Bill Clinton on the Freeway (Fact or Fiction) (690 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.5 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rick Avery <dazd1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-04 14:11:34 EST
Last Saturday night I was driving home from the Bay area after a party and my wife starts to get a little crazy. She asks me if anyone had ever given me a BJ while I was driving? I have had offers before while taking various girlfriends in the past to Reno and such but always started thinking about the horror stories I have heard about couples that have done that and ended up wreaking.
Anyway, feeling like I may be missing out on something that I have never tried before, I agree. She gets busy and I suddenly feel my attention leaving the road and concentrating on my member. Then as we start to get closer to a Semi, reality sets in and I begin to think about the horror stories again. I get this vision of me blowing just as I get behind this truck and having an accident and suddenly this doesn't seem like a good idea but I don't say anything and I keep on going. Then as we pull alongside the cab of the truck I think "What if this guy/gal looks down and sees then decides to call the CHP?" I can just see getting pulled over and trying to get my pants back up before the officer gets to the car. Just then this idiot blows his horn and scares the shit out of me.
Eventually we get further down the road and I relax and my mind starts to drift from the road again. Suddenly there is this CHP getting on the freeway from an onramp and I start to freak. I just knew that the truck must have called them and they were waiting for me. I tell my wife. "Umm I think we have a problem." She looks up and sees the CHP is pulling away from us and just laughs and goes back to work. I again get this vision of me blowing and loosing control of the car. I could see it now. The car would end up in a ditch and I would be stuck while the CHP, Fire Dept and everyone else that wanted a good laugh would be there using the jaws of life to get me out of the car with my pants around my ankles.
Anyway we finally got home after a 2 hour drive and I was so nervous that I never got off. (Of course this could only happen to me.) Then if it wasn't bad enough, my wife is tired and wants to go to sleep the minute we get home. I spent the rest of the night frustrated and wondering if anyone else actually did this and had an accident or were the stories I heard just BS. (One that was funny NOT one that anyone got hurt.)
I used to see people doing stuff like this all the time when I used to drive a Semi across country. Made for some interesting conversations on the Radio about people getting caught but never knew if any of it was true or not. Has anyone ever heard anything?
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-18 15:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blah blah blah.
Why didn't you just pull over?
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-12 17:48:45 EST (#)
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In response to
your a fag,
Lets see you posted this a while back and IM a fag?? ROFL
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26480
Good I love it when people make comments like this ROFLMAO!!!!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-12 17:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-12 17:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a fag.
Submitted by TomminyCrap (user info) at 2004-03-04 17:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loki is right.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-03-04 17:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't that illegal?
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-04 15:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OHHH MANNN Ouch!! That actually went through my head a couple of times too. Was hoping that I didnt have to hit the brakes real hard. Yikes!!
Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny, I almost ran over a family of Raccoons when my ex did that to me for the first time. But here is a horror story for you given to me by a dispatch officer.
Long story short a man caused a 3 car accident on the highway, when the officers had gotten there he was dead but they noticed that not only was he not wearing a seat belt but his pants were down and he was missing something. The woman that was in the car had just about coked to death since she had aparently bit his cock off when he wrecked and had semi swallowed it. She was revived and later charge with 2nd degree manslaughter.
Now that sucks.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26196#409615
I thought you were oh so concerned about "laws".
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
RB I am going to have to disagree, the rush of adrenaline while driving fast and not wanting to get caught combined with the normal greatness of a BJ is twice as good.
Author good story, just make paragraphs by spacing it out with lines between.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
its got substance and thats important for beginners. keep em coming. welcome to uber.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That was a rambling waste of my time.
Submitted by THEillONE (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Your mom gave me great head once.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Road Head is overrated. Who wants to have to pay attention to the road when you're getting head? I just pull over, blow my load and then make her drive as i nap.