Meh. (6725 hits)
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Submitted by Lyric (View user info) at 2004-03-10 00:59:02 EST
I thought I'd be on here longer before people started demanding to see my picture.
I'll warn you right now, I am no SpikeGoddess or Kristen or Volklcess.
User Reviews
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-01 20:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you are very attractive, you remind me of a girl I once knew. But you are way prettier than her. I can only imagine how hot you'd look if you were smiling!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
U MAY SI
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-24 16:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fgsahdgfhgd a;;s; fahhe
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-24 15:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yuck.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-26 23:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MickGinny is right. You do look like Brody. +2 for being hot, and because I use meh on a daily basis.
Submitted by MarkTwang (user info) at 2004-09-17 21:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 ...Why???...
1.You ass fulgy
2.You really fucked up my first post
3.Fucked it up by being a BIG bitch
4.You look like you never got a beating
5.I truly feel I would slap the shit out of you
6. -2 because I can't since your to far away
bitch
Submitted by Casey_Jones (user info) at 2004-04-06 21:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Granted you probably won't be seeing this, just thought I'd go through your back log to see what other stuff you've written. Stumbled upon this pic. I like it. A lot. Kind of reminds me of this one girl I knew back in high school. All in all, very hot.
Submitted by Mcmuffin <thiungufjg.at.ksjdfb.com> at 2004-03-27 05:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of Brody Dalle from the distillers.
Submitted by Anyway (user info) at 2004-03-15 22:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not very good at flattery, so I'm just going to speak my mind, from the bottom of my heart.
Can I bone you?
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-03-15 21:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I excel at flattery. And I really don't want to fight with TonyMontana, but his last comment was uncalled for.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-15 19:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please don't fight on my mugshot, that's how this stupid thing made most heated in the first place.
ess2s2, thank you. :) That's very flattering.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-03-15 19:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TonyMontana, throw yourself in front of a bus. Are you trying to defend Lyric? I have a feeling she can fend for herself. Do you have something against me? How would you have something against me on an internet site? If you got a problem, be a man and say it. Bring it to the front page so everyone can see.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-15 16:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ess, i seriously doubt anyone would "feel bad" about a negative two from your dumb ass. shut the fuck up.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-03-15 14:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Minus two only because this post is a picture post.
Don't feel bad, I minus two'd Spikegoddess too, it's not about how you look, it's about the fact that there is nothing intellectually stimulating about this post. I will omit comment about how it might be stimulating otherwise...
You are very pretty. I would definitely be too intimidated by your beauty to try picking you up in a bar. Welcome to Uber, and again, sorry about the -2.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-03-14 07:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant fucking believe this is the most heated post
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-03-14 07:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant fucking believe this is the most heated post
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-03-14 07:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant fucking believe this is the most heated post
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-03-14 06:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Huh huh huh, you got a purdy mouth! (Cue banjo music)
Submitted by spiller (user info) at 2004-03-14 06:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy beast. my type. tho i'm dubious of these web pics. you probably barely resemble that otherwise. prove me wrong?
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-14 01:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the world would be a little brighter if you would smile once in a while.
sorry...
Submitted by chuck <chuck776556.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-13 23:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Marilyn Mansen is that you?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have to see you in person to see actually how pretty you are. I am not a good judge though and my opinion counts for nothing.
I don't have to see you in person to see that you are very sexy however. Maybe it's just the look.
Submitted by goddamnyouall (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
purdy, but an attention whore
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 21:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In response to Lisa:
I've never really understood the categories of men who prefer the ass, legs or breasts.
Surely if you can't appreciate the entire physical package, not to mention the dirty little mind that stokes the flames, then you can't be in the right game.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-03-13 19:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to add that I am giving this post a +2 for the simple reason that it managed to get to the top of the most heated list with over 200 reviews with the title OF:
Meh.
I love this country
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-03-13 19:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I possibly add to this post?
Statistically, you can probably find the entire works of Shakespeare in the reviews of this post.
Or am I confusing Lyric with pi?
What kind person posts their picture on an internet message board to get hits? Makes me sick.
Oh, wait...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-03-13 18:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd jack off on your face.
Werd.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 16:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 for being the latest in a long line of women who have sent me mixed signals.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-13 16:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scott:
You haven't been derogatory, you've been very nice..... except you had a big handing in putting this on Most Heated.
For that, you suck ;)
For the compliments, thanks!
MickGinny: we were probably separated at birth.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 15:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When did I post any derogatory about you, Lyric?
