Here you go, squattail. (586 hits)
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Submitted by antiLemming (View user info) at 2004-03-04 04:57:29 EST
Here's my picture, buddy. It was only a headshot so I decided a poorly drawn body would help the overall effect.
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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-03-04 16:03:30 EST (#)
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Err.... good picture. Reminds me an awful lot of a big black faceless blob.
Consider one where we can actually see your face?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:59:49 EST (#)
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maybe that is just scarring I can see then
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:40:36 EST (#)
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Yeah, that was taken about 8 months ago. Turning 17 really brought an end to my acne. Live on, Captain Acne, live on.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:31:52 EST (#)
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you got a lot of zits, i can see them through the shadows
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:27:38 EST (#)
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They are both. I'm an incredibly buff guy who gets knifed a lot.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-04 07:23:29 EST (#)
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Are those stitches or a six pack?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 06:50:55 EST (#)
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get over it pizzaslut, you can't even spell my name properly, CTRL+C, CTRL+V, simple as that
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:20:32 EST (#)
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you are a shitbox squailtal
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:19:07 EST (#)
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Didn't they teach you about free verse, or any poetry for that matter, at the Superhero Academy?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:17:12 EST (#)
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yes they do, otherwise it isn't a poem, it is just a bunch of words
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:14:55 EST (#)
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...and not all poems rhyme. Dick.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:08:28 EST (#)
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Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry
that bit maybe
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:05:26 EST (#)
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It's a song, you caps lock-challenged twat. There's a difference in the conventions used; if it were a poem, rhyming and rythm would be more important to create effect. Which part of "funk/groove song" suggested to you that it was a poem?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 04:58:18 EST (#)
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I am just glad this knocked your shitty poem off the front page, now people won't have to be exposed to such shit