Bill Gates Dead, Age 48 (2137 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.32 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Pol Pot (View user info) at 2004-03-09 08:09:24 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26900
Hidden, you said yourself there was no hope for my unfortunate girlfriend. To that I say: you are correct. However, through advanced imaging techniques (ASCII) I have been able to take one frame of this hideous monstrosity, and turn her into an average looking female.
User Reviews
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For fucking Fetish in his shit-post-making shallow ass.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-07 21:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All -2's on old posts from PolPot, less then a minute apart.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37647#637089
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37564#637087
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37501#637090
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/36144#637114
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-09 18:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's actually pretty cool.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-09 18:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Give it a rest, I feel bad for her already.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-09 18:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So does your girlfriend know you're making fun of her like this?
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder how your girlfriend would feel if she knew you were calling her ugly. Not that she's not, but as her boyfriend isn't it your duty to defend her and here you are making a spectacle of her ugliness.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Turn the lights off completely, next time.
Cool idea, though.
Submitted by Eversor (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shes still ugly
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for the kick ass ASCII...that's impressive.
-1 for making me believe something cool happened.
-2 for ever dating that piranha.
+2 because overall this was good.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-03-09 10:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
aaaAAH
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-03-09 10:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks insane.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-09 10:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/03/05/offbeat.fingertip.food.ap/index.html
Would you care for a salad?
Actually this was pretty cool, I just wanted to try out my new story related insults.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-09 09:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you play planetside?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-09 08:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
still ugly
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-03-09 08:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. I have no idea how this was done, but it is nice.
She looks a lot better in black and white, without the horribly glaring make-up and yellow teeth.
I think you should use this method of representation more often. I think you could create a whole new style of artwork, or at least porn.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-09 08:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she still looks like shit
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-03-09 08:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's badass.