I just read your reply to me and got confused.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-03-13 15:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do you have a sister named Brody?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-03-13 13:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know something guys, she's not even wearing any makeup, and she's still pretty. Every picture I've seen of girls on here, they're wearing makeup. This is the kind of face you want to wake up to in the morning, because it's pretty before she's even put anything on it.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-03-13 13:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2658 HITS?!?!
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-03-13 00:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
about a 7 and half on a scale from one to ten.
Submitted by beautifuldisaster (user info) at 2004-03-12 21:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn sexy....and nice attitude, interested in some sexy latin luvin?
Submitted by Mr._Rude (user info) at 2004-03-12 19:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A lot of people are going to lie to you and tell you that you're hot, but it looks like someone slammed a car door on your bottom lip.
Submitted by Zazen (user info) at 2004-03-12 18:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lot of personality
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-12 17:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shemale
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-03-12 09:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*ding ding ding* ;)
Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-03-12 09:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn...I keep coming to this picture (no pun intended).
I mean, she's not the best looking girl in the world - not even the best on this site.
But there's something...damn sexy...about her. Damn sexy.
Hmmm...maybe that pun WAS intended.
Submitted by parxhelic <parxhelic.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-12 07:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the warm welcome and I'd like to say you were worth it, but I realize that my time would have been better spent staring at the bedroom ceiling beating off :)
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-12 06:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about parxhelic
User id: 6716
Registered on or around: 2004-03-12 06:40:40
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 1
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
Truly, I'm flattered... you just registered, and the first thing you review is my face. I... am... AWESOME. Not awesome looking, just kick-ass all-around.
But seriously... why would I touch anything up? What the hell is the point of posting a picture of myself that I've fucked with? Sure, I look like a Muppet that's been in one too many boxing matches. But what would fixing anything prove? I look like what I look like.
You don't like it? Cool. Blame my parents.
Kisses to you, parxhelic, and happy posting.
Submitted by splat <psytac.at.aol.com> at 2004-03-12 06:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nice blow job lips. pretty sexy.
Submitted by parxhelic (user info) at 2004-03-12 06:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
damn like a little touchup work wouldve fuckin killed ya
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-12 06:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, if you're gonna leave a mean comment... *SIGN IN*!!!!
pussy...
(this was to spiroshit or whatever the name was)
Right now, I'm using my Jedi Mind Powers to will this fucker down the Most Heated list...
..... down......
.......... down..........
...............down...........
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-12 01:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
her right hand is gripping her 8 inch member
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-12 00:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yep... right about there........
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:47:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you...
....just after I finish banging Kristen
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-12 00:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Breast men are classless and chauvinistic. Their favorite things in life are beer and blowjobs, and they fall asleep after orgasm.
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Beer, blowjobs, and falling asleep after sex...yep, you hit the nail on the head that time.
Domenad - Thats classic.
Submitted by spirochete at 2004-03-11 23:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i wish i could slit your throat and watch as blood sluices down
your fat body. the world would be less one pig.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa: ARe you going to stop bitching and show me your tits, already? And make me a sandwich when you're done.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa, that's awesome!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HARDCORE!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, i'm glad i'm a leg man.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not surprised you're a boob man, RB.
Breast men are classless and chauvinistic. Their favorite things in life are beer and blowjobs, and they fall asleep after orgasm.
Ass men are comedic and possess extensive amounts of sexual creativity and stamina.
Leg men are classy, charming, and confident. They'll spend hours patiently licking and caressing a woman's body, and because of their irresistible sexual magnetism and generosity, will likely receive the most rewarding favors in return.
The fact that I haven't had sex in no way diminishes the accuracy of the above claims. I'm right. Again.
Submitted by Teddy_Bear (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, i know i'm contradicting everyone but hell, whoever doesn't have an opinion can curl up and die, right? Yah i'm a new signup, bite me.
Wow, i think you're hot.
Yeah, that's all i really had to say.
Submitted by pinkisgood <pinkisgood.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-11 21:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*BARF*
fuck. you are so fucking ugly. but brave...
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is awesome. I leave it for a night and a day, and I come back, and this thing is still alive and kicking.
It's... pretty funny, actually.
Thanks for the insults, and thanks for the compliments. I never knew my Muppet face and centimetre of chest cleavage would garner so much attention.
Craziness!
Now everyone leave my stupid picture and go do what (some) of you do best: make posts worth looking at!
Submitted by Spacecowboy468 (user info) at 2004-03-11 18:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your fucking gross and are you mixed? cuase i see a little mexican in you.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm.. I actually don't find you very attractive - quite the opposite to be honest. But most guys seem to disagree with me on that, so you probably _are_ hot. Good for you.
"Why don't you shut your mouth and unclog your twat.
