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Category: NoneRating: -0.84 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TomminyCrap (View user info) at 2004-03-04 21:31:35 EST
i'm new, so one of you has to explain everything to me. do it now.
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't mind these assholes, they just don't understand your talent.
Welcome to Ubersite.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You want me to explain how to uber, eh? Ok, here you go.
Step One: Run yourself a nice, warm bath.
Step Two: Take your computer, plug it into your bathroom plug. If your feeling frisky, plug in your radio as well.
Step Three: Turn the radio and computer on.
Step Four: Throw them in the tub.
Step Five: Step in, one foot at a time.
Step Six: Die.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the rating you asked for.
I don't really understand the concept of negative numbers, but I'm trying.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-03-05 10:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-05 10:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
u suck
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You want me to explain everything to you? Everything?? Okay, here goes.
How much do you suck? Let me count the ways...
1)You have the word "Crap" in your ID. Bad idea.
2)You mislead the good folks here at uber that this was going to be an awesome post with your title.
3)This post was worse than a bag of shit.
A. It was only one sentence long.
B. Going back to the shit, it was worse than Taco Bell eater's shit.
C. You didn't capitalize anything. This works for iddqd, but not for you.
4)You're obviously expecting a handout. Get fucked.
5)You gave yourself a +2 at the bottom.
6)You said that if anybody put this below a 2 you would kick their asses. How can you kick our asses when you don't know who we are?
7)Your ratings don't count, leave it at a 0 and stop trying to be misleading.
8)Your mother obviously smoked crack and drank while you were a fetus.
9)I'm sorry, I'm just remembering what the last Taco Bell shit I had was and imagining this post swimming around in there.
10)You said, "do it now." Don't ever, EVER tell anyone at Ubersite what to do and when. We do what we want, when we want.
There's more, but those are just the top ten. Keep these things in mind and make a better post next time. Content, content, content. Your posts have to have substance and you should only post once a day. Don't be controversial just to be controversial. That's what asshats do. I'm going to give you zero this time because it's your first post, but if you ever post something like this runny diarrhea of a post again I will shit on your face.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll explain it all to you.
You suck at life, nothing will ever get better for you, and you'll be doing both yourself and the world a favor by putting taking that bottle of sleeping pills and washing it down with a quart of whiskey.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-05 07:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One must consult http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ religiously each week incase it's been updated.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-03-05 02:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you couldn't be bothered to learn by watching. you had to go and throw feces to get attention.
you don't deserve to be here.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-03-04 22:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bring it.
Submitted by Bennywild (user info) at 2004-03-04 22:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You already made a mistake. Simply lurk and find things out. Don't ask for help. Uberusers can smell fear...
...and bacon!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-04 22:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shoot yourself in the head with a big gun. there.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 22:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you are new though, I think this is new account for flame post
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-04 22:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can submit anything you like, but if you ever get more than 5x -2s in a row on any of your posts, you get banned for life.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you meant below a +2....sorry
Submitted by Flacco (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're about to have -2's rained down on you. let me start.
Also,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18983
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have no idea why this made me laugh. I'm such a fuck.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You submit something worth reading, it can be funny, political, whimsical, anything really.
Then you wait until people review it.
If you get three -2's in a row you must kill yourself.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TomminyCrap (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin right. anybody putz this below a 2 i'm going to kick their asses.