Isn't it time the "Greatest" generation died? (376 hits)
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Submitted by spacemonkey (View user info) at 2004-03-05 11:41:26 EST
As you all know, the "Greatest" generation are those brave souls, who fought during World War II.
But what have they done for us lately?
These people are quite old, and old people are very useless. All they can do at this point is sit around and wait to die. Unfortunately most "do not go gentle into that good night", but rather stick around and be a drain on society.
Sure you like your parents/grandparents. The problem is that the elderly as a whole are the source of many problems.
First, they require far too much medication. The drug companies made a killing off these people. The elderly however, don't seem to be up to paying outrages sums of money to live, so they complain about it instead. And bullshit laws get passed, so on and so forth.... but speaking of complaining that brings me to my next point.
Old people always complain. They complain about the weather. They complain about their hearing. They complain about what ever stupid thing pops into their senile minds to perfect strangers, while he's on a cigarette break from work, minding his own business.
Old people suck. There is no denying it. They fucked the 2000 election, don't know how to drive, and suck up people's income through social security and medicare. Worst of all, they are the fastest growing population in the US. That's right.
I know what you're asking yourselves.
"What can I do to help control the elderly population?"
Here are a few suggestions to help get you started.
1. "Accidentally" push an old person down a set of stairs.
2. "Accidentally" hit a slow old pedestrian
3. "Accidentally" burn down all the pharmacies, so old people can't get their drugs.
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Submitted by SonofLiberty (user info) at 2004-03-09 20:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah
or you could just beat an old fucker to death with a baseball bat
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-09 20:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh. Your be old one day too man, not to mention old people teach us alot of things, like
how NOT to fuck up like they did. However, this made me laugh like hell:
1. "Accidentally" push an old person down a set of stairs.
2. "Accidentally" hit a slow old pedestrian
3. "Accidentally" burn down all the pharmacies, so old people can't get their drugs.
So +1 for that alone.
Submitted by juju <urafuckingdouchebag.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-03-05 18:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that was the most fucked up thing ive ever read...my advice is you should kill yourself...make it a painful death too
Submitted by Buttons (user info) at 2004-03-05 18:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the load your mother should have swallowed.
Submitted by Bennywild (user info) at 2004-03-05 18:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poorly done Maddox-style rant that I don't agree with.
Submitted by Soontobehomeless (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is an underrated artical... I don't hate old people hell I work in a doctors office without them i wouldn't have a job but hell that would be awesome maybe I could be doing more usefull to socity if I wasn't helping old people all the time. Every really old person I know is in the care of at least one person. That's why they make these communitys of old people. I too wish they would just burn down some time yeah when these people were younger they did kewl stuff but I hope I'm killed or made into food or something when I become relient. When I am taking more than I am giving. In fact this should go for anyone. If you arn't giving back to the world fuck you and you need to die. the disatvantaged retarted ect... They are making so humankind can't reach perfection it's not a race of people it's the type of people that seperate. And Fat people too. Burn them burn them all. When I take over only the smart and usefull will survive... MWHAHAHAHHAHAH....
(Anyone who reads this and flips out good you are retarted and shouldn't live)
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's time I got my printer fixed, methinks.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-05 13:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, if thousands and thousands of these people hadn't fought to the death with the Nazis, then this post might had reached somewhere near "funny." Old and useless, sure. But they were also complete maniacs on the field. Sometimes, I wonder if it would have been cool for germany to win, just so you would shut your fucking mouth and be whipped during physical labour.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-05 12:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I made a post that was trying to prove the point that each generation should have a war ticket, that's if they fought and won a DECENT war, then they can have the easy life. Forget I said that.
I hate old people, I have to deal with them at work when serving them coffee. This'll be a long reply. One example of how useless they are...well I saw one on a moped in the middle of the road, and a taxi was driving slowly behind it. The guy didn't honk his horn or anything. The other day, I was pulling out of my parking lot, and some stupid old lady was walking on the wrong side of the road...ON the road. The sidewalks were dry, from the snow having melted a bit. Was it TOO much for her to obey the law? I saw, on a busy street, a guy on a moped driving on the WRONG SIDE of the road. They come into work, and ask for a coffee, hoping I magically can read their peanut-sized minds about what size they want, what format (paper or mug), and what mixture they want. There are only 4 old people I highly respect. One is a guy who's still working and has energy in him, he always comes in, he's a very beloved customer, and always tips us. The other is a very sweet old lady who has a bit of a hearing problem, but tips quite generously. Finally, my grandparents. They both know a lot about the world, plus they gave me my car, the best gift I've received in my LIFE. My grandpa flew with the Canadian Air Force in WW2, and his job was to light up flares over German cities so that bombers could decimate them.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm conflicted. I don't like old people, but that was a damn mean title. 0.