All those crammed up, bloody tampons are probably what makes you so irritable."
Hahahahaha Kaelic, that's one of the funniest things I ever read on uber.
Submitted by JackHand (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd do you in the nostril
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oink Oink!
I'm a breast man, what can i say....
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, RB, when you break it down that way, it all seems so clear.
Take it off, Lyric!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I-I-I mean, GOD! You men are pigs! Lyric is NOT a piece of meat!
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Women = Piece of Meat
Lyric = Woman
Lyric = Piece of Meat
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I third the request for a bikini shot.
I-I-I mean, GOD! You men are pigs! Lyric is NOT a piece of meat!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i can show you guy my tits if you are looking for some hot boob action.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. I think another pick of Lyric in a bikini or something is in order. To determine if they are big or not.
(If you need help with resizing just foward the pic to nystyle81.at.aol.com and i will do it for ya)
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You couldn't drop the camera six inches and at give me some booby action? You are cruel, woman.
Submitted by SI-FI at 2004-03-11 15:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First off. Get a life you guys. Bit**** about trivial stuf shoud be above all you. The post was
starting off funny but, damn, get a fricken life.
I have nothing agents Liric or anyone at all, but just shut up about all the nonsence stuff.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant believe this is still on the most heated list... lyric is makin waves without even trying. haha.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
2 points:
1) Why is everybody commenting on this chick's tits when you can't even see them? Barely a line showing clevage doesnt equate massive boobies. Damn people.
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Excellent point. You can't see the rest of her boobies. However, girls with teeny weeny boobies don't have that. You can tell she has big boobies, unfortunatley you can also tell they hang.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:29:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm sure Lisa has breasts, sweetie -- they're just not those spread out udders you're sporting.
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yes. yes, she does have breasts. in fact--
nevermind.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow... Looks like Kristen is winning the argument.
Oh... Back to the pic... She looks a bit pissed off. But, I don't see why all the bad comments.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 points:
1) Why is everybody commenting on this chick's tits when you can't even see them? Barely a line showing clevage doesnt equate massive boobies. Damn people.
2) When you thrust a picture of a decent to semi-good looking female into a den of 90% sexuallyrepressed males you are pretty much gonna get nothing but good responses. Key words: Sexually Repressed
oh shit, one more thing...
3) I love it when Uber has so much in-fighting. Everybody kissing everybody else's ass is so fucking weak. Go out and make an enemy! Competition spawns better posts. Hatred spawns classic posts.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fatty
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
try to smile, it helps
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're pretty, you seem to have your own style and I think that's cool.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you one ugly bitch
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't get me wrong --- I really do think she's beautiful. But, like everyone else, she still has physical flaws ... that doesn't make her any less attractive to me just because I can see them, if that makes any sense. Still a very attractive girl.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a beautiful woman (the bone structure in your face is amazing, and I *wish* I had breasts like yours!), and your picture has great attitude. Don't put yourself down, sexy lady.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOMG that was so me in high school. Sorry, wrong there. Shitspray Shay, I'm suprised my 6 year old niece hasn't come up with that yet. I don't hate you, don't know you, I just don't regard you. No need to fret though, I will be gone off this site in two weeks, m'kay? Have a pleasant day.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would.
Do you got junk in the trunk?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GODDAHAM, Shitspray Shay. You need to get over all this hatred you have for me. High school was a long time ago and you are no longer the ugly, fat, sexually repressed chick always wearing brown and sitting off to the side by herself in class because of her hygiene problems.
You are now the ugly, fat, sexually repressed chick always wearing brown and sitting off to the side by herself in the office because of her hygiene problems.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:34:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just so you realize where this came from, we were cool until A.) You bitched me out but not your cunty friend Kristen. B.) You started acting like an egotistical dyke-bag.
Please correct these mistakes in the future to assure continued quality service. Please drive through.
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Finally someone else that doesn't like Kristen and kiss her ass for some ungawdly reason....
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me like...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic-
"Oh come off of it. You posted your picture for one reason. One god damned reason, and that's so people could fawn over you and tell you you're hot."
------------------------------ What's your point exactly?
In the dictionary next to the word "hypocrite" is a picture of Kenny West.
What picture? Well, you can take your choice, there are plenty...
http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/valor_waye/lst?.dir=/And+I+still+get+drunk+off+the+sun.&.view=t
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6764
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6470
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 10:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you get your nips fixed yet, Falco?
