I squinted a kinda shook my head a little and your acne cleared
up and you looked like an alright decent guy.
This did not work on your date though...so I drank a six pack and tried the
squinty thing. Still no dice. I started in on some tequila before I decided
that I'd have to be a blind motherfucker before I'd do her.
Then I thought that over...I'd have to be blind and drunk and then maybe I'd
do her.
She kinda reminds me of Chelsea Clinton after she sucked all the spermicide
off my condom.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-03-05 16:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Shit...I didn't rate this yet.
So, here ya go.
Submitted by K-Fresh (user info) at 2004-03-05 16:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh...don't tell me you guys wouldn't pork her! You know you would. If you think you've got better girlfriends, post their pics.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHa.
Wow. That girl has some yellow teeth.
~Phoenix
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ILL HAVE TO ASK MY MANAGER
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT YOU ARE AN UGLY MOTHER FUCKER AND SO IS SHE
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Now I have an answer to the question I asked you on the "Mad Lib" post.
I could Photoshop that acne off your face if you'd like, but I don't think there's any hope for your date. That is one unattractive girl. My lord...
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That girls teeth are yellower than Queen Ashlee's.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Neutrogena works well.
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ill have a cheese burger and chips when you are ready.
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-03-05 01:10:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
where I used to hate you I now just pitty you...
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hahah
It looks like beauty and the beast,,,,,and I dont see no beauty.
With looks acne like that your fully qualified to work in McDonalds.
Submitted by farmerboy (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahaha.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-05 05:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about lordofthepost
User id: 5014
Registered on or around: 2004-01-17 22:48:31
# Messages posted: 108
# Reviews written: 11939
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1
# Hits: 14
Average rating of all messages: -1.62
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-05 01:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, you're "betting" me. So you can actually write good posts but you aren't because your a rebel? Is that it???
HA HA HA HA you fucking fruitloop
Now I will bitch slap you, this strike will cause several zits on your cheek to pop, this chain-reaction will then cause every zit on your face to erupt at the same time, the acne will leak straight to your brain and kill you instantly
The only thing that could save you is by having vagina lips to the right of you suck the puss out through your nose before it can reach your brain.
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-03-05 01:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where I used to hate you I now just pitty you...
Submitted by WilliamCain (user info) at 2004-03-05 00:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy mother of mercy...
but no matter what they say, you really do have the marbles, my friend, so +2 for you...
jeez...
bs
Submitted by Bennywild (user info) at 2004-03-05 00:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look positively evil.
And I love the insults in the reviews.
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-03-04 23:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, that chick is rough. I seriously hope you didn't get with her. You've certainly got some balls putting that picture up. +2 for that. -1 for not photoshopping her out and putting in a Victoria's Secret model instead.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-04 23:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
where do you get balls to post such a ugly picture of your self.. jesus man... ohh god...
we need to have like (UPS) UGLY SPAM software installed on this biatch of a site...
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-04 23:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU ARE UGLY.
and i am ugly and i find you ugly.. you must be like extra mega fuckin superman fuckin hydogen bomb stupid ugly...
jesus man.. RUN TO CVS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
jesus christ...
*i really hope that, that's not you... omg.. u are UUUUU GGGGG LLLLL YYYYYY...
ohh god.. i am feel like pucking now..
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 20:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am sure you are very ugly
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-03-04 17:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorta grateful I started and ended puberty early, but the back hair is really getting ridiculous
Submitted by cherrybeer (user info) at 2004-03-04 16:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
omg.. too funny... you guys are mean.. i'll give u points dude.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-03-04 12:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-04 11:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's the cute girl with the yellow teeth?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-04 11:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, you seem defensive enough to make me belive that this is you...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-04 10:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you got mascara on?
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-04 10:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After your acne clears up you will be a good looking kid. Try Proactiv, it works, my parents have a childrens home for kids from difficult home situations and I give the ones with zits that stuff. It always works.
