Goddamnit, I hate heavy metal!!!! (531 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony <frogglywoggly.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-10 13:24:25 EST
I hate people who use multiple exclamation marks even more, though.
Let me regale you with (yet another) tale of drunken idiocy.
Last night, I went out with a bunch of friends, one of whom is leaving the country (England) to go back to Canada next week. Early on in the evening, we're already having a huge argument about Gary Busey (who i've become obsessed with lately. Can anyone name a film with Gary Busey in it where he survives to the end?), and drunken stupidity starts to kick in.
By the time we get to the club, which happens to be a heavy metal club, i am absolutely shitfaced, but this doesn't stop me from hitting the vodka. One thing leads to another, and pretty soon I've taken on the role of "that guy", The guy who got trashed, made himself look like an asshole, and pretty much annoyed everyone in the room (see the "don't be that guy" post). First of all I decide that it would be a great idea to start smoking, and seeing as how cigarette smoke makes me gag and choke, you can see what a fantastic deccision i made there. Then I decide to go around the club for 2 hours and slap as many people's asses as possible.
At around 1:30 am, something happened which would change the course of my evening forever. I don't remember what happened exactly (I was probably too drunk at the time to realise what was going on), maybe I slapped too many guys' asses and someone took offense, or maybe some guy noticed me touching his girlfriend, but out of nowhere, i suddenly got someone's fist right in my face. I stumbled back and got out of the crowd to figure out what was going on, and noticed that my glasses had been bent by the punch. I didn't really care at the time, but i've spent pretty much all day today fiddling with them because its pissing me off. Needless to say, after my beating i calmed down and didn't slap any more asses.
Personally, I blame the aggression on the fact that i was surrounded by angry metalheads. If only I'd been in a club full of mellowed out rastas.
After i had calmed down, i went back to drinking vodka, and promptly proceeded to projectile vomit the contents of my stomach across the dancefloor. Luckily for me, I came out of it completely clean, and had the presence of mind to walk away looking innocent before any bouncers could come and throw me out.
The moral of the story is: stay away from metal clubs. Every time i go to this place i puke all over the place and get in some kind of trouble.
Not to mention that i almost passed out in the middle of my class this morning.
User Reviews
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-03-19 22:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw "I hate Heavy Me..."
not another fat post
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"The moral of the story is: you're an idiot!"
Submitted by roxxxy (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read it. But heavy metal kicksass so shut the fuck up
Submitted by TarikJax (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This didn't happen because you were in a metal club, this happened because you were being a dick.
Submitted by some guy <josehose.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-10 13:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"...and pretty soon I've taken on the role of "that guy", The guy who got trashed, made himself look like an asshole, and pretty much annoyed everyone in the room (see the "don't be that guy" post)."
that's about where i quit reading.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were to slap my ass, I'd bust you up, too. That's kinda um,....gay, if you know what I mean.
You also sound like you can't hold your alcohol.
Submitted by JackHand (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This story is both sad and pathetic. You should quit drinking or come out of the closet.
Submitted by partisan (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit, i didn't think i would get this much grief for this post. By the way, The only thing this post has to do with music genres is that i happened to be in a place playing hard rock when the story happened. And don't worry, i'm not drinking tonight.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ego-21 (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you in your stupid ass, you deserve to be punched many more times...ive got the perfect solution for you...DONT GET DRUNK, if your I.Q. was higher than your shoe size...wouldn't have a problem no would ya?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamnit, I hate posts about music genres!!!!