Submitted by Luke at 2004-03-11 08:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the last and saddest thing I saw right before I pulled the trigger
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-11 06:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly. Wouldnt even give you a golden shower.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-11 05:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Merc:
Post something and then get everyone on UberSite that you know to all post replies as fast as they can. The result? Most heated. I don't get it, either.
kgbpasha:
My cousin looks like Macauley Culkin, and apparently I look like my cousin. It's like 6 Degrees of Macauley Culkin here.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-03-11 03:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind me of Macauly Culkin.
Why? Not sure..maybe the expression.
Sorry, it's not a compliment but you're
not fishing for one anyway.
Submitted by Merc (user info) at 2004-03-11 03:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how does most heated work? this is a picture of a fairly attractive girl who by the title does not feel great about herself. apparently someone is putting down early child development as if that is not incredibly important and someone else is acting like they would want to fix a leak or clogged toilet themself instead of have a plumber. Most heated list is kind of disappointing to me.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-03-11 01:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
drink drank drunk
You're kind of cute, in that "Please don't kick my ass" sort of way.
drink drank drunk
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-11 01:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First of all, C_A_T_A_L, my dad could kick your dad's ass if he were nothing more than a mere speedbump. If you don't believe me, you can ask my mom.
Secondly, I was dealt with off-Über by Lyric. I just got out of the damn corner.
Thirdly, I'm not even a Pre-K teacher, goddamnit.
Fourthly, I have nothing against plumbers with the exception that they brought that butt cleavage look into style.
Fifthly, I've been grouchy, I've been sick, and I've been tired lately. Sorry for the attitude problem, Kaelic. You drop the plunger, I'll put down the crayon, and let's shake on it. And if we can't do that, let's draw a line down the center of Über and I'll stay on my half if you stay on your's.
Sorry this got to the most heated list, Lyric. I know you were dreading that possibility.
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-11 00:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Id do ya! :)
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-11 00:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha...
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can Always Trust a Liar:
Finally. Someone who said exactly what I think.
I have no renown. I just had two people bickering over whose job was better. Hello, Most Heated!
Seriously, post your pic, and I'll send Kristin and Kaelic over to fight in the reply section. It's pretty amusing.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
several things:
regarding the plumber vs. pre-k teacher argument, YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS for arguing over something so trvial. you sound like 1st graders saying "Mt dad can beat up your dad!" or something to that effect.
i still don't get all the reviews and +2's. it's just a picture post. not a bad post, but certainly not the kicker of all asses.
and lastly, i bet if i posted my picture, it wouldn't get a single review... granted Lyric possesses a somewhat larger renown than I, but the amount of reviews and hits this has gotten is mind boggling (at least to me). sigh...
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 on comment merit alone.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, Tom already enlightened me to that lovely comparison ;)
I thanked him.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your picture and a picture of poop is on the most heated.
Coincidence?
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree. This would be the least of what I would expect to happen by posting my stupid picture.
Neat, yet... scary.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
top of most heating... wow.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 22:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look familiar... you from new england?
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-10 22:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your avg good looking.. i do you.. doesn't mean much but i would do you.. that's all for now..
i didn't know that you existed on this site till today...
nice to meet you.. you seem normal enough
Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-03-10 21:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh...she may be the ultimate "Dirty Girl"...
I *love* dirty girls...
:-)
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-03-10 21:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool haircut, but I've always liked the junkie-whore looking type
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your welcome Poopie face
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 01:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to steal a line from Phinch:
Angelina Jolie called, she wants her lips back.
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HEY Phinch used that line on ME!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ, I'm under xLyricGilliesx
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes... Snipa... my hair is greasy. Right...?
I'm sorry, but that was just lame. If you're going to insult me, make it something GOOD.
You as well, you already rated my post and told me how you can tell, obviously from my pic, that I have to tie my boobs in a bow in front of me when I go out, lest they drag on the ground and I accidentally trip on one. Or both. And now my hair is greasy?
At least tease me about my nose, or my lips, or something.
Thank you.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
U got some gressy ass hair
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa, what's your AIM sn again? Some asshole got into my buddy list and eleted all the names.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BURN!
I'm just going to sidle on out of here. Sorry...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha... that's the first funny thing I've ever heard you say, Kaelic.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* It was a joke, Kaelic... a JOKE. You're so bitter. I didn't even start all this shit about my boobs.
Lisa insulted me, I tried to insult Lisa. I still like her writing, and think she's funny.
Let's all sit in a circle, sing Kumbaya, and have a big orgy.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Polywhatever, why don't you physically insert yourself into Lyric's vagina? That way you'll be that much closer to her ass if you ever want to pop your head out and kiss it some more.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, OK, shutup about your breasts. Large, supple, great. Whatever. Let's look at some relevent things:
I was attacked first by your cunty friend. I didn't start it ... then you're abruptly angry with me. I was just kidding about the sideburns low standards thing. I don't even know what Sideburns looks like.
