When In Doubt, Exploit A Retarded Black Midget. (1119 hits)
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Submitted by DyerBm (View user info) at 2004-03-05 06:48:39 EST
Throughout history there have been several black hero's in America. They can range from such remarkable men like Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, to women like Rosa Parks and Michael Jackson. It is thanks to these people that we can now share this country together, hiding our prejudices while in front of each other.
Was has saddened me over the years is our neglect as Americans to appreciate one of the most influential black men of our time. A man that has overcome more prejudice's than any other person. A man that has succeeded in areas where most others have crumbled.
A man that is the true symbol for what America not only is, but what it is becoming. Beetlejuice, I salute you!
Beetlejuice, otherwise known as Lester Green, can undoubtedly be regarded as one of the greatest guests ever on the Howard Stern show. Therefore placing him on the list of great black American hero's. What you ask qualifies him as a black American hero? Well let me tell you, it doesn't take much, but let's start with his charisma and outstanding ability to be dwarf tossed professionally.
Beetlejuice has appeared several times on Howard Stern's radio show to compete in the games. As you would expect from any black American hero, while on the show his main purpose is to be the target of demeaning jokes focused at his retardation. Difficult question's on all topics of life are directed at beetlejuice in the breaks between the tossing. And as you would guess, his mighty wit and pimp-like charisma conquer each one.
Let's not get sidetracked and forget that the second reason he's a black American hero, is because he love's to smoke weed. Beetlejuice has not only smoked with snoop dawg, but he has stared in some of snoop's classic films like *midgets doggy style* and other great films like *It's hilarious to watch midget's fuck!* Beetlejuice is not only a pimp with mojo flowing from his every word, but also one of the greatest black American hero's ever!
What guarantees him a spot in the black American hero's hall of fame is his love for alcohol abuse. Beetlejuice has been arrested because of alcohol related problems more time's than I can even count on my entire body. This make's him awesome at being not only a retarded midget, but also at being a retarded midget that gets dwarf tossed professionally. Beetlejuice has even been known to be seen out partying with other celeb's like Bart!
This next February, when your thoughts are consumed by how awesome BET is, remember this black American hero. He is great and our lives would lack the passion and extravagant array of stupidity he bestows upon us if we were without him.
This is my tribute to you Beetlejuice! We love you!
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Submitted by Bennywild (user info) at 2004-03-05 13:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh...it was OK
Beetlejuice is mildly funny. Just exploitation humor.
But I liked the delivery. +1
And, yes, I am Nostalgic for that era of Nickalodeon
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-03-05 08:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're gonna write about Beetlejuice, you gotta write about Manfred. He was a black manaquin that Allen Strange (that alien kid from the TV show with the same name) could bring to life by shooting i-don't-know-what into him. Stupid, but funny somehow. Who misses that era of Nickleodeon?
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-03-05 06:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a picture of beetlejuice with bart that didn't show up for some reason.