I am guessing this is shenanigans though, because you said it is from your church social. I cannot picture you at a church social except maybe a Methodist one. Methodist kids have filthy mouths.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 09:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, she is a bit of a dog
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 09:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I posted my pic for you, so am I allowed to judge?
Diagnosis: Ugly.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is a cold sore, it isn't lipstick
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude you lipstick isn't on right.
Who's the ugly guy you are with?
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm... your ass musta been sore for awhile.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, she didn't shit, we ended up humping all night, it was beautiful
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you had to leave early that night because she shit on the floor.
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, looks like it froze up on me too, lol
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just camped your own post 3 times, and you bitch at others?
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever...at least I didn't suffer the humilitation of taking my ugly cousin to the prom.
Go wash your face.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking ubersite
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am just glad there is a good motorcyclist fatality rate
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am just glad that there is a 10% chance of you motorcyclists crashing for each year you ride.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am just glad that there is a 10% chance of you motorcyclists crashing for each year you ride.
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:06:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
fair its all personal preference
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Don't get me wrong, I think they look good. I saw some fine looking V-Rods at Sturgis last year. Vance & Hines has a set of pipes that give it a good Harley sound, you may want to look into it. I just found it was a bit uncomfortable for me.
Squat, go change your fucking pad. You might want to let your girlfriend go outside to pee before you leave for special ed class. Keep her leashed, she looks like a car chaser.
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you camped your own fucking post, replying to every review, just fuck off
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a bunch of homos, who the fuck talks about cars anyway, unattractive people, stfu and stop camping my post
Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fair its all personal preference
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:54:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
i drive a harley davidson to be honest
its a v-rod vrsca 2003 edition its silver and black and it would kick your ass.
ill tell you what ill post a picture of me cos i can handle criticsm.
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I test drove a V-Rod, hated it. Bought the FXD instead.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lord of the shit:
10$ says I could post 5 posts in a row, each higher than a +1 and with an average higher than +1.5,
so there goes your shitty little "i am better than you" drive
Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i drive a harley davidson to be honest
its a v-rod vrsca 2003 edition its silver and black and it would kick your ass.
ill tell you what ill post a picture of me cos i can handle criticsm.
Submitted by tom <captain_smee.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-04 06:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a shit lord, a nerdy piece of shit. nobody likes your lame ass post. -2 for you.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
obviously I am male, but if you are too cowardice to log in MUCH LESS actually submit YOUR picture, then you are a piece of shit anyway who cannot judge
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not -2ing you because I don't believe in flaming-
Face reality kid, NOBODY and I'm pretty sure it goes without saying nobody likes your posts, because they are shit. Maybe you're just angry at the fact that you cannot write, maybe you have some molestation issues you need to work out with your dad, either way you're negative rating does not lie. I "Excrete" my posts because people enjoy reading them, I'm not in it for self-flattery but this is not a site to go and write crap and expect people to be "nice" to you anyway. When I get positive ratings, I can feel confident that there are people who appreciate my story. When I get -2's from the likes of someone like you, who cannot even get their ratings above a freaking ZERO, it's almost comical. It's like the bum telling the rich man that his car is a piece of shit.
What are you driving asshole? Right now your posts represent a Dodge Dart. Maybe, just maybe if you work hard at it, you could concentrate less on critisizing and more on how NOT to suck
Submitted by tom at 2004-03-04 06:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you that greasy thing or that manly thing eaither way your fucking butt ugly.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
now you are just cmaping my post, faggot
you haven't contributed anything, and you are still a coward
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
on a positive note, you do have nice teeth, but maybe they just look so white in comparison to the blue meany standing next to you
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
woops, -2
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Face it squat, you are an ugly mother, your woman is an ugly ho/rancid cheese factory. If you posted this expecting people to say you are hot, then you are not in touch with reality, go check out a fucking mirror for christssake.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gellieman and Aicha finally meet.
Ack! OXY 10 used to work, OXY 5 was too weak I found.