I shouldn't have even recieved a reprimand -- Kristen was obviously trying to bait me into textually abusing her. Why? I don't know, maybe she gets off on it like some girls get off on being talked dirty too. Who cares?
The point is that Kristen should have gotten all your ire, and I should have gotten none. And then you go and insult Lisa, and in the process come out sounding really egotistical and unattractive. And now you're making a serious point about describing the largeness, and the suppleness of your breasts, which may cut it with 99% of stupid male Uber-users, but not me. Stop trying to pretend you don't have an ego ... everyone does, come off it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. I never knew that Kaelic was a plumber before Kristen mentioned it.
A) Don't disrespect teachers, it's not their fault if you fuck up your life.
B) Lyric is still hot.
C) Lisa, maybe you should leave if you don't like it... that way we can call Lyric by her real name without getting her confused with you.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic:
Why in the hell would I attach a random picture of myself to the bottom of the post? I mean, you did that, fine and dandy. It just doesn't make sense to me. It's a little thing called "relevance".
Also, I didn't bitch out Kristen because I know her and have talked to her before this. I have never talked to you before, all I have seen is some very angry ranting directed at a person who has nothing to do with my post. I got mad at her, too. Didn't you see where I threatened to break off our secret love affair? Neither of you impressed me very much with that.
Yes, I have large, full, supple breasts. Believe it or not, large, full, supple breasts do not have a tendency to sit up around a girl's shoulders. Crazy, eh?
It's too bad you're being such a dick. You're a pretty damn hot guy. I seriously love this place for all the eye candy. Oh, and the good writing.
Of course.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just so you realize where this came from, we were cool until A.) You bitched me out but not your cunty friend Kristen. B.) You started acting like an egotistical dyke-bag.
Please correct these mistakes in the future to assure continued quality service. Please drive through.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm sure Lisa has breasts, sweetie -- they're just not those spread out udders you're sporting.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come off of it. You posted your picture for one reason. One god damned reason, and that's so people could fawn over you and tell you you're hot. You needed a little ego strokin', and that's fine ... most girls do, especially average ones, but the minute you start pretending it's something else is when I call bullshit. Honesty, please ... because if you just wanted to put your picture up, it could have been as an after thought at the bottom of another post. Logic, damn, it stings.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah. Go jerk off, Lisa.
A) You want to see a boobs-a-spilling pic? I got plenty. Unlike you, I *have* breasts.
B) I think I have average looks, and I'm cool with that. Some people who I talk to on here wanted to see my pic, so I posted it, and then kicked it off the front page with another post. Kristen, much as I love her, and Kaelic decided to have a bitch-fest on my post, which, against my wishes, made it to Most Heated. The LAST fucking thing I wanted was my goddamn mugshot on most heated.
C) Uhm... I don't really have a point C).
D) You already replied to my post earlier, that you obviously hate so much, and then came back to see it *again*. Yes. I can see how much you can't stand reading it. It's like a car accident, isn't it? ...the post, not my face. Geez, people.
E) Dammit, go read my other posts. I don't even count this stupid picture.
F) Just kidding. I don't really hate you. I think your manly bitchiness is funny. You make for some really good reading on here. At the same time, I stand by my original retort to you.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"My titties hang down past my waist"
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See? Do you see what I mean? This is the third time this week I've had to correct myself on Ubersite. You're turning me into a moron, morons.
~~~~~~~~~~
Then leave.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Something to do with this incessant yawning.
See? Do you see what I mean? This is the third time this week I've had to correct myself on Ubersite. You're turning me into a moron, morons.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-10 17:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is annoying me for a number of reasons.
1) You posted a picture of yourself, boobs-a-spilling, on the Internet, and now you're feigning distress because it's receiving too much attention, all the while baiting onlookers with phony low self-esteem. "Here's my picture, guys...but meh, I'm just so-so...isn't that right? Hey, why are you guys reviewing this post? Seriously, stop noticing me!" That's like stuffing two bloody steaks in your bra and doing a pole dance in a lion's cage, then pretending to wonder why you came out with a double mastectomy.
2) Everyone insults Kaelic the same damn way. "Haha go fix my sink dumass!" "Kenny I bet you get really tired pungling toilets all day LOL." Really, it's played out, and completely lacking in cleverness and comedic value. Personally, I'm tired of watching Kaelic own more than three-fourths of you in these tiresome Internet arguments, while you take perpetual and completely predictable stabs at his occupation. An occupation which you all know, but don't want to admit, is nothing for anyone to be ashamed about, particularly not a 21-year-old. Please, please, try to devise challenges with half a trace of wit. I'm feeling light-headed, and I think it has something this incessant yawning. Why don't you do something creative next time, like put matches out with your corneas?
