Greasy Cell Phone Buttons (719 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.9 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nathan Shitler <natefloyd.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-06 21:13:53 EST
Devolution of communications are cell phones in the hands of idiots. Stupid mindless chatter on his stylish cell phone annoying everyone waiting in line at ticket counter. All eyes on moronic woman swerving on road talking on her pink(she chose the color herself) cell phone ignoring all traffic. Stupid features cost outrageous money so some dumb guy wants a camera on his already too small cell phone so he can take picture of burnt grilled cheese sandwich to send to his father. Everyone turning to notice asshole's cell phone going beep boo bop to the newest song on MTV. Mommy calling her 14 year old daughter to check on her while she gets drunk and loses virginity at local party. Mommy likes the greasy buttons on her daughters cell phone and paying the bill. 80 year old man nervously answers cell phone and wishes he knew how to send calls because he is too confused by Japanese instructions. Let's play poker or check my email while standing in line to declare bankruptcy but still pays for ridiculously high phone charges.
Basically I dislike cell phones and the greasy buttons that come with them.
User Reviews
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-25 22:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually.. not awful. There's this tiny hint of literacy in there.
Try again. Just.. not today.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-06-25 22:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For some reason, this "made me smile."
Submitted by AshCrash (user info) at 2004-06-25 21:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Nathan.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Also....
I am sorry that you are so lacking in the brains department that you have not the job, nor the MONEY to pay for a stupid cell phone. If you did, then you would be complaining about your brand new beep-bo-bo-bopping cell phone with a camera AND Internet. Shut up you fucking asshole, this page is meant for WRITING, not you sweet baby bitchin'. And ALSO, the buttons are only greasy b/c your manager's HANDS were greasy from the chicken buckets @ KFC, the one time he had to let you USE his phone to call your mommmy to come get you.
Have a nice day, you asshole.
Submitted by xXautumnwalkerXx (user info) at 2004-06-25 21:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should learn how to use correct grammar. Go take a dev english class in the local elementary. :) hAhA
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-07 00:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, since I'm baked, I read this story's sentences SLOWLY. It was an epic comedy movie, or it WILL be, anyways!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-06 23:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, you have potential so I'm not going to flame you like everyone else has.
Just follow this advice:
Make your posts longer and more thought out.
Use paragraphs... PARAGRAPHS.
One post a day.
That is all.
Submitted by lee at 2004-03-06 22:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ok you have a point but thats your problem if you dont liek cell phones so much why the hell did you write a while story about it you must like them enough to figure out stuff thats so worng with them are you mad because your mommy doenst call you and check on you or is it because you havent lost your virginity so your trying to make fun of the 14 year olds..here is another thing that you may dislike but hey..your problem
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-03-06 22:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Only a -1 because I too hate cell phones and some jackass mistook the state motto "live free or die" for Vermont when it's actually New Hampshire
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-03-06 22:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day.
Unless you're you, in which case...no posts per day until you use conjunctions, write coherent sentences that contain at least one noun, one verb, one subject, and preferably one object. Form paragraphs, punctuate your sentences properly, and...oh, forget it, there's just too much.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-06 22:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your command of the english language astounds me.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-03-06 21:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I dislike you.
I like my cell phone. Very convenient. Actually I work for a cell phone company, so you are probably one of the many who are jealous of my kick ass cell phone. Don't worry, one day you will make enough money at BK to buy one
Submitted by LnkLbrl120 (user info) at 2004-03-06 21:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 -- Ok there Caveman, you dislike phone USAGE, not cellphones. You probably have one of your own, and if not you probably have a laptop or some other means of mobile communication. CONVENIECE! and if you don't like have fun living in the woods of Vermont, or some other state where all they do is "LIVE FREE OR DIE!"