live journals... because you matter. (833 hits)
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Submitted by Poisonyourkids (View user info) at 2004-03-10 02:35:57 EST
ill warn you now that this is most likely boring that you really wont give a shit im sure. but if you have some time to kill listening to me ramble, my all means read this. you might get a laugh or two... but i wont be held accountable.
i dont know if i really give a damn, or if i just feel like writing about something, but it really kills me the ammount of people with live journals. people you would expect to be better than that are writing in these things as if people actually give a damn that they went to searstown mall today to pick up the new whatever the fuck album. i dont understand what compells these people to write a live journal... i really just do not understand it.
these people write like the fate of the world hangs in the balence... like the fact that their stupid boy/girlfriend (either or) came over and they held hands and watched movies. hey, seriously... your life is boring, stop jamming up the internet with it. rat bastards.
you would think its just 12 year old girls too... but no, real people, do this to. guys i know write these fuckin things, and believe me, they are as inane as the 12 year old girl's too. im no griseled war veteran or anything... im only 19. but when i see my peers rambling about a gap sweater they ALMOST got... it makes me wonder what in the hell people are doing with their lives lately... "kids in my day..." and all that nonsense.
i love the indignant outrage people feel when they get negative comments in their live journal. the typical response is "THIS IS MY JOURNAL AND I CAN WRITE WHATEVER I WANT!!!" to which i cant help but think... hey jackass. you put your journal on the internet for the world to read... would you expect anything fucking less... if i were you i would have picked up on that by now. also if i were you i would find something better to do with my time...
in closing i leave you with a short story. semi live journal related...
some friends and i were sitting around my friends place. 5 or 6 of us, just drinking beers, doing what we do. everyone was either a senior in highschool or already out. gradually more people started to filter in... all regulars at this place for a friday night. the typical crowd.
3 broads show up. no one likes these girls, they arent even from around our area... they are leeches. they call somone and trick them into inviting them over, (and i use the term invite losely... to them saying the name of the place youre at is an invite) they come, they sit, and they stare. sometimes they mention how much they would like to get some beer, but no one is giving up any of theirs, and no one over 21 gives a shit enough to go to the packy for them.
we can never figure out why they show up but they do from time to time... they never add anything to the atmosphere of the place. they dont contribute interesting conversation, and they arent even all that good looking. (one of them looks like a ren and stimpy close up... if you know what i mean by that, then im sorry your eyes have also been tainted)
they happen to have live journals, because they are all pathetic low lives and think people give a shit.
somone happens to send me the link to one of their journals one day because of something or another... said something stupid. i dont know. i dont know why this person reads them in the first place but judge not lest ye be judged. i happen to see an entry about how hard they were partying with clinton kids and a bunch of kids who are in college, (2 of them i know are drop outs... i dont know about the 3rd) and yadda yadda yadda. they are real party animals, sitting there and doing nothing.
i start thinking about it and it dawns on me that all three of these stupid girls are in live journal communities galore... huge pathetic groups of people doing shitloads of nothing other than pretendting they are real friends when in fact they are scaled down internet daters... the girls were doing this shit for no other reason than to impress people, make them think they really get out and do things, other than update their el jays.
you might be thinking... "well they could just make shit like that up and post it... so thats probobly not why they go to your parties and sit there and take up space" and i thought that too until somone i knew who also knew them asked me if they were at our party that night. we have mutual friends and acquaintences... so they cant make that shit up cause it would get back to us and they would look like idiots.
so i dont know what the fuck. are people so desperate for love that they have to go out and do things for no other reason than to impress their el jay readers. are people so at a loss for something to do that they are actually just reading el jays all the time? does anyone else see where im comming from on this?
i just dont know how to put it. i guess im just put off by the idea that people are more concearned with their E-lives than their real lives... kinda sick when you think about it.
and the more i think about it, the more i realize i cant be much better than them... cause here i sit at 3:00 am ranting about shit that no one cares about, which happens to be the people who sit around and talk about shit no one cares about...
actually fuck that, i feel no guilt... to all you people with live journals... put this in your journal and post it... jerk
User Reviews
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 22:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
baboon... had you read the post you would have seen the part where i noted just what you brought up there... try reading before rating next time...
hair, i fly the finger cause i dont like having my picture taken... but yes, i am immensely cool. thank you for taking notice...
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-03-10 11:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like those girls need to get a life.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-10 10:23:13 EST (#)
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I made a woman cry yesterday.
Girl#1:"oh wow, I love your outfit"
Girl#2:"yeah, i bought it cos vertical stripes are slimming"
Me:"That only works if your only a bit overweight,family size"
Girl#2 bursts into tears, girl#1 glares at me, all my friends piss themselves laughing.
Mission accomplished.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-03-10 08:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because i fucking hate livejournal fags
+1 because you look like my friend nick.
that is all
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:41:54 EST (#)
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Why do people always fly a finger? Do you think you are "cool"?
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:18:01 EST (#)
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you do realize that posting on here is about the same as having a livejournal, right?
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 04:08:09 EST (#)
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side note...
why dont we bring back team wars? i wasnt here for team wars one but i was in team wars 2 and i thought it was a good time. gave people something to think about and it kinda keeps people invovled in something. other than having to read shitty posts like this...
i suggest 2 responsible and interested people put their heads together and get a new one going.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:41:08 EST (#)
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Let the good times roll...
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:30:36 EST (#)
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I'll say what's on the tip of everyone's tongue right now. I kick more ass than...
... oh shit I don't know something that kicks a lot of ass.
Murphy...1844!
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:13:17 EST (#)
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murph1844..... ha, didnt notice that before but at least know i know where you got the number.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:08:59 EST (#)
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1844... i know pabst inside and out my man. its all i drink.
an interesting fact. if you look on the 30 rack box, the picture of the can on it has the number of fluid ounces. open the rack, take a can out, and compare the actual can to the picture. they are different. try it out. fun for the whole family.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought this was pretty funny. I was going to shred you until you caught yourself at the end there. But Ubersite isn't really a live journal. It's more like an internet community of people who battle to do whatever they can to get the most attention. Guess what, I'm logged in too. And so are you PYK.
LJ's piss me off too. I once asked a net friend of mine how his weekend was and I got a link to an LJ. I thought it was kind of insulting... instead of answer my question, I get a generic community one-size-fits all answer. And the narcissim kills me.
Pop quiz, asshole: What year was PBR established in Milwaukee? It's on your can if you need help.
Murphy
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:40:37 EST (#)
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i was reading this over and this:
"we can never figure out why they show up but they do from time to time... they never add anything to the atmosphere of the place. they dont contribute interesting conversation, and they arent even all that good looking."
made me think of a lot of people on ubersite... myself included...dont worry.