3) You're just a bunch of fuckwitted dumbasses. I feel so uninspired and cognitively numbed lately, and it's undoubtedly all your fault. I'm so tired of you fuckers, I've actually had to focus on, like, real life, and its according responsibilities.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-03-10 16:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were male.
I can think of no higher compliment to give a split arse.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-10 16:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lyric, I had always thought you were a guy.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-10 16:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:05:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Like there was ever a doubt of who won. But just remember, it was all in good fun, said in jest. Except for the part where I said I hate that bitch Kristen, and hope she dies. That part I was serious about.
Also, everything else.
Oh come on, lighten up. Seriously, she is a cute girl ... but if I was going to "hit" on her, Andy, you'd think I would use some of your patented moves. Next thing you know, I'd be driving cross country to meet her ... well, since it's me, she'd be the one doing the driving, but that's irrelevent. I'm just not a net mack like you, my brother from another mother.
Also, this may be news to everyone, but I am currently "talking" with someone already. Someone in real life. Thank you, that is all.
Have a negative two for the "play with yourself" quip, btw.
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Damn, you sound just like someone I know... real cool guy, and old buddy...
do you live in Columbia MD?
just curious
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-10 16:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper.
(damn you polyamourousaj)
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lyric, you are fine. F-I-N-E.
hotter than spike...just under volk.
I would show you an amazing evening around NYC.
Will
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you're hot. How's that working out for ya?
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And here's a 2 for Kristen and Kaelics undying yet entertaining hatred for each other.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would toss it in ya... nice lips!
Verrrry volumptuous!!!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
105 hits? Damn babe, how the hell did I miss this?
As I said before, you're cute as hell. I'm sticking by my original thoughts, and this pic only makes me agree more.
In the next pic...smile! You're cute as hell in the other pic you sent me, and you're head is the size of a Skittle in the pic. So I await your next unveiling.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you...
....just after I finish banging Kristen
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
reallybored:
I may be meh, but I have a sparkling personality. And you should see me bake cookies.
ohlookasquirrel:
Truly, I just posted it as a warning. I don't really fish for compliments because I don't expect to get any. I don't think I am ugly, but I'm certainly not as attractive as the majority of the women on this site. I didn't expect anyone to actually see this damn thing because I kicked it off the frontpage after I posted it. And now? Number Fucking Two on Most Heated. *sigh* What can ya do.
Everyone else:
Thanks. :) Seriously.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the replies...especially the 'superman' comment.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good luck, Kenny. i hope it works out for you. i think you're a nice guy, and you deserve a good woman.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh is the prefect title for this post. When i look at you i see a meh. I mean you're not ugly. I will say that, but you're not really hot either. You kinda just, meh. If i was shitfaced and i saw you in a bar dressed up alittle i would say Nice. But for now, just meh.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Like there was ever a doubt of who won. But just remember, it was all in good fun, said in jest. Except for the part where I said I hate that bitch Kristen, and hope she dies. That part I was serious about.
Also, everything else.
Oh come on, lighten up. Seriously, she is a cute girl ... but if I was going to "hit" on her, Andy, you'd think I would use some of your patented moves. Next thing you know, I'd be driving cross country to meet her ... well, since it's me, she'd be the one doing the driving, but that's irrelevent. I'm just not a net mack like you, my brother from another mother.
Also, this may be news to everyone, but I am currently "talking" with someone already. Someone in real life. Thank you, that is all.
Have a negative two for the "play with yourself" quip, btw.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-10 12:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'll warn you right now, I am no SpikeGoddess or Kristen or Volklcess."
This is what you say when you want to fish for compliments, I know, because I fish for compliments A LOT.
I was going to give you just a plus one for saying that, but here, because the replies made me laugh my ass off and somehow I missed this.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-10 12:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you do have sexy lips. and eyes. and hair.....
uh oh. i made a mess.
+2 for modesty.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-10 11:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this started off as a really nice innocent post with a pretty picture, and it's on the most heated list because of a maligned three-way
good times
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-10 11:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're pretty.
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, about how "noble" teaching is vs. plumbing...
Imagine if there were no plumbers. Now imagine your toilet breaks thanks to a ginormous shit you took.
