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Remember Mad Libs? (779 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by audjgirl (View user info) at 2004-03-05 09:38:49 EST


Everyone loves a Mad Lib--so here do one.

Place
Action ending with -ing
Action
Adjective
Place
Adjective
Famous Person
Action
Action ending with an -ed
Action ending with an -ed
Another Famous Person
Action ending with -ed
Action
Noun
Action
Noun
Place
Person of Authority

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At PLACE, I sat idly ACTION ENDING WITH -ING. I decided to ACTION
on the internet. Being so ADJECTIVE at PLACE, it seemed like a(n)
ADJECTIVE idea. I had heard FAMOUS PERSON had invented the internet,
but I didn't ACTION it. I had ACTION ENDING WITH -ED on TV and watched
as they ACTION ENDING WITH -ED with DIFFERENT FAMOUS PERSON. But back
to the point now. I ACTION ENDING WITH -ED to Ubersite and tried to
ACTION, but I don't really have NOUN to ACTION. So I did a NOUN instead.
I should get back to PLACE before my PERSON OF AUTHORITY.

See, that was kinda fun right? Show me whatcha got. You know you have time.

If not, read my comic.

mtgcomic2004-02-24.jpg (120 kB)

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-27 00:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not bad, but you should have used Beast Master instead of Fodder Slaves

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-27 00:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

audjgirl's madlib:

At UBERSITE, I sat idly MASTURBATING. I decided to POST SHIT
on the internet. Being so FUCKING ANNOYING at UBER, it seemed like a(n)
GREAT idea. I had heard POLYAMOROUSAJ had invented the internet,
but I didn't UNDERSTAND it. I had EJACULATED on TV and watched
as they FORNICATED with HALLE BERRY. But back
to the point now. I CLICKED to Ubersite and tried to
BE A GOOD POSTER, but I don't really have ANYTHING ORIGINAL to SAY. So I did a SHIT POST instead.
I should get back to MY ICE CREAM AND SMALL VILLAGES before my FODDER SLAVES find out I'm gone.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-26 23:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"I know, I can't think of anything worthwhile to post, so I'll just take a lame idea, slap a picture on it, and pitch it to Ubersite. Where could I go wrong?"

Everywhere. You are useless.

Submitted by JukeboxJack (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

David Bowie

Space Oddity



Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you

[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control
to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
she knows

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.




Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-05 10:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fun

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2004-03-05 10:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

aw loren, i missed you :)

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

squattail, what is it that inspires you to be such a royal asshole?

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

3rd Action: Ponder(ed)

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not really...people talking shit in my own forums i guess.

www.morgantowngamers.com should any of you care to venture a gander there.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mad libs sucked until I learned to plug dirty words into them.

I totally don't get the comics. Are they an inside joke, or something?

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-05 09:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

double shit


You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
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