Glass of milk and diarrhea stain... (678 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nathan Shitler <natefloyd.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-06 19:24:28 EST
Life is like drinking a glass of milk and forgetting to take your lactose intorelant pill. You think its gas and next thing you know warm diarrhea spreads up to tag in underwear. Stained underwear tags and large SUVs nervously rolling down the road. Can't see around it and the bitch driving it using her sweaty fingers to flip Poker game and text messages on her cell phone. Cell phone goes beepy beep so everyone turns to look at asshole answering his phone in line to pay for his pills. Look now its small talk time at counter so asshole takes forever to buy his jar of diarhea dipping sauce. I have to look around to kill time while I wait to pay for my Machachoni and cheese with a greasy 10 dollar bill. Mustached-old lady buying scratch off ticket bends over to pick up quarters spilling out of her purse. She giggles innocently as she feels her stained panties rip. White trash women with chili stain in panties wipes nicotine stained fingers on her looney tunes shirt. Tweety bird and black tight levis cover the white trash woman climbing into her abused pick up truck. Big truck going down road. Woman confusingly using unnecessary cell phone with big truck going down road. Gas station sunglass covering her sun stained eyes as ashes from cigarette covering her wolf hollowing at the moon t-shirt.
User Reviews
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds all too familiar
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-07 22:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-03-06 22:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How the hell does this have a positive rating?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-06 20:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
In any other circumstance, I'd give this a negative rating. But squirrel's right, we need to share the love.
+1
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-03-06 20:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My day put into words.....you my friend are the master of the universe
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2004-03-06 19:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-03-06 19:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
verbal fecal matter