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So Happy I Could SREAM! (724 hits)

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Submitted by LacyFace16<lacyface16.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-09 11:38:00 EST


For the past two weeks at least I have been all smiles! I smile so much my cheeks hurt sometimes. I even get giddy like a 12 year old girl! WHY??? I dont know why.

It can't be because I'm moving because that makes me nervous and anxious...and excited. It can't be because I have the most wonderful boyfriend in the world because...well, last time I checked...that's funny: i dont have a boyfriend! Can't be that I am filthy rich and spending money like it's my job. Nope it's none of those things.

I am Content. For the first time in my entire life (and that's only 22 years) I am completely content with my decisions and my life as is right this very minute! Do you have any idea how good that feels? It's invigorating. It's exciting. I feel like I am on the verge of falling into eveyrthing I ever wanted. It's like you spent the first 20 years of your life climbing up this mountain of lessons learned and getting over TRUST ISSUES (haha sorry Murph) to find yourself staring down at a beautiful valley full of lavender and lillies. It's total tranquility.

What's so funny to me is that I have not been sleeping good at all! You would think with the complete lack of sleep I get now that I'd be the biggest bitch that ever walked the planet. It is not the case. I am so nervous about moving and leaving my family that it keeps me up at night. I lay there in my bed and stare at my closet full of clothes that are waiting to be packed and go through the list of things I have yet to accomplish before I move and yet I wake up in the morning happy.

Even with the recent girl drama in my life...did i mention i think girls are petty bitches who thrive on gossip! Whewww. had to get that off my chest.

I feel like i'm on a happy drug and i wish i could share it to someone else so they can experience the high that i feel right now.

Watch...I'll leave work today and get hit by a car. At least I can say I died a happy person!

I think I amuse myself the most. At least appreciate the stupid things that I do more than anyone else.





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Submitted by Mollification (user info) at 2004-03-22 10:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-09 23:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Thanks for reminding me that I'm not.

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-03-09 17:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

too bad your not so happy you can spell... hope your not moving to be a teacher.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-03-09 17:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Youth is wasted on the young.

Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Man, I have a similar situation. For some reason, I can only sleep during the day. And this morning i was watching my favorite movie, "Sream." +1 because I am indeed smiling.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-03-09 14:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-09 13:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I sreamed this morning, too. I saw a cool French film last night, and one scene was where the guy was raping the chick up the ass, it was so erotic, I sreamed onto my t-shirt 3 times!!!

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-09 13:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ugh.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-09 13:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Bob_Bank
User id: 6283
Registered on or around: 2004-02-23 14:51:31
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There's a difference between being high strung and being happy. This isn't high strung. I find it really sad that you're so down on life you can't be happy for anyone else's achievements. But hey, no harm no foul. Maybe one day you'll find what *you're* looking for Mr. Bob_Bank, and then when you share with everyone how happy you are, maybe you'll be lucky enough to have them proceed to tell you to get hit by a car, just as you did to my friend Michelle.



Phoenix

Submitted by Bob_Bank (user info) at 2004-03-09 13:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mission: Proceed to traffic and indeed get hit by a car.
I expected a nervous meltdown post, but I guess we're going to have to wait for that move.
Here's hoping you don't hire anyone from my office. We don't do work for high strung chicks.

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 13:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MICHAEL, NOOOOO.

it is contagious, though.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-09 13:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:57:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

erika this is top secret mission impossible!

to be disclosed at a later date.
------------------

But I still know! hehe. Don't worry, Michelle. Your secret is safe with me. :-D


-erika

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-03-09 13:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You could however, be experiencing and exhibiting the onset of symptoms of adult bipolar disorder (manic depression)


haha (oops, i really hope not!)

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:10:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

michael, it's wonderful.

---------------------------

Believe me, I know.

Freedom is a wonderful thing isn't it? It of course manifests itself in different forms, or means something different to each and every one of us and boy, is it refreshing.

Keep up the positive attitude. It's contagious.

(+2)

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

erika this is top secret mission impossible!

to be disclosed at a later date.



Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I even get giddy like a 12 year old girl! WHY??? I dont know why."

Oooohhh, I know why! I know why! That is all. ;-)


:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Whewww. had to get that off my chest."

Can we see that chest?



Damn...sorry - I'm just a pervert. +2 to make up for it.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kicker of all ass.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yay! I want some!

Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

good for you kiddo

keep up the good work......whatever it is.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good on ya girl.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm happy for you!

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

michael, it's wonderful.



Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hallelujah!

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-09 12:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are one krazy bitch.

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

someone,

we could make it fun though.

what if it was *I'm so happy i could STREAM*

i like *CREAM*...

i mean, we can work with it.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:47:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

someone,

i'm a fucking idiot! i'm gonna -2 my own ass for that one!
that's what i get for typing too damn fast.
==========

Hahahaha, i would make fun of you, but ive done it myself TWICE so i feel
your pain. Theres nothing that sucks worse than finishing a decent post only to
have it minus 2ed because of a misspelled title. Another plus two cause you will
need it.

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That's nice. I would like some of that happy drug if you can spare..

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I could cream. Well, at least in another ten minutes, as I've just bust one out.

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

someone,

i'm a fucking idiot! i'm gonna -2 my own ass for that one!
that's what i get for typing too damn fast.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So Happy I Could SREAM!


Umm, LacyFace its spelled Scream. +2 cause im happy for ya, and because you will probably
catch heat for this by a few people.

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh shit. the picture is too small!

Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-09 11:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hear ya...


Michael:
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.

Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.

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