Fast forward three months... you'd have to fucking move.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-10 10:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-10 09:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I touched myself when I saw you.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-03-10 09:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you listen to good music.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 08:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaelic won. +2 for making me laugh.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-10 08:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not bad. Probably cuter if you smiled.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-10 08:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
From a man's point of view, I think you look like an attractive girl.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-10 06:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look tired.
Good hair.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-10 06:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your nose looks like it has been punched in, and your big, spread out tits look like they might spread out 8 feet below where the photo ends, you probably weigh 200lbs and have a pinhead
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-10 06:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty girl wants to marry me.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-10 05:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you gave me a +2 once. I'd cum on your tits.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-03-10 05:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone else realise Kaelic won that flame war by a mile? Oh and it's more likely a monkey would be able to identify other animals than fix a sink.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-10 05:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not as ugly as you, mrs fat bitch
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-10 05:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'd hit it.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 05:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not usually one to pull this card, but...
look who's talking?!?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-10 05:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you sure are an ugly fucking moll
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha! Felching..... that word cracks me up.
Crack?
Get it?
.... never mind.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think i'm a Kristen, but not really a SpikeGoddess or Volklcess.
why is the cat felching it's own ass right now?
THAT'S A BAD MR. KITTY!!!
i will not be letting Mr. Kitty lick my face anymore, now that i know it does THAT!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll warn you right now, I am no SpikeGoddess or Kristen or Volklcess.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn, dude. You're like fucking Superman or something. Do you just constantly search for your name in the message replies? ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, Kaelic is upset at me again. Where's hidden?
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KENNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
man, this is great. Kenny keeps trying to hook up with girls on Ubersite. i love it. +2 for being brave and posting your picture. you have to be brave with this lot, because they will try to insult you even when you are super-hot like me because they are jealous. anyway, stop it with that "i don't look like (pretty girl)" crap. i won't have it. confidence is key. remember that.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For getting this post to most heated.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm. I can't say much for your skills as a poet but you're still hot.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, yes.
A POEM FOR MURPHY1844
Making the Most Heated list is my bad luck
Here's some reasons why I guess I suck.
I'm really nasty, you're really hot.
And we both like to fuck boys a lot.
*bows*
Thank you, thank you.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sucker.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, man.... is that why my fucking watch doesn't work anymore?
Well, thanks for letting me know, here I had just thought the batteries had died!
Submitted by spirochete at 2004-03-10 03:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mercifully we were spared the lower half
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that guy... the only thing your face could stop is traffic. ;)
Submitted by spirochete at 2004-03-10 03:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is obviously the your most appealing photo-sad
your face could stop a clock
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! She still loves me.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, you guys!
Stop posting on here! I knocked this badass motherfucker off the front page for a reason, and then you bitches decide to put it on the fucking Most Heated List.
Argh!
Kristen... this is ALMOST..... *ALMOST* enough to break off our secret love affair.
Scott, you bastard... I thought you liked my haircut :(
And Kaelic, go play with yourself.
Dammit, dammit, dammit.....
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I'm tired. I've been at work for 12 hours. This isn't going to look nearly as funny to me the next time I log on.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Lyric, she's going to put the smack down.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, no. Poly, you strike me as the type of person you likes having sex in the bath.
I don't go in for those type of kinky shenanigans - sex should be dirty!
What?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally, I think it will be a tragedy if the next Ubercon doesn't have at least 100+ of you people attending. There would be enough stories to fill this place out for years.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just referring to my bestiality post, aren't you?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is as good a post as any to have on the most heated list. I mean, it's people bitching at each other - what more do you need?
What's that, Poly, we need animal sex and soapy suds? What are you some kind of freak? ;-)
What?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, Lyric. You've got to stop knocking me off the heated list!
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its only a matter of time before YES finds this one...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen should know better than to encourage... I mean antagonise Kaelic.
Bad form, Kristen, you tease!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When boys used pull on girls pigtails. Well, I didn't - I sued to dropkick them in the fanny and piledriver them into the concrete. But horses for course, eh?
What?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... I would yell at Scott, but I think it's funny that Lisa tried to bury this by posting again.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No no no no no no no no!!!!!
I don't want my fucking picture on most heated!!!!!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's just like in the school playground...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you love each other really...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and btw, Kaelic and Kristen...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So it will get there
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll just do my bit....
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The most heated list perhaps.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmn, I wonder where this is going...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic couldn't find his way out of a paper bag, let alone an argument consisting of more than "You're ugly," "No, YOU'RE ugly."
