The Outcome of Life Experience is Usually Different from What You Would Expect, Or Want. (456 hits)
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Submitted by DyerBm (View user info) at 2004-03-10 03:36:36 EST
There have been very few experiences in my life that have actually lived up to what I had imagined, and I don't have that vivid of an imagination. However, one of the experiences that lived up to, and surpassed by far what I had expected, was the birth of my daughter. I never expected that day to impact me as greatly as it did. Seeing her for the first time brought tears to my eyes. And it has changed me in the most profound way.
Falling in love (as cheesy as it sounds) had changed me more that I thought it would as well. With exception of the people that have been in love, most of the population, like myself before meeting my wife, seems to not believe in such nonsense. I don't understand this phenomenon, but it seems to be a common thing.
I don't care what you say, smoking the green love made my life a fantastic joyride of pleasure and excitement. Weed was something that was preached into my head since day one as being a bad thing and I'll tell you what, the studies I have preformed on myself for the betterment of mankind, have proven to be a success. Weed will make you run faster, jump higher, live longer and give you an overall feeling of greatness. Ok.....I lied about that, but I do enjoy smoking every once in a while and support the mind expansion that it creates, as opposed to the mind numbing effect alcohol induces.
The *feeling* of sex has by far surpassed what I had expected. Before I had sex, the thought of what it could even possibly feel like was preposterous to me. My hand on the other hand, was my only idea of pussy. And pussy in those days was shitty. While on the topic of sex, let's change pace and discuss the life experiences that we are taught will kick ass, but to me, didn't quite cut it.
As I already said, the FEELING of sex compared to my imagination of it was a great difference. However, the act of sex with the various partners I had before meeting my wife, sucked. I don't mean the sex was bad itself, but the element of love that was missing made it shitty. I try to not have any regrets in life. I think that when people have regrets, it's really just a part of themselves or something they did that they can't accept as something they are or did. So they blame is on all kinds of ignorant shit. Sleeping with those people I have accepted. Shit it was fun some of the times, but the experience of being with them made my life no better. Unlike the traditional male, sleeping with those chicks made me feel like I was dirty. I could never justify those acts to myself for the main reason that they served no purpose. It was just physical gratification.
Another letdown was alcohol. With the exception of my first time (which was most interesting) I can't say any other was anything beside me numbing my brain and pretending that shit wasn't the way it was. For a young teenager the unfortunate thing about teachers and parents, is the fact that they are more willing to give you a lie which in most cases intrigues, as opposed to the truth which might actually keep you from doing something. Shit when the teachers made us put on those beer glasses that are supposed to give you an impression of a drunken state, I must say that I thought I might want to invest some more of my time and studies into the topic further. Let's get drunk!
On the other hand, waking up the next day and lying next to what looks like a mix of an ape and an asshole with hemorrhoids, made me rethink my drinking habits. Everyone of the many times I dry vomited served as a good teacher as to why I might not want to drink either. And who can neglect the random falling over that accompanies alcohol. That's the best isn't it?
It's funny how people are pulled towards the things that seem pleasurable but turn out to be a let down and push away from the things that bring the most joy.
I could probably go all day with life experiences that were a let down but I don't feel like it and nobody cares anyhow. So in closing, Sorry if the post sucked but I haven't put anything personal on yet and figured what the hell. Have your life experiences lived up to your expectations? Lets talk shall we....
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Submitted by homeboy (user info) at 2004-03-12 17:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I am a puppet then you are a "SHEEP".And if it would make you happy,I will try to start using punctuation. and the spelling thing, ya I can't really help that to much.And what the fuck does my spelling and punctuation have to do with the conversation. Are you running out of witty comments to say to me. Hey man, shallow is a pretty harsh word. I don't see how you get shallow, from our conversations. I could understand if you called me a fucking pig, or the puppet thing,THAT even works. But why the shallow thing.Jesus loves you. Praise be to him. "Right". thats what you always say i think.or at least in that last article you wrote. I liked most of your other articles. its just that it is fun to rip on people. but that last one you wrote. ya, that suckes ass.
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-03-12 00:12:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by homeboy (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:28:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
hey if you liked my cheap attempts at wit you should check out what i said about another joke of an article you wrote.its called somethin like "bums contain the wisdom of who fuckin cares". there is really no difference between your smart remarks and mine.just that your sweet and nice about yours and you try to sound witty.me, i get to the fuckin point and say you just suck.no wit there!hey subconscious is a big word. are you sure you understand the meaning of it
Your reply from *bums...*
i agree with q_percy. go fuckin play in some traffic or somethin.you try to glorify yourself by telling everone you gave a bum some money.money is insignifficant. what was the fucking purpose of that except to glorify yourself. you fucking pig.
Firstly: "bums contain the wisdom of who fuckin cares". Why exactly did you even click on the post again? Better yet, why did you waste your precious time replying if you didn't care?
Second: "there is really no difference between your smart remarks and mine.just that your sweet and nice about yours and you try to sound witty.me, i get to the fuckin point and say you just suck".
I'm not trying to be nice or mean when replying, I'm trying to use facts to support my view of the truth. You on the other hand, are not *telling it how it is*. You are only making what you believe to be hurtful comments, when in actual fact your overall objective is negated by the fact you can't spell correctly or use punctuation. Let's not even bother with the fact that you also lack a point.
And for clarification, it might be hard to believe, but not everyone is as shallow as you. My giving to someone in need isn't my way of glorifying myself. Could writing a story about it on the net be considered that? Yes. You do have a point. IF I put that shit on Über for the purpose of getting admiration from the masses, then you would be correct. This was not my intention. My intention was to share a interesting thing that had happened to me with the hopes that it might positively influence someone at Über in the way that the actual event did to me. You are a fucking Puppet-
Submitted by homeboy (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey if you liked my cheap attempts at wit you should check out what i said about another joke of an article you wrote.its called somethin like "bums contain the wisdom of who fuckin cares". there is really no difference between your smart remarks and mine.just that your sweet and nice about yours and you try to sound witty.me, i get to the fuckin point and say you just suck.no wit there!hey subconscious is a big word. are you sure you understand the meaning of it
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-03-11 00:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shay, I understand that you believe you posses a talent at being clever. Unfortunately my friend, you're not. If you stopped at the title, then how exactly did you get to the bottom to rate it? Moreover, what is the point of giving someone a rating based off the title alone? That doesn't sound very grown up to me. Are you in high school?
Homeboy, possibly you only feel *fucking retarded* after having read this post because the content itself, triggered a hidden subconscious feeling that you lack intelligence. This of course would explain your random lashing out at people without any justified explanation, other than name calling and cheap attempts at wit. There are places to go to get help on this kind of thing. My best wishes.
It's people like you two that plague this site. Puppets-
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stopped at the title because no fucking shit.
Submitted by homeboy (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking suck. that was some boring ass shit.i feel fucking retarded after reading that bullshit. i bet you did or you still are a crack smoker.you fuckin suck at life. you cant enjoy a simple drink without goin home with some chick that looks like some shit off your shoes.
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 03:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty.