The reason why high school kids are so..... (820 hits)
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Submitted by <mexicanborderpatrol.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-07 19:49:35 EST
Hi, my name is Will, I have a prosthetic leg, a herniated disc, eleven toes, one eye, and a twelve inch penis. So what does that mean? It means that I can't be popular at school or get a girlfriend.
I recently read an ubersite submission where a high school aged kid complained about his peers and how bad he has it, along with how the 'others' should not complain. While that may seem hypocritical, 'Tony', we shall call him, goes on and on about his disease and critiques the other people at school. Oh, by the way, we cannot forget the overweight factor, because people stuff food down his throat and force him to eat it which in turn, makes him fat.
Tony states that his grades are around 'an 65% average', (Tony, the letter 'S' is not a vowel, so you will use 'a'). Near the bottom of his poorly written articial of whining, Tony talks of how others will be working at McDonalds all day long, while he is enhancing his intelligence while sitting at his computer all day. Tony, with your attrocious writing skills, along with your failing average, you better start kissing those people's asses.
Tony makes a rant about the 'popular' people. He goes on about how there are many levels of the popular cliche. The populars themselves, the wanna be populars, and the people who have not made up their mind yet, so they kiss ass to everyone. Tony, maybe if people like you didn't call these people popular, then they wouldnt feel almighty and superior, as you say they feel. Because it seems like you look up to them as well.
Tony, a little tip on the bullies. You say you see them by themselves. Why don't you say something to them? Or yell at them? And see what they do, instead of always using ur 'tuck the tail and run' method. You can't have people putting you down your entire life, stand up to some people for once.
Tony have you ever heard of a guy called 'Radio'? His condition was far worse then you. He did not go around complaining, and putting other people down. Which was pretty much all you did 'that person r a LOSER btw i have this disease... etc etc.' He lived with it. He is the most likable, and popular guy in his high school, and gets to do pretty much whatever he wants. And recently he recieved a free house from the editor of ESPN. So Tony, dont bitch. And in my opinion, you are what is wrong with high school kids these days.
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Submitted by linkoaljara (user info) at 2005-06-04 01:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im a genius
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2004-03-08 00:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
radio is a retarded nigger
you suck
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, at least Tony's underdevolped social skills and outright stupidity will enable him to get a valuable powerful job in the future. This puts him in a much better position than all the popular intelligent and successful students who will be undoubtedly forced to work at McDonald's, on account of everyone except for Tony will be forced to prepare and serve him food.
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol linko.
+2 for being well done.
-2 for being wrong.
Submitted by linkoaljara (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:29:53 EST (#)
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1. Piece of shit found on Ubersite
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Quoting you:
"Near the bottom of his poorly written articial of whining, Tony talks of how others will be"
What the fuck is an atricial? Is it anything like this piece of shit "ARTICLE" you wrote?
Choke.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
please?
Submitted by MrSockHead <mrsockhead.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-07 21:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's almost as if you scanned his story and ASSUMED things that were never written. Read before you post a response next time.
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn you!
You shed a good point.. But I wasn't looking for pity.
Tony
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well written. I didn't see the post you're referring to. Sounds like not only Tony but you also have too much free time.
Submitted by Bryan (user info) at 2004-03-07 21:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by codered1357 (user info) at 2004-03-07 20:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can... I can see... The liiiiiight...
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-03-07 20:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh-huh.
Submitted by Harry <Dominator_PVG.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-07 20:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked it
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-07 20:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orange Nigger Tea
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-03-07 19:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Werd.
WORD, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Are you really Border Patrol? I was thinking of applying there...