My biggest let down yet. (376 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony <frogglywoggly.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-08 08:35:36 EST
Sit, back Jefe, this should make you laugh (it still makes me laugh just to think about it, six months after the fact).
This is a story of ultra-lameness and paranoia. It is the story of 2 sex-crazed morons (me and my best friend).
Anyway, about six months ago, I come back from a weekend in london to university in Brighton. It's about 1 am, and i'm brushing my teeth, when suddenly my best friend Guillermo bursts through the door, so excited i think he's about to explode. Basically he tells me about how he just got a phonecall from some girl who says she met him in a bar that he's never been to and wants him to come over to her place to fuck her and her friend. She gives him an address, but then admits that she can't remember his name, although she can describe his appearance perfectly. So she asks for his name, but he's getting a bit freaked out and hangs up on her. She phones back and eventually convinces him to come over. However,m he's still freaked out, and that's where i come in.
(Writing in the present tense is getting tiring, so i'm just going to switch over to the past tense now).
Right, so, Guillermo didn't really know what to make of it: he wanted to get laid, but he was afraid something more sinister might happen. So he came to get me, to take me with him so i could look after him if something bad happened. Of course, he came to my room and told me some rose tinted story about these 2 hot chicks he knew who just wanted to get laid and wanted us to come over (I only found out what really happened just before we left to go to their place). As we were walking over to the address he got (number 13 brighthelm), he pulled a knife out of his pocket and gave it to me to hide in my pocket. That's where he confessed to me that he was kind of scared, that he was afraid that these girls were actually part of some cult and they were luring him over there to torture and kill him (that's why he wanted to have me around), and he'd brought knives with him just in case we needed to fight our way out. Of ocourse, i burst out laughing, "what a paranoid asshole", i was thinking ( at that point he didn't tell me that the girl had told him to bring a length of rope to tie her up with. If i'd have known that, i would have freaked out a bit too).
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Submitted by partisan (user info) at 2004-03-08 09:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe i'll rewrite it in full later, but right now i have to go and insult the blind men at people magazine
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-03-08 09:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This could be so funny. Where's the rest of it? Accidents are no excuse for this shit. Even if it is a made-up story, it could still be great. Try again.
Submitted by ant <frogglywoggly.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-08 08:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck it, i can't be bothered to fix this or to write out the rest of the story.
Submitted by partisan (user info) at 2004-03-08 08:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit, i pressed the wrong button and submitted this before i'd finished writing it. Therefore, you have half a story that isn't funny at all.