Religion and the sato-masochist that love it (1022 hits)
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Submitted by Curtis <Ehrraide.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-10 13:43:28 EST
I was sitting in the lounge area of my college today, looking to enjoy some debate, conversation and random BS that goes on at a college, but do to an obssesive religion fanatic my mourning was filled with stress and contempt.
It started with a friend making a simple joke along the lines of "...can you imagine if Jesus came back to Earth right now...with the movie about his death and all the people wearing crosses, it's like almost a celebration, id be pissed!" Many people laughed, it wasnt a hit on Jesus, or christianity...and mature people realize this...until some dumb broad opened her mouth with the cliche "...It a reminder that he died for our sins, its to show olur love for him...blah blah blah and all sorts of other bullshit. i got pissed, and told her "it s a fucking joke, quit looking so deeply into it, its beneath you..."
Which created that beautiful look on her face that only an idiot can make, the shear amount of ignorance showing through her gaping mouth as if i had stabbed her (which wouldnt have been a bad thing)
So i guess the moral of the story is~ "God,save me from your followers!"
Ever notice how many wars started because of religion?
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:25:29 EST (#)
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Jesus' reaction to the situation/celebration would largely depend on why they were celebrating.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:25:50 EST (#)
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You are going to need to unclench or you're going to get flamed right back into your momma's womb.
Here is the thing, granted this is not an English class and I think the whole grammar and spelling nazi business gets old, mostly because I can't spell worth shit. However, the purpose of language is communication. You are trying to convey what was perhaps a funny moment in college life and all, but really it's more of a "had to be there" kind of story and fell flat. The problem is that you did such a bad job of the actual writing that it became a distraction and the general story line was lost.
It's breaking the third wall like Owen Wilson's nose or Angelina Jolie's overly collagen enhanced lips, it's a distraction. You don't have to be a Pulitzer Prize winning writer, but don't write so badly that it shakes the reader out of the post.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:16:39 EST (#)
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wouldnt "mourning" be what you do after something dies? like, for instance..this post and/or its writer.
mase
Submitted by Ego-21 (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:04:23 EST (#)
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hear this you fucking morons, this isnt an English class, it does not matter how i spell, pay attention to my message versus whether i spell every motherfucking word right, get over it. Some people have lives and may type in a hurry...which causes mistakes,guess what, i have a life, if spelling is so fucking impotant to you, then get off the interent you lazy fuck, go out into the real world, where poeple speak so you dont have to be offended by their spelling you facist bastard, thanks for tryin to be a dick, in turn you look like a juvenile child.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not going to slam your spelling. This just wasn't interesting.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think he's from England. He talks/writes like he's from America. I think he just can't spell for shit.
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:06:11 EST (#)
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I'm no rokket syentiss but
I'm prety shur "sato" shud be "sado".
Frenchy
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope, 'mourning' is wrong no matter where you come from.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus loves you.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking brilliant.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Religion posts are far too overdone and this is one of the worst ones I've seen.
Shay - if he lives in England then they spell "morning" with a "u." Just like they spell "realize" "realise," etc. Don't like Z's and have to add an extra vowel to everything...hmm. I'm stumped about the misspelling of "due" though.
Phoenix
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, I finished reading. You very much deseve the -2. Both of them.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-10 13:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped reading as soon as you mis-spelled "due" and "morning". You're in fucking college, take a remedial English class you dummy!!!!