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Submitted by Anthony <frogglywoggly.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-08 10:01:54 EST
I have, in a roundabout way, discovered that, at one time or another, both Patrick swayze (who looks like he had his face removed and put back on upside down) and Nick Nolte (who looks like a rotting old Inca mummy), were named people magazine's "sexiest man alive" (1991 and 1992 respectively).
I couldn't believe it, so i looked up the other past winners.
Unfortunately, it was too much effort to try and find out who they all are, but i did discover that Harrison Ford won not so long ago (about five years ago). If you've seen his pictures in the press lately, you may have noticed that he looks like a cross between the killer's mask from scream and a burn victim.
As you can tell, i'm outraged by this poor judgement from the people at People, so i'm gonna nominate some candidates of my own:
1) Gary Busey - he may be uglier than a wild boar, but at least he has charm by the bucketload.
2) Benicio del toro - he once played a character called Duke the dog faced boy (that should tell you enough about his stunning good looks), but he still gets my vote because he exudes coolness from every pore.
That's all I can be bothered to write, give me your suggestions.
"We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!" - Eddie Murphy, Bowfinger ( one of his greatest films ever)
P.S. If anyone can find the picture showing Harrison Ford looking like he drank from the wrong grail in "Indiana Jones and the last crusade", please send it to me. It was a picture taken in a mexican bar not long before his divorce.
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Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-08 12:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Gary Busey's gross. Any Busey's gross. There's something about Benicio Del Torro's that's attractive.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-03-08 12:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I must concur.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-08 12:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Ron Jeremy has a good shot at it this year.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-08 11:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I nominate myself.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-08 10:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sexiest man alive? Mr. Pink himself. Steve Buscemi.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-08 10:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Benicio del toro - he once played a character called Duke the dog faced boy
BIG TOP PEEWEE!!!!!
Will
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-08 10:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nick Nolte (who looks like a rotting old Inca mummy)
Ha ha ha Ive always thought Nick was one ugly bastard.+2 for that.