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, squattail gets bad ratings because of "faggots like you". I got a bad rating because of a "faggot" like him. http://www.ubersite.com/m/26927
PS, is "faggot" even a valid insult any more?
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pizzahut, stop it. You made him cry.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My ratings are always bad because of faggots like you, not because of the quality of my work. And since you won't post your own pic, I guess that just means you are a very insecure individual
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, you "excrete" every 12 hours yourself, and none of your "work" is any good, that is why your ratings are always so bad
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I write plenty, my work is tonnes better than your total posts which you excrete every 12 hours
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you just bitter because nobody fucking likes you? Well posting a picture of your sandblasted face and your cottege cheese girlfriend doesn't help cockmaster. This has got to be the worst picture I've seen yet.
Before you ask me "Where's your picture" Shut the fuck up, I don't need to camwhore, I come here to WRITE and READ, you should try it sometime rather than put up the shit you've been putting up
And before you try to argue you'll get an immediate kick in the nuts with the fact that You're ratings suck ALL the time - wake up and write something dork
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, it wouldn't matter how I look, neither me, or anyone else who views this post could possibly be uglier than that. That is a proof, I don't even need to bother posting my pictures.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, shut the fuck up, I haven't seen your picture either. Shithead poet posted his ugly face, and he got cut down, so why don't you step up and post YOUR photo? Not some shit you found of google image search either.
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that is probably what goatse and tubgirl look like if they turned around
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think maybe you should be called pizzahut instead of me, since you have got enough pepperoni on that ugly head of yours, enough cheese on that ugly bitches head, and she probably has a lot of yeast to make dough out of
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ugliest fuck in the world
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are the
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL
i ma sure she does eat a lot of cheese. she probably produces a lot of it as well
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you should see me without my makeup
Submitted by BikerRob <evil_biker_rob.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-04 04:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lighten up, Squat. At least I didn't mention that it looks like someone beat you in the face with a steel wire brush.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 04:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by BikerRob <evil_biker_rob.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-04 04:49:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
A Christmas gift suggestion for your girlfriend:
A toothbrush"
thankyou for your suggestion, but I will probably just buy her more cheese, she loves that
Submitted by i_have_a_hidden101_fetish (user info) at 2004-03-04 04:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, you've got something on your face.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 04:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Very funny, where is your picture?
Submitted by BikerRob <evil_biker_rob.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-04 04:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A Christmas gift suggestion for your girlfriend:
A toothbrush
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 04:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Behold, Captain Acne and his sidekick, Pearhead.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 04:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm, too sexy for you turds
too sexy for you turds,
so sexy it hurts my 11"er
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-04 02:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a girl?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-03-04 01:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 only counts if the picture is really of you.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm with quack.
Do it.......
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank God I have clear skin.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope a cam whore has tits and bits that you sure don't have.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
tomfoolery, i say!
almost definitely not you. until you post a pic of you holding a sign that says "i am squattail from ubersite," i wont believe you. sorry.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-03-03 23:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my fucking Christ.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
one word....
frightening.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Plenty of people post their pics on this site, it is not like I am worried if people know what I look like. The other one, the "all I want for christmas is a football made out of human skin.jpg" was meant to be a joke, that is why I left the file name as I found it. This is just one of the photos I had at the church social ball (I am older now though, this was almost a year ago).
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've done this to confuse surely.
I don't believe that's you.
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That girl reminds me of the "blue meanies" from the movie yellow submarine by the beatles...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude, you need like that clearasil shit. thats just wrong.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Camwhores get a positive rating in my book because that takes nerves.
Also, I'm surprised you're young. For some reason, I imagined you as some really angry 65 year old guy.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like I've lost the zittiest face on ubersite award.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not my mom, just my date for the evening, I barely even know her
Submitted by Yes at 2004-03-03 22:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you AND your mom there...
....in the pooper.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Which one are you, the ugly one? Oh wait.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How long has she been a smoker? Christ - the teeth.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-03 22:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sweet mother of merciful donkey shitting ass ra- that's not you.