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RoomMate 2: After We Graduated.... (646 hits)

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Rating: 0.46 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Krystal <imtheluckystar.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-05 13:45:01 EST


Well after "RoomMate1: The Chickfight", Jennifer decided to not go back to that school again. I had gotten suspended, my parents weren't mad at me though, and after I did go back to school, it wasn't the same, so I switched to another school also. Because of stupid zoning laws and whatnot, I was allowed to go to the new school, while Jennifer wasn't accepted. So I went by myself and she did homeschooling.

My first day sucked! I had been with the same kids since junior year, now all of a sudden i was the 'NEW KID'. I kept to myself, it was really hard, all the girls were SO nasty to me, and so i figured everyone was like that, and spoke to no one. I did make a few friends, one of whom was Chris, who is now my boyfriend of two years and we live together.

Anyways, Jen and I stayed in contact, but after a while she got jealous that I adjusted to the new place and made new friends. i always tried to include her in stuff, but she would never want to. So pretty much all of senior year I didn't see her or hear from her. Then I called her before my graduation and invited her. She came with her boyfriend, Charlie (who looks like Spongebob), and went to a few parties with us that night, and we all got really drunk and were reminiscing...Usual drunk type things

We started hanging out again, and I quit my job right after graduation. My parents thought i was some fuckup because i had the highest tardy rate out of my senior class (thank you, thank you very much!) and the school called for every little thing, detentions missed, ditching, making obscene posters on leadership class, well they kicked me out.

So i moved in with Chris and his family, meanwhile Jen had gotten me a job at Toyota, and we were having all sorts of parentless fun. Eventually I moved back home, but i found that i missed my freedom, so i did something very stupid.

Chris and I decided to move in with Jen and Charlie.........

We were all friends. Our friendship could stand us all living in 850 square feet for 6 months. Right?

At first it was a BLAST, we had all the cool 'toyota' parties and invited lots of people, got drunk and puked together, went grocery shopping...... it was the best
However, that was only the first week.

What happened over the next 6 months gave me the most emotions i think i have ever had in such a short period of time.
more to come

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Submitted by Mollification (user info) at 2004-04-03 01:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-05 16:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

My head hurts but that story was like so totally awesome!!1!!11!1 LOL

What in the name of fuck is a toyota party?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-03-05 15:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Sounds like the plot for a new reality show on Fox.
Or an episode of Jerry Springer.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"short period of time.
more to come"

hehe... period.

hehe...more to 'come'.

hehehehehehehe.


Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Krystal, keep in mind that a zero is not an insult.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

I smell lesbianism

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aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I smell lesbianism

Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-05 14:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have a 19 year old daughter and 3 Teen boys. Same story different names. Blahh

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-05 13:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OK.... Yeah.... Point?.....

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-05 13:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

like OMG!!11!!!!11

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-05 13:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If you live w/ your boyfriend, having a roommate doesn't work. My boyfriend and I have been through three in a 9 month period...maybe it's us. Hmmm.


:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-03-05 13:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for koolmang's comment

the rest...i dont know what i was suppose to get out of it

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-05 13:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet, I love chicks named Krystal. Did your first pap smear hurt?


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