The importance of being patrick (423 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0.8 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Anthony <frogglywoggly.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-09 06:21:30 EST
Isn't Patrick Swayze just the greatest, you guys?
I don't mean his acting, although that's pretty damn good (he stole the show in Donnie Darko), or his stunning good looks, because he's fucking hideous, like a semen puking crocodile.
No, I mean his name.
Try saying it out loud a few times: PATRICK SWAYZE.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Patrick is easily the most awesome name this side of Ouagadougou, and the swayze on the end, that's just brilliant.
You'd be hard pressed to name a patrick who doesn't kick ass.
There's Patrick Stewart from Star Trek, and Patrick Star, from Spongebob Squarepants, to name but a few.
Oh, and by the way, an awesome anagram of Patrick is: crap kit
Doesn't that rule?
I expect you all to go out and give your children this holiest of holy name, and bless them with the coolness of Patrick Swayze.
P.S. In unrelated news, even better than crap kit, the greatest anagram ever is as follows - Naked Babes is an anagram of Baked Beans.
Just so you know, my name's not patrick, but i wish it were.
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Submitted by rbdweasel (user info) at 2004-03-09 15:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You get a point just for mentioning "Ouagadougou", "Patrick Star" and "naked babes" all in the same piece.
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-03-09 07:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-09 06:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny.
Submitted by seniorsnowtaco (user info) at 2004-03-09 06:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Patrick is the most flaming name ever.
eat it
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-03-09 06:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. Was wavering between +1 and +2, but Donnie Darko ruled, and he did have a great part in that.