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Category: Romance

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Submitted by fingerbang <str8pimpin213.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-06 12:44:24 EST


Have butthole sex with her.


Sidenote 1 - The wet t-shirt contest at the bar last night was fuckin awesome and actually didn't involve t-shirts at all. More like a wet get naked and make out with other girls contest.

Sidenote 2 - squatail is an ugly mother fucker

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Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-04-27 03:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ravage that hershey highway

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-04-27 03:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What?

Submitted by XtremeMooCow <xtremeBob.at.msn.com> at 2004-04-03 16:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I want the 15 seconds of my life back I wasted reading that.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and i hate you

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you.

Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fingerbang, i think i am trying to cut back on my profanity, and i like R's

Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fudge nudging...always a hit with the womenfolk.

Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO...

Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha, you've been saying arse alot lately, whats that aboot?

Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope "jill" can walk straight tonight, if not i might have to make a comment about the arse pushing

Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-06 13:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am a mutha fuckin P.I.M.P

Side Note: I did stick it up the girls ass last night.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-06 13:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fingerbang isn't a pimp. But giving anal to a chick rocks, so +2 for that.

Submitted by GoodStories (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you ugly, hehe you ugly


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