If They Mated: PART 3 (1241 hits)
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Submitted by JWLMAR10 (View user info) at 2004-03-10 13:50:53 EST
Today we will examine the effect that ubersite's beloved Tom would have if he ever produced offspring. This could happen sooner than we all think, because I hear the lady-folk are really taking to his 10 inch schlong.
Anyway, you all know how this thing works. It's similar to the skit on Conan where they fuse two faces together. The first girl that is mated with Tom is Jaime Gleicher from the MTV show: Bitch Girls... errr, Rich Girls. Why Jaime Gleicher? I have no idea. You should be able to figure out the rest.
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Submitted by caveman (user info) at 2004-04-03 02:33:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 17:58:22 EST (#)
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I'd like to give a shout out to all my boys in the hood?
What?!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-03-10 16:36:09 EST (#)
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They're purdy.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-10 16:16:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:27:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-10 15:04:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:59:36 EST (#)
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...oops i forgot his ability to cool 9000 bowls of soup with one mighty blow.
nevermind. he's super.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:58:38 EST (#)
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ok since when did Jimmy Walker have super powers?
DYNOMITE!!!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:57:33 EST (#)
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Well there's the second chick...what's her face. Wait, I don't know either of those people.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:53:14 EST (#)
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Jaime Gleicher is not hot. She is a hell spawn.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:52:55 EST (#)
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Funny shit.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:46:07 EST (#)
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Yeah I was just being jerky there. I got a love post once and I -2'd the jesus out of it simply because it was stupid.
This wasn't stupid though. You put me with some hot people. You ain't so bad. It sure beats that one chick at my school that writes "I love Tom" on pieces of paper. That's a level of retardation I'm just not touching.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:40:14 EST (#)
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I hope you were joking.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:39:59 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:36:42 (#)
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Anything with me in it gets a +2,"
And you called me cocky?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:36:42 EST (#)
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Anything with me in it gets a +2, but yeah, I think I'm the father of the Bush twins...and maybe Rory McCulcan (Or whoever that kid is) ummm, who else? I think Hillary Duff's unborn son...oh wait you don't know about that yet.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:36:31 EST (#)
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That is incredible.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:36:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:30:05 EST (#)
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I'm sure you get loads of chicks. Even with the condoms I'm sure you have a few illigitimate children.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:23:43 EST (#)
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It's good to know that the people think I'm capable of getting chicks, but you forgot about my stash of condoms.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:16:33 EST (#)
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I think the first child got a lot of Tom's features.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:07:56 EST (#)
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I can't believe Tom is so young.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:04:30 EST (#)
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Thanks for the emotional scars.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-10 14:02:43 EST (#)
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