He strained his brain when he was figuring out which bolt to tighten. Let's be nice to him.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kaelic, what kind of social disfunction do you suffer from? Is there some sort of "I need to start shit with everybody so I can be noticed" thing going on in your head?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaelic, it was meant to be ironic in both places. Usually people teach because it is a noble profession and they love to help people. Plumbers fix peoples' shit-tubes.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Especially Pre-K teachers. I know there is a high demand for being able to identify various animals like "dog" and "cat", and stuff. The sky is the limit for you ... idiot.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, because we all know how much teachers get paid. So are you going to buy the Corevette, or the BMW? I know it's a tough choice, think carefully.
Let's really be accurate, cunt. I allow you to goad me into an argument because I want too. If I didn't, I wouldn't reply. Like somehow the cruel barbs of some weird, plasticky looking girl on the internet hurt my feelings, deep down. Grow up.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that, was a kicker of all ass burn.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And poly is right. You are quite the performing monkey, Kaelic. I say "Jump", you say, "How high?"
Actually, let's be accurate here. I say "Jump, bitch."
Let's go one step further. I say, "Kaelic is a pile of dung..." and you respond as expected. I don't want to call you simple but if the reaction fits...
Anyway. I'm not going to get defensive about my job, mainly because I'm only doing it for the money-same as you being a plumber for the prestige.
Oh, wait.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:33:11 EST (#)
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Take your time ... I'm sure peeing is a lengthy and painful process for you, what with the urinary tract infection and all.
I'm out.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:29:27 EST (#)
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Gee, Kaelic, you witty bastard. That was tweak-my-nipples-and-slap-my-ass fabulous.
Hold on, I have to pee. I'll get back to you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:26:57 EST (#)
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Okay, I'm all for good-natured ribbing, but a monkey can be a plumber. But can a monkey teach another monkey to be a plumber?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:26:27 EST (#)
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haha, sorry lisa (not bitch or dyke) this is too funny to stop.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:25:26 EST (#)
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And what the fuck do you do? You're some sort of Pre-K teacher or something? Wow, I bet that's hard. Really hard. So do you really have the alphabet memorized, or do you teach that out a book, you retarded cunt? Please just stop. You can not win.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:24:43 EST (#)
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Hahahaha... FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! I'll give Kaelic 10 to 1 odds on this one.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:23:06 EST (#)
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Dammit, now you're pissing me off. Stop it. I will say "Please" only one more time.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:22:25 EST (#)
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Kristen, Kristen, Kristen.
Why don't you shut your mouth and unclog your twat.
All those crammed up, bloody tampons are probably what makes you so irritable.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:21:27 EST (#)
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Aww, Kaelic is upset at me again. Where's hidden?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:20:47 EST (#)
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Wait. That's unfair. You obviously put a lot of effort into your response to me, so I'll give you the same respect.
Unclog my toilet and move my stove.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:19:37 EST (#)
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I can't help it that the girls on Ubersite that target me for their hatred are always the jealous, weird looking ones like Kristen and Loren. I'm sorry, but this has been a long time coming. Ubersite is like a war ... we fight from post to post. We can't always pick and choose where these battles happen. I'm just sorry this had to happen on a post as nice as this one.
Fuck you, Kristen. And fuck you, Poly whatever your name is. I can't be bothered to hit the back button and look, now that I am replying. Fuck you both.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:18:54 EST (#)
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Kaelic, Kaelic, Kaelic.
Shut your twat and unclog a toilet.
Submitted by funkmeister (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:18:07 EST (#)
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You are very pretty Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:16:03 EST (#)
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+2 cuz Kaelic always gets easily upset.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:14:29 EST (#)
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Whoa! No fighting on a post that has my mugshot in it, please.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:09:45 EST (#)
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Maintenance specialist = Handiman assigned to more than one property, of which I am the only one. Let's not sugar coat it, it's still a maintenance man job, but they gave me business cards, so whatever.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:07:09 EST (#)
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See, this is why I fucking hate you, Kristen, and I hope you die. Just because I understand plumbing, and know how to auger a line or replace a broken pipe doesn't make me a plumber. Just because you know how to take out your trash doesn't make you a garbage man, idiot.
Let's say I'm a maintenance specialist. Let's say that I'm getting back in school (of which I am almost halfway through, anyhow), working on getting my contractors license, and I've already gotten my EPA certification to handle freon. Let's also say I'm twenty one, and I work full time as a maintenance specialist who goes around to 13 different student properties in Tallahassee "floating" tasks. And I'm stunningly hot. Would you enjoy shutting the hell up, now? Thanks.
Don't look down on me for working a job that pays well and I won't look down on you for talking like a snotty ass bitch.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 01:58:47 EST (#)
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Awww, I forgot to thank you, Scott.
Thank you, Scott! You liked my haircut :) I like my haircut. It's all good!