We propped kitty up in the street.... (430 hits)
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Submitted by Krystal <imtheluckystar.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-05 18:06:26 EST
Last year on Halloween, after being turned away by numerous people for being WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too old to be trick-or-treating, a few of my friends and I decided to be shittheads, which is normal Halloween Procedure if you're between the ages of 11 and 26.
After a few attempts at duct taping the road and kidnapping small children, we were ready for the big stuff. The big kahuna, the gold, the glory, the.......cat???
One guy had just moved and happened to have a cardboard box in his car. So we took it and cut it out into the shape of a sitting cat, and spray painted it black. We were at Andy's house, and behind his house there was this huge hill that people would just haul ass down. The kind of hill that made a kid a skateboard legend. Andy's balcony overlooked that hill.
We waited until about midnight, then propped Kitty up in the street, went to the balcony, got wasted, and waited.
The first car came, an old Ford Fiesta. Doing its top speed of about 49 mph down the hill. Then they saw Kitty. "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH" He locked em up, did some crazy fishtail around the cat as he honked, stopped, then drove off.
We had this effect with about 3 cars.
The next one that came down was an old chevy truck with a bunch of drunk highschoolers spilling out of it, about 7 in the cab and 5 in the bed.
Same screech and honk, but no fishtail, no dodging, they ran over our fucking cat!
They stopped a few yards away and drunk people came pouring out of the cab and bed, all the girls were crying and yelling "oh my God, we ran over a cat" booohooooo waaahhh "poor kitty" "save it! save it! is it dead? oh my God!"
We were on the balcony laughing our asses off. We made stupid high school bitches cry!! yes!
They went in for a closer inspection.... Their cries turned to confusion. "What the fuck? It's a FAKE cat!! Oh my God! hehehehehehhe"
Then the fuckers took our cat and drove away.
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Submitted by Rungler (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:25:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-03-18 14:12:58 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
I bet it would have really been hilarious if you could have gotten somebody to crash.
Now THAT'S funny.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-05 18:11:19 EST (#)
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jesus
your life is a rich tapestry of mediocrity
(also, one a post a day)
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-05 18:09:45 EST (#)
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